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[Greg]

You lost all credibility with your Switch comments.

Now you left out in the cold and can only play Scorpio with Barron Trump and Pats fans.

f the Scorpio
f the Switch

 

[Goro Majima]

Pats are going to the Super Bowl

The Switch is a fraud and so is bionic

 

[foppy79]

The Switch is a fraud and so is bionic

Neutral evil

f the Scorpio
f the Switch

Chaotic evil

Edit:

the switch is a fraud



bionic was just misled - forgive him

Chaotic Neutral

 

[Man God]

Pats are going to the Super Bowl

The Switch is a fraud and so is bionic

Switch is the truth my friend.

 

[Greg]

Pats are going to the Super Bowl

The Switch is a fraud and so is bionic

the switch is a fraud

as soon as it was revealed to be the disappointment I expected, Trump was sworn in and the Patriots advanced

bionic was just misled - forgive him

 

[bionic77]

Pats are going to the Super Bowl

The Switch is a fraud and so is bionic

America turned its back on all of us. I tried but I was unable to stop it.

The Switch is our way of fighting back.

But hey if you like seeing the Trumps controlling America and football by all means keep on doing the same old shit you always did.

Me? No I can't do that. I am going to fight with all the other JoyConBoyz.

Us Boyz might not win. But we ain't going out without doing some shit along the way.

 

[bigosc2k]

f the Scorpio
f the Switch

See how he didn't say f Trump, he's an undercover pats fan. And he can no longer dunk as well.

 

[bionic77]

the switch is a fraud

as soon as it was revealed to be the disappointment I expected, Trump was sworn in and the Patriots advanced

bionic was just misled - forgive him

Fraud nothing!

It is giving you fucking Zelda. Transforming JoyCons. Mother fucking Ice Cubes everywhere! Portability. Bitches on rooftops. Services and servicing. Mario being an alien and visiting the weird ass Sonic people. The future is here homie. Just because your eyes closed that don't mean shit!

The only thing you ain't getting is Call of Duty Shitstorm and some other garbage PC ports. And that is ultimately doing you a huge favor. If you want that stuff man the fuck up and get a PC. Otherwise shut your mouth and get a Switch!

You used to stand for something Greg. Now you just sitting in a corner by yourself drinking coffee with white ass milk and white ass sugar.

 

[Goro Majima]

The Switch is tearing us apart

We need unity in these dark times where the Pats are looking to win their 5th Super Bowl in the Brady era.

 

[Tall4Life]

We need to unify around supporting Brady and his team so they can get a fifth ring, yes.

 

[Jarnet87]

Does hand size really impact how you can throw the ball? I feel like it only matters for holding onto the ball and maybe throwing off balance.

Speaking of qb's Mech I found one for you. She is Trejo approved. Waiting on JoyCon approval (we got the most rigorous standards).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSi7XspFWqg

Guess who doesn't have a registered hand size


Lord Brady. Cheat 2 win baby, Thomas Gonna get a ring on that pinky.

 

[Greg]

See how he didn't say f Trump, he's an undercover pats fan. And he can no longer dunk as well.

f Trump is implied in all of our posts

Fraud nothing!

It is giving you fucking Zelda. Transforming JoyCons. Mother fucking Ice Cubes everywhere! Portability. Bitches on rooftops. Services and servicing. Mario being an alien and visiting the weird ass Sonic people. The future is here homie. Just because your eyes closed that don't mean shit!

The only thing you ain't getting is Call of Duty Shitstorm and some other garbage PC ports. And that is ultimately doing you a huge favor. If you want that stuff man the fuck up and get a PC. Otherwise shut your mouth and get a Switch!

You used to stand for something Greg. Now you just sitting in a corner by yourself drinking coffee with white ass milk and white ass sugar.

you know what else gives you Zelda? that system that's already out

 

[BigAT]

“I’m drunk. I’m stupid. I’m a Pats fan”

Truer words have never been spoken.

I think we have our title for the Super Bowl thread.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

f Trump is implied in all of our posts


you know what else gives you Zelda? that system that's already out

Legit gonna get a Wii U before I ever get a Switch

 

[bionic77]

f Trump is implied in all of our posts


you know what else gives you Zelda? that system that's already out

Like you even have a Wii U. There are like 8 people in the world with that system.

Also, you don't get JoyCons, HD Rumble, ice cubes, bitches on rooftops, portability, a few extra p's if you play on Wii U.

You ain't no JoyConBoy if you even suggesting this kind of shit.

 

[Jarnet87]

“I’m drunk. I’m stupid. I’m a Pats fan”

Truer words have never been spoken.

I think we have our title for the Super Bowl thread.

He tried to be a hero, he was nervous about the game. He forgot that Belly completely outclasses Tomlin, but in his defense: he's drunk, he's stupid, he's a Pats fan.

 

[Bread]

That new Neil Cicierega tho 😍

haven't seen it but it can't be better than brodyquest

 

[tmdorsey]

It's almost like the Falcons are the last hope for saving football.

 

[MechDX]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.


https://twitter.com/C_AdamskiTrib/status/823927529073426432

Landry's time to shine!

 

[bionic77]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.


https://twitter.com/C_AdamskiTrib/status/823927529073426432

Landry's time to shine!

Fuck Landry.

I want Tebow!

 

[Mindlog]

It's almost like the Falcons are the last hope for saving football.

Time to go full animu.

Go Falcons.
Or not, who cares, football sucks.

John Wick 2. That's the realness.

 

[MechDX]

Fuck Landry.

I want Tebow!

Osweiler vs Landry Jones in Pittsburgh! Battle of the giraffe QBs!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

haven't seen it but it can't be better than brodyquest

We need to unify around supporting Brady and his team so they can get a fifth ring, yes.

You're a pervert

Thanks for posting in the offseason thread early for some reason. While you're here, care to explain (and of course obviously defend, because you're you) this??

@mviser
Kellyanne Conway: “President Trump is just so grateful that friends like Tom Brady are loyal & can ignore the shrapnel, the verbal shrapnel"

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Also @Denver fans, same question

@PostSports
Peyton Manning reportedly will speak at Republican retreat featuring President Trump

 

[BlackGhost]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.


https://twitter.com/C_AdamskiTrib/status/823927529073426432

Landry's time to shine!

I have great powers in the offseason....

 

[kmag]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.


https://twitter.com/C_AdamskiTrib/status/823927529073426432

Landry's time to shine!

Roethlisberger is a such a fucking drama queen.

 

[Bread]

Sure sweeney, my defense is as follows:

i don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[WedgeX]

Also @Denver fans, same question

@PostSports
Peyton Manning reportedly will speak at Republican retreat featuring President Trump

Peyton had built up so much goodwill this season by his goofy commercials, even from former Peyton haters like myself.

GUESS ITS BACK ON THE PEYPEY HATE TRAIN

 

[Tall4Life]

Sure sweeney, my defense is as follows:

i don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

.

 

[Greg]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.

Ben is Favre

 

[jbug617]

Ben wants a new contract?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Time to draft that QB.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

You can only lose and get hurt so much before you start at least considering leaving it behind

If he were on the Lions he would have already bailed on the sport by now, refusing to even keep an old jersey or watch an old highlight

 

[Himynameischris]

Does hand size really impact how you can throw the ball? I feel like it only matters for holding onto the ball and maybe throwing off balance.

Speaking of qb's Mech I found one for you. She is Trejo approved. Waiting on JoyCon approval (we got the most rigorous standards).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSi7XspFWqg

I would almost take her over Tannehill.....almost

 

[jbug617]

Time to draft that QB.

Steelers and Browns bidding on Jimmy G? BG are you going to let the Steelers steal him from you.

 

[Striker]

Ben Roethlisberger on @937theFan won't commit that he will play next season. Implies he's open to retirement.


https://twitter.com/C_AdamskiTrib/status/823927529073426432

Look at me

 

[WedgeX]

You can only lose and get hurt so much before you start at least considering leaving it behind

If he were on the Lions he would have already bailed on the sport by now, refusing to even keep an old jersey or watch an old highlight

How Jason Hanson managed twenty years with the Lions I will never know.

 

[Duxxy3]

Ben will be 35 before the season starts and he has a TON of wear on his body. Far more than Brady at 39.

This is around the time when QB's retire. Aside from the lunatics like Manning and Brady.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Ben will be 35 before the season starts and he has a TON of wear on his body. Far more than Brady at 39.

This is around the time when QB's retire. Aside from the lunatics like Manning and Brady.

Ben'll be back. Still, we need to have something waiting in the wings for when he inevitably starts Favreing the team.

 

[bionic77]

I would almost take her over Tannehill.....almost

There it is.

The JoyCons have it.

Spoiler

She would have looked better without the fake tits but she can throw a football, not the best technique but she has ass, I mean accuracy!

 

[Pepiope]

Steelers fans are welcome to root for the better, younger, less rapey version of Ben in Philly.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I would almost take her over Tannehill.....almost

She has massive hands.

 

[bionic77]

Steelers fans are welcome to root for the better, younger, less rapey version of Ben in Philly.

Is it as effective without being a disgusting person?

Time will tell.

Wentz in this time of darkness show us that good guys don't have to finish last!

 

[jbug617]

Look at me

So the theory is that he wants Tomlin gone.

Bud Dupree confirmed that the Steelers didn't think the Pats were going to go no huddle.

 

[yankeehater]

So the theory is that he wants Tomlin gone.

Bud Dupree confirmed that the Steelers didn't think the Pats were going to go no huddle.

But the Pats use no huddle all the time. Why would they think that?

 

[Tom Penny]

Steelers players said they were surprised the Pats used alot of no huddle. Tomlin a cheerleader confirmed. Bradshaw redeemed. Bill said Steelers rarely sub so them getting tired was no surprise during no huddle lol

 

[Jarnet87]

Steelers players said they were surprised the Pats used alot of no huddle. Tomlin a cheerleader confirmed. Bradshaw redeemed.

Everyone knows Mike Tomlin's headset is not plugged in.

 

[Tom Penny]

Everyone knows Mike Tomlin's headset is not plugged in.

Tom only has 19 tds and no picks against us. Stick to zone coverage and don't worry about no huddle. They don't do that.

And we'll be prepared for their ass !!!

Tomlin

 

[levious]

But the Pats use no huddle all the time. Why would they think that?

"As much" as they did.

But you are right for sure. Going against brady, rodgers, or p. Manning and getting caught off guard by hurry up or no huddle is embarassing.

 

[Bread]

tomlin is a terrible coach?! whoda thunk it