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[Parch]

Toronto is trying hard though

Naw. No chance. They've just replaced the word "sucking" with "tanking". It sounds justified that way.

 

[Tabris]

Please Tabris, tell me more about how to be a real hockey fan.
Should I get a Sedin body pillow?
Should I name my balls Henrik and Daniel, and when I cum call it Sedinery?
Should I take a hooker to the most expensive hotel in town and take pictures of the room before and after to prove that I've had sex?

You're trying too hard The only thing you got right there is Sedinery is orgasmic to watch

But that's because I get excited watching my team play, I'm not a cynical devoid of emotion non-fan

 

[trifelife]

These refs are on drugs right? Terrible calls, terrible non-calls both ways. Such a bummer.

Hammer getting a roughing penalty for a clean hit called by the official at centre ice was bad, but then they made it 4-on-4 lol ok

 

[Calamari41]

Gibson is the only reason this game isn't 6-2 right now.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Are they playing the Corneria level theme from StarFox in Dallas?

*salute*

 

[Kave_Man]

It's cute when Parch gets salty about the Leafs.

 

[Heretic]

Captain!

 

[Calamari41]

Oh Cap'n My Cap'n!

 

[megachao24]

With Getzlaf alone like that...

*cries*

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

 

[calder]

Actually deking Enroth is a waste, just half fake maybe making a move and he'll back into his net anyway.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Crotch chops @ Stars-age.

That Getzlaf goal had me howling.

Gibson is the only reason this game isn't 6-2 right now.

He's magical and biblical. God-son.

 

[DrForester]

Why are there Pac Man ghosts on his goalie mask?

 

[Calamari41]

Why are there Pac Man ghosts on his goalie mask?

They represent the pucks that he eats up

 

[trifelife]

Wow Reaves is a huge pussy huh

What is he doing, suckering guys over the linesmen

Fuck off bud

 

[Calamari41]

Where kingslunk at?

 

[megachao24]

We suck, Ducks are good.

GGS Ducks.

 

[Heretic]

We suck, Ducks are good.

GGS Ducks.

gg


Edit:
Waiting...

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

We, the fans of the Anaheim Ducks, enjoy another victory over the Dallas Stars and their fucking refs.

Glad to see Cogs is OK.

I'm more happier than GamemasterAnthony on his 40th birthday.

Bring it in guys!

*every NHL player from every game, book, movie and show come in for a huge party and bring everything*

We suck, Ducks are good.

GGS Ducks.

GG frand.

 

[Ursn]

Scary win.

 

[Quick]

It's cute when Parch gets salty about the Leafs.

Isn't that really all Parch does when he's in here?

 

[Marvie_3]

Where kingslunk at?

Scenario #1: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

 

[Heretic]

Scenario #1: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

For all you know...

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

 

[Heretic]

We, the fans of the Anaheim Ducks, enjoy another victory over the Dallas Stars and their fucking refs.

Glad to see Cogs is OK.

I'm more happier than GamemasterAnthony on his 40th birthday.

Bring it in guys!

*every NHL player from every game, book, movie and show come in for a huge party and bring everything*



GG frand.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Scary win.

That seemingly 10 minute 5-on-5 PK was scary.

Then Getzlaf scored. lmao.

 

[Giggzy]

It always brightens my day when we beat Dallas.

 

[trifelife]

Scenario #1: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet

Is #2 hanging by his neck off a doorknob in an act of autoerotic asphyxiation?

 

[zroid]

I may as well remind everyone that Dallas got swept by the Leafs this season. Only team to suffer that fate thus far I believe.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Crotch chops @ Stars-age.

That Getzlaf goal had me howling.



He's magical and biblical. God-son.

there's a crotch chop in there somewhere

 

[speculawyer]

That was after the whistle but the whistle was inappropriate so it seems a fair outcome. (Vancouver's 3rd goal against Blues.)

 

[jello44]

I like the guy to the left on his phone. Probably updating twitter/facebook with "I'm at the Ducks game sitting next to some freaks in animal costumes"

.

Yo cutie alert

 

[zroid]

Yo cutie alert

 

[TUSR]

jello u need an anime avatar pro to crop that avatar

 

[Cake Boss]

Tampa apparently going after Gryballs.

Please Murray, stay away for Yzerman, he ate your lunch last you traded with him.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Latta: 0 goals in 41 games
Laich: 0 goals in the last 24 games
Wilson: 1 goal in the last 37 games
Johansson: 2 goals in the last 24 games
Chimera: 2 goals in the last 28 games
Kuznetsov: 0 goals in the last 11 games; 2 goals total in the last 29 games
Ward: 5 goals in the last 41 games
Beagle: 2 goals in the last 16 games
Fehr: 1 goal in the last 12 games

 

[CrazedArabMan]

I have this feeling Phaneuf will be a Wing tomorrow and the overall trade will be mixed with "That works" and "WTF, you idiot!!!"... or if they can't come to a deal it will be Marek Zidlicky

You guys need offensive sensation Jakub Kindl, you can have him for the low price of Green.

 

[trifelife]

That was after the whistle but the whistle was inappropriate so it seems a fair outcome.

I honestly can't believe they made that right

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Getzlaf watching Getzlaf.

Also, I searched on Bing "Getzlaf popcorn GIF" and the 5th link was...strange.

I may just have to switch back to Google search.

 

[jello44]

jello u need an anime avatar pro to crop that avatar

It looks fine on light. I don't use dark like a pleb.

But if you want to, go at it lol.

 

[Red_Man]

People use Bing search for anything besides porn?

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[Zombie James]

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

People use Bing search for anything besides porn?

At the urging of Heretic. He likes The Cure, so I trust his taste.

Funny thing is on my tablet/phone it's Google search by default and that search comes up with the exact Getzlaf GIF I want.

is there Google search on Windows Phone?

 

[CrazedArabMan]

I was reading Hfboards (lol) and the package being tossed around was Weiss + Kindl + Jurco/Pulkkinen + 2016 1st which I would do in a heartbeat.

As of right now, I would do Jurco and keep Pookie, Pookie is that right handed guy who just shoots non-stop that we will need in the future, Jurco is struggling now but playing good but he just doesn't shoot anymore. I almost feel we would get a later draft pick back with that haul like a 4th/5th.

Apparently it was mentioned we talked to the Leafs about Phaneuf and Lupul, but then we got Cole a few minutes after that was mentioned by McKenzie. I'm curious though that if Weiss goes if we will look for another forward since both Weiss and Jurco/Pookie are all in the lineup right now.

 

[Red_Man]

Bergevin was at the Oshawa Generals game tonight which is the team McCarron plays for. Seems really odd considering the team is about to begin their California road trip, and the deadline is tomorrow.

 

[ShaneB]

Depth!

 

[Heretic]

At the urging of Heretic. He likes The Cure, so I trust his taste.

Funny thing is on my tablet/phone it's Google search by default and that search comes up with the exact Getzlaf GIF I want.

is there Google search on Windows Phone?

We have Cortana!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

We have Cortana!

Does Cortana let me search for porn and not judge me?

 

[Heretic]

Does Cortana let me search for porn and not judge me?

Of course.