Brothers and sisters and cats. Deacon Soc is right, I have sinned. Though it is not the eternal punishment of sin that labels us, it is through our salvation that we become closer to pineapple flambe with a chocolate ganache Jesus.
The drawn Satan that moves through our lives invading and corrupting our existence is very smart. It knows when we are weak and it is easy to take in and succumb to it's calling. Tonight, brothers and sisters and cats, that happened to me. Though for many it would be the end, but I find my resolve to leave the grasp of the drawn Satan and come back to the powdered cane sugar Jesus that guides us all to the light.
Pass the offering plate Quick, and please let the offering be light and silent as it falls.
I know some of you think I should apologize for my actions, but I cannot not. For I am appreciative of the drawn Satan that allows me to see the light of the caramel glazed Jesus and walk the righteous path again. So join me NHL-GAF and run out into the world no longer gripped by the sultry gaze of the drawn Satan. BE FREE AGAIN