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NFL Week 11 - May the better Man(ning) win.

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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
So it's safe to say we are all cheering for the right team?

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even when they are trying to praise David Carr, the announces stick some Favre knobgobbling in there. IM so sure Carr is thinking to himself while he's playing "Wow Brett Favre is on the sideline, i hope i can impress him!" I think at this point this shit even has to embarass Brett Favre himself.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Ninja Scooter said:
even when they are trying to praise David Carr, the announces stick some Favre knobgobbling in there. IM so sure Carr is thinking to himself while he's playing "Wow Brett Favre is on the sideline, i hope i can impress him!" I think at this point this shit even has to embarass Brett Favre himself.


carr wishes he could just go out there and sling and slang
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Suzy kolber earlier called the Texans the Titans...she can go to HELL :D



WTF YOU STUPID TEXANS!!!!!!


EDIT- SUCK ON THAT FARVE AND ME!
 
did you just hear that whore suzy kolber (sorry bish!) here is what she said:

when you ask people about brett favre, they say he is a likeable person. he makes people laugh, he likes to joke around, he buys his own groceries, he tips the waiter when he goes out to dinner, he laughs at sitcoms, he compliments people. if there is one thing we can say about favre, its that he truly is a human being. a true warrior.... a true HUMAN warrior with HUMAN emotions and tendencies. amazing.






FAVRE PICKED!!!!!!!!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
FrenchMovieTheme said:
did you just hear that whore suzy kolber (sorry bish!) here is what she said:

when you ask people about brett favre, they say he is a likeable person. he makes people laugh, he likes to joke around, he buys his own groceries, he tips the waiter when he goes out to dinner, he laughs at sitcoms, he compliments people. if there is one thing we can say about favre, its that he truly is a human being. a true warrior.... a true HUMAN warrior with HUMAN emotions and tendencies. amazing.






FAVRE PICKED!!!!!!!!


LMAO :lol
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
FrenchMovieTheme said:
did you just hear that whore suzy kolber (sorry bish!) here is what she said:

when you ask people about brett favre, they say he is a likeable person. he makes people laugh, he likes to joke around, he buys his own groceries, he tips the waiter when he goes out to dinner, he laughs at sitcoms, he compliments people. if there is one thing we can say about favre, its that he truly is a human being. a true warrior.... a true HUMAN warrior with HUMAN emotions and tendencies. amazing.






FAVRE PICKED!!!!!!!!

I'm almost tempted to accuse you of making that up...

And no Wisconsin resident tips the waiter.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Andre is a beast! Falls down and still catchs balls.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
FrenchMovieTheme said:
did you just hear that whore suzy kolber (sorry bish!) here is what she said:

when you ask people about brett favre, they say he is a likeable person. he makes people laugh, he likes to joke around, he buys his own groceries, he tips the waiter when he goes out to dinner, he laughs at sitcoms, he compliments people. if there is one thing we can say about favre, its that he truly is a human being. a true warrior.... a true HUMAN warrior with HUMAN emotions and tendencies. amazing.






FAVRE PICKED!!!!!!!!


:lol :lol :lol :lol



"see, this pass was uhh...well, if the reciever started running backwards maybe...he was wrong. what a perfect pass by favre. it was just too good for his reciever to comprehend. perfect pass by favre. walker is sure kicking himself for not breaking 15 yards backward now."
 
Eminem said:
carr wishes he could just go out there and sling and slang

:lol I half expect Joe Theismann to one of these days fuck up and just blurt out "Damn, look at that ass on Brett Favre? ISn't that a great ass? MmmmMMmmmMMM!"
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Stop with the damn reverse,it hasnt worked all game....STUPID DOUCHE PALMER!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Wellington said:
WTF was up with the announcers... " I wish everyone in the world can spend five minutes with Brett Favre." WTF!?


:lol I almost spit my drink out when I heard that..I mean really...wtf :lol


PS- TEXANS ARE FUCKING STUPID!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Wellington said:
I wish they would stop calling Dunta Robinson Dante Robinson. Jeez.

After this game Dante may cry.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
DUNTA AINT DANTE!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
HE DID A FARVE! HE DID A FARVE!!!!


UGHH!
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
F-ING A!!!! COME ON TEXANS >_<
 

firex

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bionic77 said:
Jeez, Farve makes so many poor decisions with the ball.

No one ever calls him out for all the gambling he does.
and that's why I hate favre and tom brady. golden boys who get all the glory and none of the shame (although you could probably say that about most QBs, it's most obvious with them).
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

:( :( :( :( :(

Houston teams cant hold leads 95% of the time in any sports.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
bionic77 said:
Jeez, Farve makes so many poor decisions with the ball.

No one ever calls him out for all the gambling he does.

I thought slingin and slangin was a cute euphamism for that?
 

Miguel

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Jesus fucking Christ Palmer...WHO THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING? I missed part of the 2nd quarter...but I swear I saw at least 4 reverses attempted in the game. Not a SINGLE hitch/screen to Andre Johnson, which he can use his size to his advantage. RUNNING THE BALL ON 1st and 20 AND 2nd and 18! WHAT THE FUCK PALMER? GOD DAMMIT I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT THIS GODDAMNED COACHING STAFF. TOO MANY MEN ON THE FUCKING FIELD?! WAY TO FUCKING GO FANGIO!

Carr, QUIT FUCKING CHECKING OFF TO DAVIS 7-8 TIMES A GAME. DON'T RUN BACKWARDS 10 YARDS AND TAKE THE SACK. DON'T FUCKING THROW THE BALL 20 YARDS OVER BRADFORD'S HEAD!

GOD I WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING! ANYTHING. I was getting ready to go apeshit on this drunkfuck who wouldn't let off after the game. I don't know who or what he was a fan of...but the jackass is fucking trying to scrounge up Souvenier cups from the seats (how fucking pathetic) I tell him we're clearing the arena and the fuckhole walks not only past me, but lunges his shoulder at me. I tell him it's time to go, and he's telling me

Asshole: "I bilded dish plashe, i know how esh worksh"
"The hell you do, it's time to go, or I'll have to get security"
Asshole: "Whath if I wersh to grab yoursh teetee and keesh you"
"Look sir, you have to get out now or I'll have security come tackle your ass"
Asshole: "Cmon...you know shu wan doo"
"Look, get the hell out of my face and go home."


He started to walk back down the seats and I caught a hold of a security finally (jerks, never around when you need them) and he dragged his ass out of the building. I was already in a crappy mood, considering I got a flat on the way to work. Then I get drenched as I have to park about 80 miles away from the stadium since they decided to change the parking lot location for some retarded reason. THEN, as I'm walking toward the stadium, I dropped my phone, and it wouldn't turn of for a few minutes. The game was alright...then Chris Palmer worked his magic and managed to lose the game. Already in a pissy mood, the loss sent me over the edge and I wouldn't even look at the "guests" in fear that I'd say something stupid that'd get me fired, sued, or something not worth it. So I just sat at the bottom of the Field level til the drunk jackoff came around and pissed me off even more.



We've now come full circle. Tonight, we played on Sunday Night Football, where we won our first ever regular season game...

I need to bring back happy thoughts....of the days long gone...where, for the only time in our history...we were undefeated at home.
WEWIN.jpg
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Great second half by the Ravens.. however they are going to have to play that well in BOTH halves if we want to have a solid chance of beating the Pats.... the Steelers gave us the blueprint for it... so we need to go out and execute... next Sunday is gonna be Bollers REAL test after his improvements of the last few weeks....
 

Ramirez

Member
Everyone needs to spend 5 minutes of thier life with Ramirez!

Oh and the Ravens are gonna get smacked down next week :D
 

bionic77

Member
DarienA said:
Great second half by the Ravens.. however they are going to have to play that well in BOTH halves if we want to have a solid chance of beating the Pats.... the Steelers gave us the blueprint for it... so we need to go out and execute... next Sunday is gonna be Bollers REAL test after his improvements of the last few weeks....

This game is a tough one for me. One hand I would love to see the Pats be humiliated in any way possible. On the other hand, the Ravens are coming on strong and getting healthier while we are getting killed by injuries in a tight division race.

It will be very interesting to see how Brady does against the Ravens defense. I think he won't score a lot of points, so if the Ravens want to win Boller can not give the Pats anything for free.
 

firex

Member
even though I'm a bengals fan, my hate for the pats and tom brady is much stronger than any division rivalry. So I hope the Ravens just demolish them next week...
 

bionic77

Member
firex said:
even though I'm a bengals fan, my hate for the pats and tom brady is much stronger than any division rivalry. So I hope the Ravens just demolish them next week...

I am in the exact same position. In theory I should want the Pats to win to help us maintain homefield at a tough time for my team, but this is tempered by my blind hatred of that terrorist loving bastard Tom Brady.
 
Wellington said:
WTF was up with the announcers... " I wish everyone in the world can spend five minutes with Brett Favre." WTF!?


:lol They HAVE to be doing it on purpose at this point. I refuse to believe that 3 grownass men can be THIS in love with Brett Favre without either of them realizing.
 

DMczaf

Member
bishoptl said:
watch yourself, buddy

Sorry Bish, the Sunday Night Football crew has corrupted your sweet innocent Suzy. Her rant on how human Brett Favre is made me think she was Paul Maguire's daughter.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
I dont really hate her..I just cant stand the words that flow from her mouth :p
 

bionic77

Member
How can you hate Suzy? She is hot and she can actually talk about Football. So what if she sucks Farve's schlob, everyone on tv does that these days.
 

Fifty

Member
EARTHWIND MORELAND got Punked on that last play.

Speaking of which Earthwind Moreland is the best name in the league. I had plenty of favorite names, but this blows them all away.
 

Miguel

Member
God, the horrible day made me forget that I got to meet Suzy! It was for a split second though, saw her in the tunnel, said "Hi, uh...uh..I watch you every week" or something stupid like that, and shook her hand. Then I was dragged kicking and screaming back to my spot.
 
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