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[TerribleAtThisGame]

Who is really invested in Mario and Peach's romantic life?

I'm utterly baffled that anyone at all would give a fuck lol

 

[Justinus]

I'm utterly baffled that anyone at all would give a fuck lol

Well Princess Peach definitely doesn't.

 

[L*][*N*K]

I'm utterly baffled that anyone at all would give a fuck lol

Exactly, it is so weird people are having a meltdown about this on twitter posting old screenshots from Paper Mario 64 as evidence, like seriously???

 

[Killer8]

Don't worry mario, wapeach is always available for business

Finally the Mario series has the Resetera representation it was sorely missing.

 

[Hardensoul]

Pretty sure this cringe bullshit is Nintendo America's doing or some mistranslation by the usual suspects.

Correct! It's NOA doing NOA things!

 

[E-Cat]

Shiggy be turning in his grave

 

[Fahdis]

Friends who 'help' each other out when they can - sounds like friends with benefits.
Mario getting that Peach action but not getting tied down.

COPE
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[Tajaz2426]

Poor fucker. The man goes to dimensions of pure utter hell, getting attacked by things nightmares are made of, told to do drugs constantly buy eating mushrooms, has fire breathed up his ass constantly and dies over and over again, just to be told you'll do this with no reward.

Nah, son. Screw that bitch, move on Mario Mario.

 

[poppabk]

COPE
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Peach needs a good plumber to 'fix her sink' sometimes but she dont need a plumber on retainer.

 

[Coconutt]

Is Mario and incel now?

 

[Lionel Richie]

Is this where your mind goes when Mickey Mouse has heart-shaped eyes when he sees Minnie Mouse?

Walt Disney was very much gay. That's why his characters have girlfriends. They're beards, not love interests.

 

[March Climber]

Who are psychos who have to put characters in romantic and / or sexual relationships? There is a lot in them as far as internet shows me.

They're just fan fiction writers. I guess one could see it as a bad thing because it can qualify under 'obsession'.

 

[xanaum]

According to Miyamoto, Mario is 24.

He's got 24 years of smoking under his belt.

 

[FeralEcho]

Luigi be tappin that ass for ages behind bros back. Mario will be there to raise Luigi's kids like the cuck he is while he's out there drowning in daisy and peach pussy.