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[astroturfing]

ugh Määttä.. not him :/ im not proud of him as a Finn.

speaking of Finnish d-men.. did i tell you guys i happened to be on the same cruise ship as Rasmus Ristolainen and that he and his crew acted like total fucking obnoxious assholes? i stood next to them while waiting to exit the ship and they were chanting shit like "grab the whore's head and smash it against the radiator lalalaa" and laughing it up. ughhhhh.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Check a guy in the face... your team gets a powerplay. Alright

 

[Quick]

DON CHERRY LOVES KIDS

 

[Fate_Shirou]

DON CHERRY LOVES KIDS

awe, that means he loves most of you

 

[lamaroo]

"Love your stick"

Don Cherry's best advice to kids

 

[Marvie_3]

Blah blah blah pony races blah blah blah

 

[Quick]

awe, that means he loves most of you

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO

NOW YOU FOLKS KNOW I LOVE KIDS. THEY'RE GREAT. THEY'RE SMALL AN' THEY FIT IN STUFF WE ADULTS CAN'T FIT IN. THEY'RE ALSO GOOD FOR TEACHIN' HOCKEY STUFF, LIKE NOT FLOPPIN' OR HOTDOGGIN' EH.

LOOK AT THOSE KIDS WITH THEIR BUNNIES AN' FACE PAINT, EH. BOY AREN'T THEY GREAT? UNLIKE THOSE COMMIES, KIDS ARE THE REAL GOOD CANADIAN KIDS, EH.

NOW LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN A BUNCH OF COMMIES RAN INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL. THEY LEFT THE DOOR OPEN BECAUSE COMMIES GOT NO SHAME AN' STARTED PRAYIN' TO STALIN, EH. BOY I WAS REAL STEAMED. THAT'S NOT WHAT BATHROOMS ARE FOR. ANYHOW, A BUNCH OF KIDS RAN INTO ANOTHER STALL, LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, STARTED SINGIN' THE CANADIAN ANTHEM, AN' ALL OF A SUDDEN, SIDDENY CROSBY RAN IN AN' GAVE 'EM ALL SOME TIMBITS EH. THOSE COMMIES WERE REAL EMBARRASSED AN' RAN BACK TO MOSCOW TO APOLOGIZE TO STALIN, EH. I STARTED TEARIN' UP. WE ALL SANG THE CANADIAN ANTHEM AN' THREW AWAY VISORS.

THOSE KIDS REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR, GOD LOVE 'EM.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

D:
What was that
Quick's special attack??

 

[CreeperBlocks]

D:
What was that
Quick's special attack??

You could say that

 

[lamaroo]

Bless Quick

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

*Thumbs up*

 

[Quick]

D:
What was that
Quick's special attack??

BE GOOD.

DON'T BE A COMMIE.

BE CANADIAN.

NO ANIME.

THUMBS UP OKAY LET'S GO

 

[Socreges]

That's some dive... Kessel got hit on one arm but reacted with the other lol

Read a science book and learn how the nervous system works. That reaction is how you know it was for reals.

Right... him wagging his right hand like it was on fire after he got hit on the left... makes total sense.

Have you played in the NHL?

Because that's the only way to realise it was a sell? Okay...

Are you an expert?

 

[a916]

Isn't Karlsson like OP on the Powerplay... what gives?

 

[Silexx]

Karlsson now pissed at Turris. Turris goal incoming.

 

[Marvie_3]

Sens PP is terrible

 

[Quick]

lol SNES what's a pp

 

[Silexx]

I've stopped complaining about the PP. It is what it is and coaching staff are basically throwing their arms up in the air at this point.

 

[mo60]

The sens are going to be shutout at this point.

 

[Yawnier]

Sid the Mature Adult!

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Fuckkkkk yessssss!!!! Genesis > SNES



lol jk.

 

[megachao24]

Crosby scores...

 

[a916]

What a dumb and selfish penalty to take... Anderson unable to seal the post... not even sure what Anderson was doing... he left his post for.... reasons?

 

[Quick]

How'd the SNES defense let Crosby just hang out there.

 

[Marvie_3]

Terrible

 

[Zombie James]

Yeessssssss

 

[MetatronM]

Pierre acting like that wasn't completely fucked defending and goaltending by the Sens.

"It's so amazing how Crosby fumbles the puck and needs the Senators to knock the puck into their own net by the post that Anderson isn't defending for some reason! What athleticism!"

 

[Coldnoodle]

Penguins-Ducks final.

The worst timeline.

 

[Velcro Fly]

O Captain! My Captain!

 

[Clockblockers]

Blah blah blah pony races blah blah blah

don't forget hair plugs

 

[megachao24]

Sens back on the power play.

A power play that's 💩

 

[a916]

Should that have been called down? It was going to be a breakaway for Ottawa... or at least a 1 on 1... or is too many men an automatic whistle?

 

[ZeroGravity]

NA Power Play

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Hey everyone let's go laugh at the Boston Celtics

 

[MetatronM]

Are they really trying to make Cars 3 look like a "badass" Fast and the Furious type movie?

 

[Zombie James]

YEEESSSSS

 

[Hippopuncher12]

Fuck yes.

 

[Yawnier]

Dumoulin is good

 

[mo60]

This is going to be a repeat of game 3 at this point but instead for the Pens.

 

[Marvie_3]

Beauty of a snipe by phagoof

 

[MetatronM]

If this score holds up, I believe home teams will have a losing record in these playoffs.

 

[Socreges]

Phagoooooof

Pens are so impressive, doing this somehow without Justin Schultz. I didn't even know Dumoulin could shoot! 😱

 

[megachao24]

*insert disappointed face here*

 

[Coldnoodle]

Mike Sullivan should be coach of the year every year.

 

[Fate_Shirou]

I actually really like phaneuf, he's a player I always trade for in be a GM

 

[Marvie_3]

Macarthur!!

 

[mo60]

The sens are finally on the board. Two more goals to go.

 

[Calamari41]

The sens are finally on the board. Two more goals to go.

To go until what? What happens if they score two more goals?

 

[megachao24]

Oh hey the Sens managed to score.

 

[Pikma]

To go until what? What happens if they score two more goals?

The Pittsburgh riots begin