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[jett]

seriously

 

[OG Kush]

Man I really hope a sexy tape of hers leaks.

 

[akira28]

She makes me think of sex.

 

[Omega]

I had a mix of WTF and ROFL while watching that.

Sometimes I think Nicki just trolls the rap community. She did learn from Lil Wayne so I know he told her "do whatever, these fools gonna eat it all up anyway"

 

[Forceatowulf]

I really tried to sit through that video... I really did try. Not even those luscious asses could keep me around.

Suffice to say the song is god damn terrible.

 

[Korey]

You know, listening to Super Bass, Romans Revenge, Moment for Life, her verse on Monster, etc on my Pandora you can tell she has some talent as a rapper.

This song is shit, the beat is lazy, the hook is annoying, the video is Hype collecting a check. Just bad music all around, and I don't see it really sticking as a radio or club hit.

Check out her track Itty Bitty Piggy:

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMZ5s7o2F88

Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/track/7mArxjoKU9MJEiEzbFx1TU

 

[OTIX]

You never go full retard.

 

[akira28]

Nicki sez "google my ass". She also says point her out to the best ass eater. These are interesting times, my friend.

 

[akilshohen]

This thread has my stomach hurting. Even funnier to look at the video while browsing it. I agree it sounds a lot like a ITTY BITTY PIGGY

 

[Keylime]

I think it's a major accomplishment when any artist can get people to view their music video.

Lady GaGa understood that in today's world you've got to give people things they haven't seen before. Things that shock them. Minaj is just taking this forward in a different genre.

Smart, but typically her music is not for me.

 

[Vampire Baseball]

Did she make a reference to Roman Polanski? It's fitting, since my ears were raped.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

dat ass
SuperBass was an excellent song though.

 

[GotEmRunnin]

Dat ass made the entire video. Everything else was filler.....even the song.

 

[Korey]

Did she make a reference to Roman Polanski? It's fitting, since my ears were raped.

Roman Zolanski is her alter ego. She did a song with Em as Slim Shady called Roman's Revenge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akgmNWBlTAQ&hd=1

Cool song and cool concept..

 

[Suairyu]

Whoever edited that should be ashamed of themselves - not only does the audio not sync up to the lips that well, the amount of which it is not syncing changes with every single clip.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I just shitted on them

 

[DrFunk]

shit is awful

which means it's gonna blow up

 

[FreeMufasa]

what picture did he post? I'm really curious now!

It looked like the remains of a woman who was set on fire. You could see her pelvis and her fried body. He shopped Minajs head onto her body.

dat ass
SuperBass was an excellent song though.

Yeah, it's alright. My favourite is the one with the Asian style MV featuring Michael Jai white.

Massive Attack isn't too bad too.

 

[Nemo]

Got a tingle when I saw the tongue action, godDAM

edit, oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Jangocube]

Don't see the appeal, although she's not marketing to my demographic. I just don't see how people can listen to this and find it enjoyable. It doesn't register anything positive in my brain. Not one thing makes me go, "Oh hey that sounded ok". Makes me weep for today's youth. Artists don't even have to try to be non-retarded anymore to make money. They can go full retard and still cash in.

You don't go full retard.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

Low tier woman, fat ass though.

 

[danwarb]

The dopey facial expressions and extreme makeup are beginning to irritate.

 

[Dali]

Even I watched it days ago. I don't know why either. The title, the artist, the genre... the artist. None of it was particularly appealing. Seriously I have no idea why I clicked it and watched almost the whole thing.

Don't see the appeal, although she's not marketing to my demographic. I just don't see how people can listen to this and find it enjoyable. It doesn't register anything positive in my brain. Not one thing makes me go, "Oh hey that sounded ok". Makes me weep for today's youth. Artists don't even have to try to be non-retarded anymore to make money. They can go full retard and still cash in.

You don't go full retard.

Song reminded me of Missy songs. I used to like her [Missy's] playful, goof ball, style and lyrics. It took a long time before I did develop an appreciation (Missy, not Nicki... probably never Nicki) for it though.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

I like it. Sorry, dudes.

What does she have against Gaga though? It seems like they're kindred spirits.

 

[neoemonk]

She is a comely lass.

 

[Phonomezer]

Lady GaGa understood that in today's world you've got to give people things they haven't seen before. Things that shock them.

Is anyone shocked by an ugly chick in a wig?

Everything she does has been done before.

 

[Alrus]

Yeah that was terrible.

Worst song ever.... I thought this song was going to win the worst song of 2012: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w09pjnJyjho

But my God that was terrible. :| Beyond words!

The worst song of 2011 is undeniably this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&ob=av2e

 

[Swig_]

I watched this an hour and 45 minutes after this thread was started... I'm just now emerging from the seizure..

 

[jufonuk]

Err who is this?... nearly had a seizure and damn I have the weirdest boner right now

 

[Inversive]

Is this real life? How can people think this trash is music? I hate humanity.

 

[shuri]

She looks like she's a mix of a megaman robot and miss elliot. I am so confused

 

[Mr. Patch]

She looks like she's a mix of a megaman robot and miss elliot. I am so confused

No. THIS is a mix of a Megaman robot and Missy Elliot.

Anyway, Stupid Hoe is an awful song. I can't stand Nicki Minaj in most cases.

 

[Shiggie]

fucking horrible. damn...

 

[Radec]

I went to this video after watching this stupid hoe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus&ob=av2e

and the top comment is perfect. lol

 

[Trey]

Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I’m Angelina, you Jennifer, c'mon bitch you see where Brad at?

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business

Cuz I pull up and I’m stuntin but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cuz they know I’m the frontman
Put me on a dollar cuz I’m who they trust in

Ey yo SB, what the fuck’s good?
We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch would

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
MJ gone and I ain't havin that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey??
Top of that I’m in the Phantom lookin hella chunky

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business

Cuz I pull up in the Porsche but it ain't de Rossi
Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski

Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
Who’s gassing this ho? BP?

Hmm…*thinks*, 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink(?)

Cuz these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

If you cute, then your crew can roll
If you sexy, eat my cucka roll
Put ya cape on, you a super ho
Twenty twelve, I’m at the super bowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could’ve prolly came back
Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could’ve prolly came back

You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
And I ain't hit that note but fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I am the female Weezy

The plural of "ho" is "hos".

 

[Conciliator]

I like the combination of song and video. Can't help it, it's just so ridiculous. Didn't like the song when I first heard it though. (as far as I can tell, it's literally atonal, full stop, unless you include the weird off-key pseudo-singing stuff near the end. Nicki is Schoenberg on some emancipation-of-the-dissonance shit.)

As ever, she's a thrilling, theatrical rapper who makes bad songs. That's why she's most known for her guest verses.

 

[SmokyDave]

The plural of "ho" is "hos".

Isn't it 'hoes'?

That's how I refer to them on my paperwork.

 

[nib95]

I don't usually mind Nicki Minaj, but this was ear screeching, headache inducing bad.

 

[Trey]

I don't usually mind Nicki Minaj, but this was ear screeching, headache inducing bad.

The ass was on point though.

 

[tycoonheart]

Nice ass and titties.

I kind of dig the beat.

 

[jmdajr]

Man....

what the fuck...

that's a song?

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I’m Angelina, you Jennifer, c'mon bitch you see where Brad at?

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business

Cuz I pull up and I’m stuntin but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cuz they know I’m the frontman
Put me on a dollar cuz I’m who they trust in

Ey yo SB, what the fuck’s good?
We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch would

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
MJ gone and I ain't havin that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey??
Top of that I’m in the Phantom lookin hella chunky

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business

Cuz I pull up in the Porsche but it ain't de Rossi
Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski

Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
Who’s gassing this ho? BP?

Hmm…*thinks*, 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink(?)

Cuz these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

If you cute, then your crew can roll
If you sexy, eat my cucka roll
Put ya cape on, you a super ho
Twenty twelve, I’m at the super bowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could’ve prolly came back
Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could’ve prolly came back

You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
And I ain't hit that note but fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I am the female Weezy

embarrassing

 

[VGChampion]

Oh god. I hope she doesn't go the Gaga route and just go completely off the deep end.

 

[freenudemacusers]

That song is sooo bad.

Criminal.


Isn't dat ass usually padded, iirc?

 

[Davey Cakes]

She did learn from Lil Wayne so I know he told her "do whatever, these fools gonna eat it all up anyway"

I could easily believe this. Considering Lil Wayne's obscene level of involvement in pop rap music, it makes sense that he'd know all about exploiting the careless listener.

As for Nicki Minaj being "the new Gaga," she's obviously going for the same image. But honestly, this is what bothers me. The actual Gaga is only two LPs in, after all.

 

[Frustrated_me]

I mean I enjoy the Kanye here and there... But this? This some BULL-SHIT!

 

[Dice]

Oh god. I hope she doesn't go the Gaga route and just go completely off the deep end.

...so this MV would beeee...?

 

[Kyoufu]

I went to this video after watching this stupid hoe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus&ob=av2e

and the top comment is perfect. lol

I don't get it. That song is just as bad. How does it refresh the mind?

 

[Dice]

I don't get it. That song is just as bad. How does it refresh the mind?

This club culture is the worst thing our country has ever produced. It actively pursues and celebrates the worst shit humanly possible to create.

 

[jufonuk]

I went to this video after watching this stupid hoe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus&ob=av2e

and the top comment is perfect. lol

is that "stop hammer time" sampled in the chorus?