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[Centurion]

Nintendo showed as many exclusives for its new console, as 360 did for the last year of its console. Somehow, PS3 revealed more exclusives than WiiU.

Im impressed Nintendo, I really couldn't have imagined it being this bad.

 

[HotGarbage]

Doooooon't caaaaaare

Seriously why are we getting a dissertation on this minigame


"seeing is different than playing"

THEN WHY DID YOU WASTE ALL THIS TIME TALKING ABOUT IT

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

What the hell have you been doing all of these years Nintendo!? AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Papercuts]

At work, so I can't see the presser, but from the reactions here I take it that it's.. not very good? With no megatons? Have they mentioned anything about their online plans for Wii U?

They have barely detailed the Wii U itself.

They've shown pikmin 3(good), ports(not good)...uh, minigame compilation, just dance 4. It's horrible.

The small 3ds segment was the best thing so far. They are doing an AWFUL job selling this console.

 

[Blimblim]

Flashbacks from Pacman VS. Sad.

 

[AdventureRacing]

Given the stakes, this for my money is the worst E3 in a long long time. Nintendo is done on the home console front if this is the best they have.

Just what i was thinking. 3DS looks set but the wii U is going to struggle if this is anything to go by. Never felt this little excitement for a new console and i was so hyped to see nintendo move into HD.

 

[Shizzlee]

Zelda? Star Fox? F Zero? Smash? Metroid? Come on Nintendo. I'm losing it.

 

[Ikuu]

Worst E3 ever.

 

[NGAMER9]

"I like going to theme parks, maybe you do too."

This is like a poor, third-grader's essay.

 

[Derrick01]

I kind of want this to be the closer just so I can marvel at how a major conference was closed out with a fucking minigame compilation.

Ubisoft and Sony need to teach them how to close.

 

[GANGSTERKILLER]

I laughed my ass off!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Camwi]

Welp. It looks like I'm going PC guys :'(

Don't be sad, man. It's a glorious gaming life.

 

[Lakitu]

STOP TALKING

 

[Raide]

They are going to have to drop new Metroid or something bigger. This is looking like a load of tech demos. Nintendo Land better be a bundled game.

 

[midonnay]

only thing that can save wiiu launch is a cheap price is seems.....otherwise the level of failure will be legendary.

 

[survivor]

Is it finally over?

 

[ReiGun]

Just so everyone knows, I'm psychic:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37658358&postcount=3590

That's about what I was expecting. *High Five*

 

[ScrubJay]

OH MY GOD THERES EVEN MORE HELP

 

[Barakov]

So about those launch games....

 

[Impeccable]

Even with a Megaton, this is terrible. I hope no one seriously changes their mind with a trailer of some sort, lol.

No WiiU for me.

 

[Erebus]

Nintendo in wonderland

 

[Balehead]

They spent a lot of time on that ghost game.

 

[Fenderputty]

This thread has been rather hilarious. It's been all downhill after the anouncement of two controllers.

 

[RichardAM]

I need E3 2013 so bad.

Not if it's like this.

 

[Cerberus]

So much time wasted with this segment.

 

[The perfect Dark]

looks like a "rare"-game. I love it

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Anyone have a link to a Nintendo stock ticker? ;p

 

[demigod]

After seeing Wii U graphics, this shit won't cost more than $299.

 

[Conor 419]

Where the fuck is Iwata?

 

[SolarPowered]

So, how much you willing to pay for WIIU now, guys? ಠ_ಠ

I wouldn't even pay $200 for this shit.

 

[Mato]

Give me a fucking masterpiece already. Why did Nintendo stop launching systems with fucking masterpieces like SM64.

 

[Atcha]

WHY are they explaining EVERY LITTLE THING about this minigame!?!?!?

for spend some time ?

 

[razgriz417]

Haha maybe Michael Pachter was right all along

 

[MYE]

Guys, guys

I think this is cool

*runs*

 

[GazzaScotland]

Its not even a Theme Park...its a hub.

 

[Hieberrr]

Give me a Pokemon Snap game FFS. If you really want to show off the controller, at least do that! Jeebus...

 

[dk_]

Nintendo dropped the ball.

 

[Revolutionary]

jesus, this feels like the Wonderbook presentation all over again

 

[jmdajr]

sorry dudes.

 

[Busaiku]

MIIS HAVE TO DIE ALREADY

 

[Neko Mimi Mode]

Just make it stop. It's horrific.

Worst presser ever. No contest, not even close. This does NOT endear the Wii U.

Nintendo, I want an excuse to buy this but you've given me nothing.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

My god... Nintendo I am very disappoint. truly woeful today.

 

[SykoTech]

Guess it's longer than an hour. Maybe they'll be a megaton at the end.

At work, so I can't see the presser, but from the reactions here I take it that it's.. not very good? With no megatons? Have they mentioned anything about their online plans for Wii U?

No megatons. Just stuff we knew about (NSMB, ports, Pikmin 3) and a crappy mini-game collection called Nintendoland.

 

[Vermillion]

Fuck this shit

 

[The_Monk]

I know I shouldn't but I feel sad.

I can only hope to Sony keep their games and ps plus and must say congrats to Ubisoft and I need to get back to simple powerful PC if they keep giving us this, come on nintendo. You were going to destroy and made a joke.

 

[Cygnus X-1]

This is a VERY casual player oriented conference.

 

[Garcia]

WHY are they explaining EVERY LITTLE THING about this minigame!?!?!?

LMFAO.

 

[wsippel]

It was almost impossible to fuck this up, but Nintendo actually did it. Good job guys. Fire your marketing department.

 

[Tookay]

Leave it to Nintendo to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[CrunchyB]

Nintendo's show is okay I guess, but it's missing a big title...or two.

Pikmin doesn't cut it and ZombiU looks fakey.

Surely they don't expect Nintendoland to carry their launch?