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[JABEE]

Broken nose

 

[Bread]

Leave Clint alone!

 

[BannedEpisode]

Strained his hamstring.

Bigger wuss than Cutler confirmed.

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[rando14]

He kicked my boy in the face!! Refs, GET HIM!!

 

[chuckddd]

Remember when Dwayne Wade needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury? Or when Paul Pierce needed one when his bladder was full? Not everyone can be tough like football players.


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Both strikers hurt. Good thing Donovan is commentating!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Larry angered God with that Ray Lewis post

I actually thought the same thing when I was driving home and heard it on the radio.

 

[JABEE]

That's a dangerous play. Kicking at a head ball.

 

[eznark]

Coming out for a broken nose?

Dempsey could never play hockey.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Jozy and Clint were our blood sacrifices to the Based God to beat Ghana.

 

[Starphoenix]

Remember when Dwayne Wade needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury? Or when Paul Pierce needed one when his bladder was full? Not everyone can be tough like football players.

Tony Romo has the heart of a gladiator.

 

[MechDX]

Felt obligated to actually watch this.

Well it is confirmed: soccer sucks

 

[Greg]

PUT ME IN, COACH

 

[Starphoenix]

NHL > NFL > NBA > Futbol

 

[Dutch Gronk]

PUT ME IN, COACH

NO ME! ME! ME!

 

[rando14]

PUT ME IN, COACH

YES, our trump card!!

 

[eznark]

Holy fuck Cloud 9 is getting dumpster fucked.

 

[squicken]

Beasley sucks

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Beasley has been shit.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Everyone in NFL-GAF is officially an honorary American during WC games due to injury.

Show your support!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Remember when Dwayne Wade needed a wheelchair for a shoulder injury? Or when Paul Pierce needed one when his bladder was full? Not everyone can be tough like football players.

Don't forget about hockey players!

When Patrice Bergeron left Game 5 after playing just 6 minutes and 6 seconds, the rumors about what happened to him ranged from a back injury to a ruptured spleen. Neither were correct as Bergeron told the media after the Game 6 loss in the Stanley Cup Final.

The Bruins forward said he was dealing with a broken rib, torn cartilage and muscles and a separated shoulder, which Bergeron said he suffered Monday night.

According to Coach Claude Julien (via Kevin Paul Dupont), he wasn’t told of Bergeron separated shoulder until after 3-2 loss to the Blackhawks, and the lung puncture wasn’t ID’d until Bergeron was in the hospital after the game.

So by the end of Game 6, Bergeron had broken bones, a separated joint, torn muscles and a punctured organ.

And then he shook the hands of the men who did all of that to him.

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[Greg]

NO ME! ME! ME!

you have the experience, so ok

GO DUTCH!

YES, our trump card!!

I have 0 control over my kicks

but I can run around really fast and distract them?

 

[ShaneB]

Don't forget about hockey players!

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You're alright. I was going to post that exact same bit about Bergeron. Madness compared to these pansies.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

you have the experience, so ok

GO DUTCH!

I need some help first.

Can you put some numbers and my name on my back with ducttape so I can play #SHIRTLESS?


Edit : Hammies going left and right, who the fuck is your conditioning coach?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

you have the experience, so ok

GO DUTCH!


I have 0 control over my kicks

but I can run around really fast and distract them?

Sometimes one must lose control in order to gain control. Get in the game!

 

[eznark]

#5 grabbed his leg! He must've torn his hamstring clean off the bone!!!!

 

[brentech]

I need some help first.

Can you put some numbers and my name on my back with ducttape so I can play #SHIRTLESS?

By the looks of this game, you can put it on your hair.

Edit : Hammies going left and right, who the fuck is your conditioning coach?

if I said the packers staff, many would believe me

 

[Greg]

does the US soccer team have trainers from the Packers?

 

[rando14]

These chumps need to go to the gym with Greg and me, their conditioning is trash

 

[squicken]

Altidore's replacements sucks too

 

[Bread]

Don't forget about hockey players!





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Well that's different, he plays for Boston so he has to be a badass.

 

[chuckddd]

HE WALKED OFF ON HIS OWN POWER! USA USA USA

 

[Greg]

I need some help first.

Can you put some numbers and my name on my back with ducttape so I can play #SHIRTLESS?

going to write on your back with sharpie marker "COMMISH"

Sometimes one must lose control in order to gain control. Get in the game!

:jnc

 

[eznark]

Why is Dempsey not back in, or can you not reenter a game?

 

[brentech]

When you're out, you're out in soccer.
Unless no one took your spot.

 

[eznark]

Convenient

 

[chuckddd]

He's in the game. Was only out until the next stoppage.

 

[MechDX]

Wait....they add time ? The fuck is that shit?

 

[Eleuin]

Wait....they add time ? The fuck I'd that shit?

They don't stop the clock for anything

 

[MechDX]

They don't stop the clock for anything

yeah but they said they added 5 minutes. Why?

 

[Bread]

yeah but they said they added 5 minutes. Why?

To make up for the lost time during the injuries

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I don't trust white people with dreads.

 

[Eleuin]

yeah but they said they added 5 minutes. Why?

They deemed five minutes were wasted waiting for Americans to get carried off on stretchers

 

[chuckddd]

Did Bradley tear his hamstring or does he just suck?

 

[Greg]

:suh

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I don't trust white people with dreads.

racist

 

[eznark]

He's in the game. Was only out until the next stoppage.

Nice, good to see we have some toughness and it's not all Cutler's out there.

 

[MechDX]

To make up for the lost time during the injuries

That's dumb.

 

[rando14]

I don't trust white people with dreads.

Why you gotta call greg out like that

 

[Mindlog]

That was a goal.
Ghana is point shaving.

 

[MechDX]

Wait so it's 49 minutes left and its half time?

What the fuck is this?