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NHL Playoffs 2017 [OT] 100 Years of Playoff Salt
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Calamari41
41 > 38
Talbot refusing his stand down order from Toronto
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Talbot is a god, not sure how he kept that out
Off topic, I want to know what Cogs does to stay so healthy and durable. Dude takes good care of himself.
Off topic, I want to know what Cogs does to stay so healthy and durable. Dude takes good care of himself.
JeffG
Member
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I eat like shit most of the time. I eat wings weekly, drink beer and other meats in addition to my avocado and funnel cake addiction.
Calamari41
41 > 38
I'm guessing you don't have too many consecutive NHL games played then
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I've never missed a game either. So me and Cogs have that in common
Gunstar Ikari
Unconfirmed Member
Ended up dozing off for a bit
lolcaps
Oilers pls
lolcaps
Oilers pls
Calamari41
41 > 38
Dastardly abandoned us for his other family
Dstrdl should know better than to take sides against the family. Dstrdl is now Fredo.
You broke my heart, dstrdl.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Too much consistent pressure by Edmonton, I think they'll score.
PlayALLtheGames
Banned
Oh boy, this fucking Caps team...
Not only am I not surprised at this loss, I am overjoyed after seeing the performance through three periods. Couldn't have happened to a better team of scrubs. This circus of fucking chokers and bums needs to get its ass whupped - game after game, playoff after playoff - before they realize these games don't win themselves. Their opponents are missing their best fucking player and one of the best in the league - still can't win!
As always, this team passes too fucking much and refuses to shoot. Their coach refuses to call them out on it. Every other NHL team has figured it out. They can't figure it out. They're dumb.
Seriously, fuck most of the players on this team for a while now. There's no leadership, no accountability, no resolve or toughness. These overpaid fucks skate like they're annoyed we beat Toronto and just want to get it over and done with.
Ovi cares more about his national team than the Caps, but he's a proud Putin cock-sucker, so what do you expect? I firmly believe he's past his prime.
Kuznetsov should join some fucking Cirque Du Soleil. Dude has moves; just can't score. For all those tricky little maneuvers he continues to whiff on big chances. How about the premature ejaculation in game 3 when he didn't even get a piece of the puck? Lmao! And it's another fucking Russian. Coincidence? As a Russian, I'd say no. I know Russians. They're shady.
Backstrom becomes a ghost. You honestly forget that he plays for the Caps. Backstrom?
More like BackSEAT - amirite?
Wilson is the definition of a troglodyte ("troglodyte: (especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave.") Yeah, he's a dummy. No hockey IQ or probably any IQ of which to speak. His entire, shitty persona relies on occasional poster hits but mostly wiping out power plays for retaliating when it was completely unnecessary. No bullshit: Tom Wilson once tried to fight me on the rooftop of a bar in Arlington, VA. He's a fuckin' goon.
Eller, Shatten-whatever-the-fuck, Winnick, Alzner: you suck.
Orlov: I wish I could pay a gypsy witch to curse you into becoming a shrunken doll. You're clueless. Nice own-goal ya fucking bozo!
Oshie and J-Dub and maybe MoJo I'd keep - the rest of you can go faaaaack-ya'selves. Terrible! Sad! Lazy! Uninspired! Pathetic! Booooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh and Holtby go back to Cah-nah-dah ya fuck! You couldn't save a shot from a blind guy in the playoffs ya fucking N-TAC ("N-TAC" (pronounced EN-TACK), stands for "no talent ass clown", for those who didn't know. You should know that though.)
God am I done with this team. But I'll be out at the local Caps bar on Friday, once again, hoping they'll finally get it...
Not only am I not surprised at this loss, I am overjoyed after seeing the performance through three periods. Couldn't have happened to a better team of scrubs. This circus of fucking chokers and bums needs to get its ass whupped - game after game, playoff after playoff - before they realize these games don't win themselves. Their opponents are missing their best fucking player and one of the best in the league - still can't win!
As always, this team passes too fucking much and refuses to shoot. Their coach refuses to call them out on it. Every other NHL team has figured it out. They can't figure it out. They're dumb.
Seriously, fuck most of the players on this team for a while now. There's no leadership, no accountability, no resolve or toughness. These overpaid fucks skate like they're annoyed we beat Toronto and just want to get it over and done with.
Ovi cares more about his national team than the Caps, but he's a proud Putin cock-sucker, so what do you expect? I firmly believe he's past his prime.
Kuznetsov should join some fucking Cirque Du Soleil. Dude has moves; just can't score. For all those tricky little maneuvers he continues to whiff on big chances. How about the premature ejaculation in game 3 when he didn't even get a piece of the puck? Lmao! And it's another fucking Russian. Coincidence? As a Russian, I'd say no. I know Russians. They're shady.
Backstrom becomes a ghost. You honestly forget that he plays for the Caps. Backstrom?
More like BackSEAT - amirite?
Wilson is the definition of a troglodyte ("troglodyte: (especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave.") Yeah, he's a dummy. No hockey IQ or probably any IQ of which to speak. His entire, shitty persona relies on occasional poster hits but mostly wiping out power plays for retaliating when it was completely unnecessary. No bullshit: Tom Wilson once tried to fight me on the rooftop of a bar in Arlington, VA. He's a fuckin' goon.
Eller, Shatten-whatever-the-fuck, Winnick, Alzner: you suck.
Orlov: I wish I could pay a gypsy witch to curse you into becoming a shrunken doll. You're clueless. Nice own-goal ya fucking bozo!
Oshie and J-Dub and maybe MoJo I'd keep - the rest of you can go faaaaack-ya'selves. Terrible! Sad! Lazy! Uninspired! Pathetic! Booooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh and Holtby go back to Cah-nah-dah ya fuck! You couldn't save a shot from a blind guy in the playoffs ya fucking N-TAC ("N-TAC" (pronounced EN-TACK), stands for "no talent ass clown", for those who didn't know. You should know that though.)
God am I done with this team. But I'll be out at the local Caps bar on Friday, once again, hoping they'll finally get it...
Calamari41
41 > 38
Oh come on
Gunstar Ikari
Unconfirmed Member
lol faceoff violation
Calamari41
41 > 38
I can't really remember ever seeing it before these playoffs.
megachao24
Unconfirmed Member
Oilers tie it.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Calamari41
41 > 38
It was just a matter of time
I think I've seen it called once before (didn't even know it was a penalty until then), but hot damn these playoffs are filled with them.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Winner of this game definitely likely to win the series. Perfect that I have a 4 AM wakeup tomorrow to start a 12 hour work day.
JeffG
Member
Ouch...
ActStriker
Member
well that was quick