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NFL Offseason 2: Free Agency or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squicken

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Tom Penny

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Narag said:
Saw it and didn't care for it past the action which was spread far too thin within the bad mafia story. I think my biggest mistake was expecting it to be like the first movie and my secret biggest mistake was watching The Grand Budapest Hotel directly before it.
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I didn't realize there was another reason to watch the movie.
 
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Dragon

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bionic77 said:
She was ridiculously hot too.

Women looked more real in the 80s, 70s and before. That was both good and bad...
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I prefer the rare women I hook up with to have shaved vaginas. Thanks.

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Not 80's but Tia Carrere in Wayne's World was mine.
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bionic77

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Buckethead said:
80s women = best women.

High thongs.

Just enough hair.

Would watch Miami Vice with you.
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This dude knows what's up.

Also back in the 80s you could trick a girl into shit like the rhythm method.

And you couldn't fuck with the movies.

I will admit that tv is better now.
 
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rando14

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bionic77 said:
This dude knows what's up.

Also back in the 80s you could trick a girl into shit like the rhythm method.

And you couldn't fuck with the movies.

I will admit that tv is better now.
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Were women more, er, "reliable" back in the day my wise friend?? Seems like today chicks are flaky as fuck!! I blame cellular telephones!!
 
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AngmarsKing701

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bionic77 said:
Even as a kid in the 80s I was never attracted to her.

Elizabeth Shue from the Karate Kid or that chick from War Games could get it (back then getting it probably involved a kiss and maybe copping a feel, in my defense I was just a kid).
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One name that anyone our age will know.

Phoebe Cates.
 
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bionic77

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rando14 said:
Were women more, er, "reliable" back in the day my wise friend?? Seems like today chicks are flaky as fuck!! I blame cellular telephones!!
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I was a kid back then dude. I did not come of sexual age until the 90s. And I was definitely not successful as a young teenager (not from lack of effort).

I think the sex scene in the 80s depended on who you were and where you lived. I am pretty sure Gata wasn't getting laid in any decade though.

And chicks have always been flaky dude. That's why God blessed us with poor hearing and a strong ability to ignore. Chicks are always into attractive guys, famous guys or rich guys. If you don't have that you better have a good personality or some other tricks.

I actually think average chicks look hotter today than they did in the 80s. They still don't know how to dress in bumfuck towns but hair and makeup has improved dramatically.
 
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Konka

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bionic77 said:
I was a kid back then dude. I did not come of sexual age until the 90s. And I was definitely not successful as a young teenager (not from lack of effort).

I think the sex scene in the 80s depended on who you were and where you lived. I am pretty sure Gata wasn't getting laid in any decade though.

And chicks have always been flaky dude. That's why God blessed us with poor hearing and a strong ability to ignore. Chicks are always into attractive guys, famous guys or rich guys. If you don't have that you better have a good personality or some other tricks.

I actually think average chicks look hotter today than they did in the 80s. They still don't know how to dress in bumfuck towns but hair and makeup has improved dramatically.
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I dunno, I've always found the pretending I don't give a shit strategy pretty workable when it comes to chicks.
 
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bionic77

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Konka said:
I dunno, I've always found the pretending I don't give a shit strategy pretty workable when it comes to chicks.
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Not as good as the do you want to see my Porsche strategy. Not that I have a Porsche but I have had friends who do and that shit works.

Plus judging by your taste in food God knows what trolls you are sleeping with. Lower your standards enough...
 
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Konka

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bionic77 said:
Not as good as the do you want to see my Porsche strategy. Not that I have a Porsche but I have had friends who do and that shit works.

Plus judging by your taste in food God knows what trolls you are sleeping with. Lower your standards enough...
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The ladies love the hawaiian pizza.
 
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rando14

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bionic77 said:
I was a kid back then dude. I did not come of sexual age until the 90s. And I was definitely not successful as a young teenager (not from lack of effort).

I think the sex scene in the 80s depended on who you were and where you lived. I am pretty sure Gata wasn't getting laid in any decade though.

And chicks have always been flaky dude. That's why God blessed us with poor hearing and a strong ability to ignore. Chicks are always into attractive guys, famous guys or rich guys. If you don't have that you better have a good personality or some other tricks.

I actually think average chicks look hotter today than they did in the 80s. They still don't know how to dress in bumfuck towns but hair and makeup has improved dramatically.
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Was just curious about dating in a pre-cell phone era!! Seems like these days if a chick tags along for drinks she's guaranteed to have her nose dug into her cell phone, was just curious if times were better before cell phones. I probably need to work better on being more interesting though, there's no excuse!!
 
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bionic77

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rando14 said:
Was just curious about dating in a pre-cell phone era!! Seems like these days if a chick tags along for drinks she's guaranteed to have her nose dug into her cell phone, was just curious if times were better before cell phones. I probably need to work better on being more interesting though, there's no excuse!!
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Dates were definitely better before cell phones (if you liked the chick). You had to have an actual fucking conversation. And you never had to pose for a selfie.

Downside no free nudes via text.
 
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