The Take Out Bandit
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He died so you clowns could have your weaksauce Dreamcast!
The spirit of the Saturn will burn in my heart forever!
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Never forget The Greatest Sacrifice in console history!
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He died so you clowns could have your weaksauce Dreamcast!
The spirit of the Saturn will burn in my heart forever!
Oracle Dragon
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I dont get it.
The Take Out Bandit
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The Take Out Bandit
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Fixed!
Oh ho ho!
The Take Out Bandit
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Actually the Dreamcast died because it sucked, and had no awesome mascot. :lol
Wafflecopter
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:lol Dreamcast. It earned it's floppage
the year 20XX
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until your fingers bleed
UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED
UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BLEED
The Take Out Bandit
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Dear god, I'm more convinced than ever Gaming Deathcamps will be required! 
Bring back Dreamcast and Saturn, 500 new DC games by 2009, my brothers, then we shall partake of the enchanted embibements whilst waiting for the great spirits to come down from the cosmos and take us away to the planet Funktron!!!
Could we restore SEGA to their former luminance while we are at it?
Could we restore SEGA to their former luminance while we are at it?
Red Scarlet
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Sho Nuff said:
:lol :lol
Warm Machine
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Gek54 said:
It was home to the best racer available at the time so I don't understand your reaction.
evil solrac v3.0
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manga sucks. that's what sucks. USA USA USA!
VariableTerry
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I am ashamed, my girlfriend knew all about segata while I had no clue.
The Take Out Bandit
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terrygolder said:
This is the perfect woman! Marry her and make a proper woman of her and enjoy a good wife.
Segata Sanshiro totally kicked ass. His final commercial still brings a tear to my eye.
The Saturn game he stars in is pretty crazy as well. Good? I dunno about that, but it certainly brings some entertaining moments with it. My favorite mini-game had to have been the flying Santa toss'em up. Funny stuff indeed.
They rewarded you with lots of unlockable goodies, including all of the commercials in (not so high quality) Saturn video (which still beats the hell out of the commonly distributed Real Video files, which were probably captured from that game anyways).
I really miss those days of Sega. The time from the end of Saturn to the dawn of Dreamcast was so exciting. It was as if Sega were finally making a huge comeback (and they did...for a little while).
The Saturn game he stars in is pretty crazy as well. Good? I dunno about that, but it certainly brings some entertaining moments with it. My favorite mini-game had to have been the flying Santa toss'em up. Funny stuff indeed.
They rewarded you with lots of unlockable goodies, including all of the commercials in (not so high quality) Saturn video (which still beats the hell out of the commonly distributed Real Video files, which were probably captured from that game anyways).
I really miss those days of Sega. The time from the end of Saturn to the dawn of Dreamcast was so exciting. It was as if Sega were finally making a huge comeback (and they did...for a little while).
Instigator
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The Take Out Bandit said:
But it had a Shantae-like character before Shantae.
Escape Goat
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I thought Xavier Fox was the greatest sacrifice in console history.
He got canned for your sins.
He got canned for your sins.
Excess Poo Flakes
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Shigeru Miyamoto got buttfucked by polar bears for your sins.
CamHostage
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sly said:
Sorry, cannot be done. You must witness the sacrifice to understand it. Truth is, you must know Sanshiro Segata to be a part of this thread at all.
BTW, whatever happened to that fansite that logged the commercials and had write-ups on it all? The site was a great bookmark. I'm not a Sega fanboy, but I can feel part of that mad devotion when I see Sanshiro ads.
