Nicknames You've Been Given

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So what are some of the nicknames you recall in your life given to you? Obviously, you don't have to share the negative ones from asshole people...

Abbreviated name:
Geo
Jean
Jean Grey (hehehe)

Usual nicknames I'll respond to:
Gurl
Love
Honey
Slut
Bitch
Whore
Gay Bitch
Fatass
Betty
L' Quanda

Others:
Hipster
Trainwreck (yes!)
Max (as in Max from Happy Endings)

I'm lucky enough to have gotten all these nicknames in playful and joking manners. I've given and accumulated so many playful nicknames that any negative ones that have come by have been flushed into irrelevancy.

What are some of yours, GAF?
 
Abbreviated name:
Joe
Seth
Yosef
JoeJoe (what my 2yr old niece calls me)

Others:
Captain
Cap
Dead Boy
BatBat (again from my niece who associates me with Batman)
Smithers
Spongebob
Rachel (odd one)
Man Mountain
Dave

Generic:
Dude
Bro
Brother
Man
Mate
Geezer
Dude
 
Lots. Unfortunately, most of them are some variation of my actual names, so.

Save for Walter. That was a weird one, way before Breaking Bad started. Back when I was in HS... Completely random, not a thing to do with anything.
 
Sebastian --> seabass

being born near the ocean and working at both an aquarium and waterpark really made me feel like this nickname was destined to be ha. also the crab from little mermaid was named sebastian... eerie
 
Diaper
Butthead
Mr. Muffins
Humpty Dumpty
Mouse
Big bro
Pig
Long
Cow
Cutie

Generally from my parents or kids from my family--I hate it, but I don't have much of a choice so I shrug it off, even if it's pretty difficult to do so.
 
Joel the Mole, cause it rhymes.

burrito cause it's similar to my last name.

then my frat friends and I also call each other swamp donkey's all the time and we freely respond to that.
 
Neil is my real name (is it a bad idea putting that out here?)

Neezy
Ghandi
Murph Jones (related to Murphy's Law - that was a bad time, a great time but baaad)
 
Apparently 2 coworkers, and 2 patrons at the mall I work at:

"Jules"

Most nicknames don't stick to me. Everyone in my family has one (or had one that they really didn't like so people stopped calling them that) except me.

Couldn't tell you why.
 
Pärtan. And the "ä" turned into a "ae" hence my username. My real name is Peter but basically family and colleagues call me Peter. And new people I meet. The rest call me Pärtan. Known people for years who finally asked me what my real name was since they never heard anyone call my anything else.

Storytime!
I think it was the party after 9nth grade where some drunk friend randomly shouted it when thanking me for helping him pass Swedish class. I wrote a ton of book reviews and we had to write 5 each. The entire class had written about 20 book review last year. 15 of them were mine. Yes I wrote more than needed. My mom is a teacher and I really like reading books.
We changed teachers between years so I gave my old reviews to my friends so they could use them.
 
Brother Bear
Paddington
Pooh
Boo Boo

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My last name. Was the fourth of my family to go through the same highschool, and teachers just gave up trying to remember my first name.

Was also called "Chubby Buddy" and "Pooh Bear" growing up. I had a bit of a belly and a really mellow temperament.
 
Fairy - rhymes with my first name and hated it. All through elementary and junior high until I grew and people were scared of me.

Knob - they made a joke of my last name, then changed it again then shortened it. Hated it but liked the guy who gave it to me.

I had others that I liked, but they're shortened real names that I can't post.
 
I was called "Little Josh" growing up because I lived across the road from another Josh whom was a few years older than me. So the neighborhood parents used to call us Little Josh and Big Josh.

In elementary school I used to be called "Smiley" because I always smiled and laughed a lot.

When I was in 10th grade I grew a huge blonde afro that descended around my face and shoulders in tight little ringlets. I got many names for that. My dad called me "Sheepdog". My nephew thought it was cool and said I looked like a Roman warrior and called me "Joshimus Maximus". Some girl at school thought it looked like Napoleon Dynamite and called me such. One of the black dudes at school used to call me White Thunder or something like that, I guess because I was white and had an afro.

I got called "The Green Hornet" in the latter years of high school due to many ridiculous, heroic, and downright stupid exploits I performed with my car, a beat-up, piece of shit, green Ford Escort.

I used to be a dishwasher at a Hooters, and my manager used to call me "Turtle" for apparently being too slow. I also once cut myself shucking clams and he thought it was hilarious. Asshole.

My friends and I collectively gained the dubious title "Dem boys" (exclusively pronounced with a thick redneck accent) after gaining notoriety in our neighborhood for staying up all night drinking and pulling shenanigans like running over peoples' mailboxes, shitting in the road, catching things on fire, setting off elaborate fireworks in strangers' front yards at 3 AM, and just in general being nuisances. I think the worst thing we ever did was take his truck and plow through a yard full of expensive Christmas decorations. Anyways, the nickname was first revealed one morning when my friends and I were sitting on the tailgate of his truck after a night of baseness, and his neighbor emerged from his house at around 6 A.M with his wife to go to work. As they stepped out, I was in the process of cracking open another beer, and the "CRRRR-TSHHHHK" sound crackled through the air. From across the road through the still morning air we distinctly heard the man say "Der go dem boys again..." and then they got into the car and left. I think we broke into their house once and stole a single banana off the counter out of a group of 5, just to fuck with their heads. Jesus I used to be bad.
 
For Arabic speakers, Sarsoor :( Closest sounding thing to my name (Sarah, so they'd call me "Sarsoor-ah") >_>

Since going back to online communities again, I get called by my username or "Saya" :P
 
Tijn
Tijntje
Teng (Indonesian verion of Tijn)
Tence (Indonesian version of Tijntje)
Aapje (monkey)
Chucky (yeah after that killer doll)
 
My name is Matthew, I usually go by Matt so I guess that's a nickname. Other nicknames I've been called lately include Boot and King. Nothing else ever really stuck.
 
My real name is Bryan, so, "Bry" is pretty much it.

But really only my parents and siblings call me that. My name is only five letters long so I guess there's never been real point in shortening it even more with a nickname.
 
Nothing special. One friend calls my Addy when she is drunk and another calls me Addnina because she likes to think I am a little girly at times or something.
 
A lot of people used to call me Mufasa (my name is Mustaf), but nowadays it's just my normal name or Moose. Can't say I like being called moose though. :|

I've been called tons of other nicknames though, too many to care about.
 
Sports:
Prince ( teammates misheard the coach yelling my name wrong)
Krentzy
Ocho
Matty
Leven

Others:
Neilzies ( basically every girl I know)
Cornelius
Nuggy
Nugs
Naven
 
Other than some untranslatable puns involving being in heat there was Yankee and Lionhead.

The former being because I'm bilingual and the latter because my English name is Leo and my hair is pretty shaggy
 
I don't really get given nicknames or things like that, usually, so I had (almost) completely forgot them.

For some reason, I was in an agent trio/squad with 2 girls in high school, and we all had double-letter designations: AA, BB, & CC. I was AA. BB was
Butter Butt,
CC was
Cute Cupcake (WTF?) -- or Crusty Cunt if she sassed us
, and I was...
Anal Ass
. I do not know why. :(

Thanks for reminding me.
 
Bumskins

Got the nickname from a female roomate who used to complain to my freinds about me banging her freind...she used to say she could hear the bumskins slapping from the other end of the house

......dont think she minded it as i porked her some time later
 
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