ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK 'BOUT VIDYA GAMES. AN' YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK 'BOUT HOCKEY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK 'BOUT MONDAYS? DON'T LIKE 'EM.
ANYHOW, MONTREAL CANADIENS AGAINST THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS, EH. IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTY, LET ME TELL YOU. TORONTO'S IN A BIT OF A SLIDE RIGHT NOW, EH, BUT THEY SHOULD GET A BIG BOOST HAVIN' MIMICO, ONTARIO'S DAVEY BOLLAND, EH. HE'LL GET RIGHT IN THAT LINEUP AN' GET 'EM BACK TO DOMINATIN' BEFORE HE WENT DOWN WITH THAT INJURY, EH. THE LEAFS WINNIN' WITH HIM IN THE LINEUP IS GONNA BE LIKE CURIN' CANCER, EH. OR LIKE FREEIN' NELSON MANDELA. OR LIKE WOMEN GETTIN' EQUAL RIGHTS AN' ALL THAT FRUITY STUFF, EH.
I BET YOU DAVEY BOY CAN SET THEM SOVIETS RIGHT AN' SURRENDER TO US CANADIANS, EH. SEND HIM TO STALIN AN' WATCH STALIN GIVE UP KNOWIN' DAVEY'S A GOOD CANADIAN KID FROM ONTARIO, EH.
NOW LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM STALL WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A COUPLE OF GUTLESS PUKES GET IN A STALL AN' LEFT THE STALL DOOR OPEN, EH. THAT'S REAL EMBARRASSIN' LEAVIN' YOUR STALL DOOR OPEN, LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS. ANYHOW, THESE TWO GUYS WERE SITTIN' IN THERE TALKIN' 'BOUT ETHICS AN' ALL THAT FRUITY STUFF AN' BOY THAT GOT ME STEAMED. WHADDYA DOIN' TALKIN' 'BOUT ETHICS IN A BATHROOM, EH. ANYHOW, DAVEY BOLLAND BURST IN, GOT IN A BATHROOM STALL AN' LEFT HIS DOOR OPEN. YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE SAT IN SILENCE. THOSE TWO BOZOS GOT SO EMBARRASSED, THEY TURNED IN THEIR CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP AN' CONVERTED TO COMMUNISM AN' CHANGED THEIR NAMES TO HURT-A-WHIRL AN' KOVYCHUCKS. BOY I WAS SO PROUD, REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR, EH. GOD LOVE 'EM.