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[bionic77]

Was he blindfolded during it?

He couldn't.

He didn't want to miss the moon (by jumping over it) and die in space.

I heard that he once dunked with so much power that half of the people in the first two rows became pregnant (including some of the men). I was very lucky to see him play live once.

 

[MechDX]

https://twitter.com/JMilesKHOU/status/855568742771720192

Gata got away from the game warden and is roaming Houston streets again

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Streets ain't safe

 

[MechDX]

Streets ain't safe

Jason Miles‏Verified account
@JMilesKHOU

This gator was parked in a Fort Bend Co. driveway this AM. They're out of hibernation in search of food + mates. #khou11 at 10:00 🐊

Hide your tamales, hide yo wife!

 

[DMczaf]

I want some Hot Tamales

 

[Bread]

I want some Hot Tamales

Gross

 

[Duxxy3]

I hear Mixon is going in the first round now.

 

[MechDX]

I hear Mixon is going in the first round now.

Do it for Pep Howie!

 

[Hindl]

Do it for Pep Howie!

That's when I go full Browns

 

[Himynameischris]

NEW: NFL franchises whose owners financed Trump inaug: -Pats -Cowboys -Redskins -Jets -Rams -Buccs -Texans -Jaguars

Glad to see Dolphins nowhere near this list

 

[sf2fanatic]

I want some Hot Tamales

Today and tomorrow plenty of hot tamales going to look excellent. Rip 90+° weather

 

[manfestival]

Patriots gonna win the super bowl

 

[effzee]

Glad to see Dolphins nowhere near this list

Why does the inauguration need funding?

Also fuck Jags owner Shahid Khan.

 

[Pepiope]

Do it for Pep Howie!

I don't like Mixon the person. Just wanted to touch on something I thought was hypocritical.

 

[DMczaf]

Glad to see Dolphins nowhere near this list

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Patriots gonna win the super bowl

Let's hope so

 

[manfestival]

Let's hope so

Let's not.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Let's not.

Fuck you

 

[Himynameischris]

Why does the inauguration need funding?

Also fuck Jags owner Shahid Khan.

Yeah..and he's the only non-white owner in the league...but fuck you, I got mine I guess...

 

[BlackGhost]

Bionic getting ready for work.

Look what the elderly did!

 

[Bread]

Bionic getting ready for work.

Look what the elderly did!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Bionic getting ready for work.

Look what the elderly did!

Is that toxic

 

[BigAT]

Bionic getting ready for work.

Look what the elderly did!

I went to a Giants training camp practice in August and sat behind someone that had this shit. I didn't notice it initially, then like an hour into I realized dude's spray hair was starting to melt from the sun. It was like this awful, grey cotton candy shit just slowly melting and sliding down this guy's head.

 

[Bread]

I went to a Giants training camp practice in August and sat behind someone that had this shit. I didn't notice it initially, then like an hour into I realized dude's spray hair was starting to melt from the sun. It was like this awful, grey cotton candy shit just slowly melting and sliding down this guy's head.

Lmao and you didn't get a picture!?

 

[Himynameischris]

Is that toxic

No, you should eat a can,

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Have a friend who hasn't used a driver in years. I'm still getting use to a new driver, but I could probably play bogey golf just using my 8 iron...

I ended up just going to the driving range.

But I figured some things out and now I'm probably hitting my woods and long irons the best I ever have.

Need to get on the course while I still have the mojo.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

No, you should eat a can,

Ill give some to your cats first.

 

[JABEE]

Glad to see Dolphins nowhere near this list

Gata supports Team Trump

 

[BigAT]

Lmao and you didn't get a picture!?

You can see where a hole started to melt at the top.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata's supports Team Trump

You support trump

 

[Himynameischris]

Ill give some to your cats first.

They already ate but thanks


In other news..

@JennaLaineESPN

Jamal Adams told me the Jets basically told him in his visit, "You're wasting your time. Why are you here?" They don't think he's there at 6

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Man Gata is so feisty, maybe we should Neuter him to both prevent accidental offspring with groupon hookers and to calm him down.

 

[Greg]

You can see where a hole started to melt at the top.

oh, hey Brett

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Man Gata is so feisty, maybe we should Neuter him to both prevent accidental offspring with groupon hookers and to calm him down.

You stay away from me

 

[Bread]

You can see where a hole started to melt at the top.

Hahahahahaha

 

[BlackGhost]

You can see where a hole started to melt at the top.

Damn, he's really trying to hold on...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I have that doll.

 

[bionic77]

Disgraceful.

BG tried to gain access to the rooftop by passing off this cheap knockoff as a Switch.

Keep that shit in Ohio where it belongs!

 

[BigAT]

oh, hey Brett

Damn, he's really trying to hold on...

It's like Scooter talking to girls at the club, in hair form.

 

[Rorschach]

You supported Trump.

 

[DMczaf]

Disgraceful.

BG tried to gain access to the rooftop by passing off this cheap knockoff as a Switch.

Keep that shit in Ohio where it belongs!

BG the type of dude who tries to sell you McDowell’s

 

[Himynameischris]

Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Walmart bathroom

RBH is still taking the loss very hard....

 

[Kastrioti]

Vs. Cardinals W
@ NYG W
Vs. Falcons W
@ Vikings L
Vs. Panthers W
@ Saints W
BYE
Vs. Steelers W
@ Packers L
Vs. Browns(GOTY)W
@ Bears W
Vs. Vikings W
@ Ravens L
@ Bucs W
Vs. Bears W
@ Bengals L
Vs. Packers W

2017-2018 Prediction: 12-4

Since probably 2010 I've predicted that Lions would go 10-6, 11-5. We've always been capable and talented with Matthew Stafford as our QB but for whatever reason our season would fall apart with at best a playoff appearance.

I think this is the season where it all comes together on offense and defense and we make a run for the Super Bowl. I have never been so confident with a Lions team and we haven't even had the draft yet.

One of the most important team stats to look for is Turnover +/-. That tends to fluctuate season to season with most defenses. Our defense last season could not get turnovers. We have a lot of young playmakers on defense so that number will inevitability go up.

And when our offense gets the ball back, watch the fuck out. And with Ameer Abdullah coming back and a RB from the draft we'll hopefully have a running game that is not worst in the league.

I'd also like to note the NFL gave us 5 nationally televised games this year so even the league office in NY know this is going to be a exciting team dropping 30 PPG weekly with the defense creating turnovers.

 

[bionic77]

BG the type of dude who tries to sell you McDowell’s

Now that you mention it he was wearing some ghetto ass shoes with the label BK (must mean Burger King or whatever, shit is probably huge in Ohio).

I told him to get the fuck out with his knockoff Switch because that shit does not play at a JCB rooftop party but we generous so i gave him some change and told him to get some real shoes for hisself.

 

[BlackGhost]

BG the type of dude who tries to sell you McDowell’s

McDowell's is better, the buns have no seeds. Trust me.


BigAT just made it to that maid part you were talking about haha. Mishima thirsty
Edit: Spoilers

Spoiler

lmao wasn't expecting the teacher

 

[Grover Cleveland]

BG got those Bamen Noodles on deck tho

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

What is the point of predicting a teams record this far out. QB could get injured tomorrow for heaven's sake.

 

[Pepiope]

What is the point of predicting a teams record this far out. QB could get injured tomorrow for heaven's sake.

Ya. The draft hasn't even happened. The Bucs could draft a punter in round 2.

 

[BigAT]

What is the point-

All that needs to be said about any Kas post.