Netflix Tomb Raider gets new trailer

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nah I have endless entertainment now watching people like Nerdrotic mock these shows with hilarious clip reels

Speaking of which... Acolyte died after one season, frankly you love to see it
 
People who cant create, destroy.
a perfect description of these modern "writers" who revive old franchises to borrow their credibility, only to immediately mangle them beyond recognition

if these individuals had any genuine artistic contribution to the world at all, they could have created new franchises and let them stand alone -- but they can't, so they destroy worlds built by others
 
a perfect description of these modern "writers" who revive old franchises to borrow their credibility, only to immediately mangle them beyond recognition

if these individuals had any genuine artistic contribution to the world at all, they could have created new franchises and let them stand alone -- but they can't, so they destroy worlds built by others
They are called "adaptations" for a reason. They aren't made by the original authors.

Also, the "put a chick on it and make her gay" scene from South Park is mocking the people who can't stop complaining about wokeness, at the end of the episode Cartman apologizes to Kathleen Kennedy. It's probably the most nonsensical meme of all time.
 
Also, the "put a chick on it and make her gay" scene from South Park is mocking the people who can't stop complaining about wokeness, at the end of the episode Cartman apologizes to Kathleen Kennedy. It's probably the most nonsensical meme of all time.
It's really not that interpretation either, at all. They have an attempt at the end to "both sides" it just a little, which is in keeping with South Park's whole history. It's basically the "we need pussies and dicks" bit from Team America.

But if you don't think the outright mockery of Kathleen was genuine, you're missing the point as badly as anyone could. The only moderating message at the end was "she probably wouldn't have become this insufferably awful if the other side didn't keep flaming and exacerbating it." In other words, another future could happen if we could end the war... but the episode's verdict on what she has actually done in her career at Disney--her actual body of work--was unambiguously that it is all soul crushingly awful.
 
I shouldn't judge but hugely disappointed its abimated so likely no bueno for me.

EDIT: I don't care. I'm leaving the typo up there. We had 'Digiral Foundry' today FFS 💀
 
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They are called "adaptations" for a reason. They aren't made by the original authors.

Also, the "put a chick on it and make her gay" scene from South Park is mocking the people who can't stop complaining about wokeness, at the end of the episode Cartman apologizes to Kathleen Kennedy. It's probably the most nonsensical meme of all time.
Yes, keep repeating that if it helps you go to sleep at night.
 
People who cant create, destroy.
Ironic that you say that while defending these woke writters who have to use established franchises to get their shit message across because no one else would care about checking out their worthless stories otherwise.

Defending these hacks is brainrot in plain view.
 
As a Red Sonja fan, this image has deeply disturbed me. I mean, I didn't have much faith in the new Red Sonja movie to begin with (filmed 2 years ago but still no release date btw) but... man.
Maybe it'll be cancelled like everything Conan adjacent these days. I'm sure it'll be "problematic" in some way.
 
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Tomb raider use to soothe the soul, look at the original ps1 games and they busted their ass on the original movies. I'm sure people like the modern games they're good 3rd person action adventures, by the looks of this trailer I think you should brace yourself for a 6/10 show.
 

In the end, if the show's good I don't care either way, but I find it funny how in these shows and games they cover the characters up female characters more to deemphasize sexuality, yet in real life, it's the complete opposite.
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More generic garbage for the streaming machine.

I agree

It's sad really, all these streaming services can have great shows if they focused on actually telling a good story and aiming it at the audience it has. Instead they aim at certain people/minority who don't watch that stuff and wonder why it bombs

Cyberpunk Edgerunners is a good example of being a great show since they made sure to have a great story and cast. Also aiming it at the right audience too is what made it a HUGE success

I'm not holding my breath on the sequel anime being any good. I have a feeling that Netflix is gonna to try to control certain aspects of that show since like every other Western Entertainment Company, they just can't help themselves

So I'm taking a wait and see on that

As for Tomb Raider, not surprised. Everything that's been shown looks like garbage and again aiming the show at the wrong audience

Indeed in the comics too. 💔

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That's what I miss about Western Entertainment. They used to be able to make attractive female characters. Now it's just forgettable characters who have no personality. And they wonder why no one watches their stuff anymore

No thank you, I will stick with this instead.


Same here
 
My problem isn't even its "woke" or not to me the art just looks super unattractive.

If you want make her look tough then also make look good as well.

Maki from Fire Force.
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Why would it be 'woke'? Because she's a female lead? You know Tomb Raider and Lara have been around for almost 30 years right?
 
I had the term "streaming fodder" on my mind until I saw your post. It's all gray slop content to my eyes at this point. I hope this is at least 90% AI generated because at this point, all this streaming fodder may as well be.
I honestly think that within a year, people will be making far more creative things with ai than a lot of the slop we see churned out for the masses.
 
Why would it be 'woke'? Because she's a female lead? You know Tomb Raider and Lara have been around for almost 30 years right?
Like I said in my post you quoted, this is has less to do with "woke" more to do with character design being not all that great.

It's subjective but I personally find artstyle very ugly.
 
Terrible trailer. It gives off the vibe that they think you will watch it whatever they show, and they are entitled to your views because you already paid your subscription.
 
Really, this studio thinks Handsome Superman is peak main character design and I'm starting to wonder if every char having dick sucking lips is intentional

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