I dunno, I've had quite a few these past few years at work and while I know they come from a place of "Good-natured fun" I find them vaguely insulting. I guess I don't have much of a sense of humor.
Hipster.
Google.
Skinny.
Have some mother fucker calling me "Skeleton boy" of late.
Hickey boy from an unfortunate incident when I came to work with a hickey.
My daughters and I are big into terms of endearment. They often call me "Dude" and "Bro". My youngest likes to call me "Chicken Pie" when she can find some way to rhyme it in, whereas I call them those and "Dawg" a lot. I also refer to them as "Lady butts", "Chicken butts", "Lil' bastards", "Filthy urchins", "Chicklets", "The minions", and "Shit weasels". Bare in mind these are all in good, loving fun and we all know this.
Knowing how silly nicknames are I've tried repeatedly to have my kids call me intentionally silly ones like "Papa", "Perfect, immortal god-emperor", "Warrior poet", "Ace editor- Perry White", "Imperator", "Progenitor", and "Robopop".
Surprisingly they don't take me seriously with those last ones, thus impeding their use
