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[acidviper]

It seems like a fun game, but nothing something I would pay for. Make a Nintendogs DS with a black DS. Not gunmetal or gray and I'll buy it, but otherwise clear the lanes for girls and dog lovers.

I'm kind of scared where this is leading. Is there going to be kittens and humans too?

 

[Baconäger]

does this game use the DS mic so you can teach the dogs to "sic balls"

Bill Trinen or whatever his name is already made that joke during Iwata's keynote. Sorry, you lose.

 

[Kicko]

And haters continue on with what they've been doing since day 1: hating.

I'm usually not into these types of games, but I'm really looking forward to this one. I don't give a fuck what you guys say :lol....It's an interesting concept, and should be well received by the 18-34 demographic.

 

[radrelic]

I'd actually be surprised if this game DOESN'T reach a pokemon-like level of popularity.

 

[Red Scarlet]

I don't hate this game, I just like the alternative a lot more.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bill Trinen or whatever his name is already made that joke during Iwata's keynote. Sorry, you lose.

im the Pdiddy of this forum

 

[Community Forum]

I like Nintendogs better than "Puppy Times."

 

[Amir0x]

I really do think that Ninty are on to a winner here, the Japs will love it, Kids in playgrounds will love it, showing off their dogs, who's is best etc.

I'm not Japanese.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not female.
I have a dog.
I don't need virtual pet to know who is the best.
I have balls, and am not bitchwhipped by my girlfriend/wife.

I guess I am not the audience, ThongyDonk! This should be a checklist on Nintendo's website!

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[ ] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[ ] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

 

[Azih]

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

What if I score less than 4 but don't have 'Do you have balls?' checked? OMG PARADOX!

 

[Amir0x]

What if I score less than 4 but don't have 'Do you have balls?' checked? OMG PARADOX!

Then the world collapses. Clearly if you answered the others with a check then you would check you have no balls!

 

[TheDiave]

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[ ] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[ ] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

*rolls eyes* Jackass.

 

[Speevy]

I'm not Japanese.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not female.
I have a dog.
I don't need virtual pet to know who is the best.
I have balls, and am not bitchwhipped by my girlfriend/wife.

I guess I am not the audience, ThongyDonk! This should be a checklist on Nintendo's website!

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[ ] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[ ] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

Well, at least we get to meet your next candidate for "worst super offensively bad game of all time" in a few months. But having quoted you, I now know for a fact what you think of the fans.

 

[Amir0x]

*rolls eyes* Jackass.

Did... Did I hit too close to home? I apologize, I'll be more sensitive in the future. I know pet care is a very touchy subject, especially when you were deprived of one.

Well, at least we get to meet your next candidate for "worst super offensively bad game of all time" in a few months. But having quoted you, I now know for a fact what you think of the fans.

Animal Crossing DS? I know!

But what do the fans have to do with this? I was just makin' fun of the fact that ThongyDonk had a checklist of sorts.

 

[Robert-GCA]

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[X] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[X] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

OMG I scored less than 4 and I want this game.... Seriously, some of you sound like your the ones who need to grow balls. A little insecure with the games you play? Scared of what your friends might think? OMG its something different! Oi!

I played this till they basically kicked me of system in the Nintendo booth at GDC on thursday. Can't wait for it.

 

[Sgt. Killjoy]

Have you guys not seen Ami's posts before?

 

[Amir0x]

OMG I scored less than 4 and I want this game.... Seriously, some of you sound like your the ones who need to grow balls. A little insecure with the games you play? Scared of what your friends might think? OMG its something different! Oi!

Obligatory: It's "you're", not "your." Sorry, pet peeve. Let's not focus on it, I have to correct that.

No, don't need to grow balls. I'm not insecure with what "games" I play - Nintendogs is an advanced tamagotchi "game", except your Dog can't die. Period. Don't try to spin any stupid shit with me. If that's something that appeals to you, GREAT. I was just teasing you guys, but feel free to take it seriously - all the more fun for big debates.

I played this till they basically kicked me of system in the Nintendo booth at GDC on thursday. Can't wait for it.

Really? YOU had to be kicked off a game? I'm so shocked, really. AWED. No seriously though, it's fine it's something you find fun. And shit, you have had more experience with Nintendogs than I have.

But guess what? It's all fair game. That's what a message board about videogames is all about - discussing videogames! It's not just for endless fellating of every product you love, it's also for necessary criticism.

Have you guys not seen Ami's posts before?

Have you not seen yours? EVER? Seriously, Killjoy.

 

[Sgt. Killjoy]

I'm biased, but i'm not an ass about it 24/7.

 

[Amir0x]

I'm biased, but i'm not an ass about it 24/7.

Debatable.

But that's not the discussion. Whenever I slam a game, and I slam a lot of games, we get into this same shite. This is a forum. We discuss videogames. It's not merely a place to say good things, if you haven't figured it out. I will be just as vocal about what I feel are negative as I will about what I feel is positive. It only turns into asshole territory when I have to firmly rebuke every stupid thing you say, which is often.

And the funny thing is this time I was teasing ThongyDonk, I wasn't even commenting on the quality of the game.

 

[Nerevar]

I had to put down my old dog last year, and this portable substitute will be damn enough, since I miss her a lot

No offense, but that might be the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.

 

[Uter]

Did... Did I hit too close to home? I apologize, I'll be more sensitive in the future. I know pet care is a very touchy subject, especially when you were deprived of one.

oh wow, yet another Nintendogs thread you are trolling. After you have savaged him do you now plan on spending pages trying to be his best friend, because that would be SO not the norm for you... *cough*

 

[Robert-GCA]

Obligatory: It's "you're", not "your." Sorry, pet peeve. Let's not focus on it, I have to correct that.

Haha, no biggy.

But guess what? It's all fair game. That's what a message board about videogames is all about - discussing videogames! It's not just for endless fellating of every product you love, it's also for necessary criticism.

Ditto.

 

[Amir0x]

oh wow, yet another Nintendogs thread you are trolling. After you have savaged him do you now plan on spending pages trying to be his best friend, because that would be SO not the norm for you... *cough*

I think this post demonstrates you take the internet too seriously. Unlike some people, the second a debate is over I harbor no ill feelings.

 

[Uter]

That's what a message board about videogames is all about - discussing videogames! It's not just for endless fellating of every product you love, it's also for necessary criticism.

I'm not Japanese.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not female.
I have a dog.
I don't need virtual pet to know who is the best.
I have balls, and am not bitchwhipped by my girlfriend/wife.

I guess I am not the audience, ThongyDonk! This should be a checklist on Nintendo's website!

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[ ] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[ ] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

This isn't "discussing videogames" or providing "necessary criticism", it is trolling.

Anyone going into your profile and clicking "Find all posts by Amir0x" can easily see that in the last two days alone you have made almost 150 posts... That is just sad. Go get a life and stop trolling please.

 

[Amir0x]

This isn't "discussing videogames" or providing "necessary criticism", it is trolling.

No, it's called teasing ThongyDonk. This seems to be a matter of not knowing what the word troll means.

Anyone going into your profile and clicking "Find all posts by Amir0x" can easily see that in the last two days alone you have made almost 150 posts... That is just sad. Go get a life and stop trolling please.

I'm post an absurd amount, I'm not trying to hide anything. Shit, I have over 4000 posts since October! I post a lot! You might even say I'm a geek.

 

[ThongyDonk]

AmirOx

You forgot the check box

[ ] Are you a big fat american idiot, who thinks he (a) is Funny (b) can try to mock people due to your own inadequacies (c) is well liked, yet no one actually gives a shit if you blow up and die and (d) contributes to the world, but really just depletes resources that would be better used by sea slugs?

If you checked that box. buy the game, lighten up, don't think anyone actually cares what you say, then go jump off a cliff holding a big heavy weight!!

Every thread you reply in just becomes an argument, glad a few sensible people posted in here, on subject, with some sense, and not a feeling on over self importance between them.

 

[NLB2]

lOOK AT ME! i'M EVERYBODY WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD1 i LIKE TO CATEGORIZE AS EITHER AWESOME OR CRAPPY GAMES i HAVEN'T PLAYED BEFORE!

AmirOx

You forgot the check box

[ ] Are you a big fat american idiot, who thinks he (a) is Funny (b) can try to mock people due to your own inadequacies (c) is well liked, yet no one actually gives a shit if you blow up and die and (d) contributes to the world, but really just depletes resources that would be better used by sea slugs?

If you checked that box. buy the game, lighten up, don't think anyone actually cares what you say, then go jump off a cliff holding a big heavy weight!!

Every thread you reply in just becomes an argument, glad a few sensible people posted in here, on subject, with some sense, and not a feeling on over self importance between them.

Shut up junior member. Amir0x > you at this point, so just bite the bullet and do your time.

 

[Amir0x]

AmirOx

You forgot the check box

[ ] Are you a big fat american idiot, who thinks he (a) is Funny (b) can try to mock people due to your own inadequacies (c) is well liked, yet no one actually gives a shit if you blow up and die and (d) contributes to the world, but really just depletes resources that would be better used by sea slugs?

Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard right now. Man, ThongyDonk, you made my day. And you really have a problem with us "fat ol' Americans", that's some cold shit. You're the one who said the Japanese would really dig it, I didn't bring up any culture boundaries! That's some cold shit, Thongy.

And hey man, if you like advanced tamagotchies that shit is cool. What does it have to do with sea slugs or inadequacies? You're one cold cat, Thongy. One cold cat.

If you checked that box. buy the game, lighten up, don't think anyone actually cares what you say, then go jump off a cliff holding a big heavy weight!!

Shit, do I have to bring a "big heavy weight"? I'm fat and lazy, as you established, and very inadequate. Also, wouldn't I die just as well if I jumped off a cliff without a weight? Personally I think it's overkill!

Every thread you reply in just becomes an argument, glad a few sensible people posted in here, on subject, with some sense, and not a feeling on over self importance between them.

Glad I can contribute to some sense of action around 'ere, every forum needs a good string of opinionated angry-cats, am I right? No endless gushing/fellating without an equal opportunity, this shit ain't discriminatory.

Now, ThongyDonk, be cool. The internet is not serious business.

 

[ThongyDonk]

No, it's called teasing ThongyDonk. This seems to be a matter of not knowing what the word troll means.

This you could never do, you're an idiot, therfore i care not what you say, every post you type i skim straight past as its usually a pile of crap aimed at trying to insult someone

I'm a geek.

well i wouldn't go that easy on yourself.

try using one or more of the following
stupid
Worthless
pointless
Waste of natural resources
lonely
Freak

please now, go somewhere you are more welcome, i think it ends in Parlour and begins with funeral???

 

[ThongyDonk]

lOOK AT ME! i'M EVERYBODY WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD1 i LIKE TO CATEGORIZE AS EITHER AWESOME OR CRAPPY GAMES i HAVEN'T PLAYED BEFORE!

yes child you are correct, i phear you, i listen to you, i care for you, now here, take this gun, and use it wisely, remember the barrel goes against your forehead?

 

[Amir0x]

This you could never do, you're an idiot, therfore i care not what you say, every post you type i skim straight past as its usually a pile of crap aimed at trying to insult someone

Uh, dude. If this is true, why did you just write that long-winded insult which clearly implied that you had the presence of mind to read my statement? You're a man of conflicted nature!

please now, go somewhere you are more welcome, i think it ends in Parlour and begins with funeral???

Man, Thongy, that shit is cold. Wanting people to die! I don't want anyone to die, I love everyone!

 

[Speevy]

Yeah, even if I wanted you to die, I would at least extend you the courtesy of killing you myself.

 

[Amir0x]

Yeah, even if I wanted you to die, I would at least extend you the courtesy of killing you myself.

I know! It's only common courtesy. See, Speevy is a man of honor. He knows the plan.

 

[NLB2]

Damn, I can't believe someone would marry a little bitch like Thongy :lol. I would make some assumptions about your wife if I wasn't afraid of -jinx-.

 

[Amir0x]

Damn, I can't believe someone would marry a little bitch like Thongy :lol. I would make some assumptions about your wife if I wasn't afraid of -jinx-.

Heh, wait, -jinx- and Thongy are married?

 

[Uter]

This isn't "discussing videogames" or providing "necessary criticism", it is trolling.

No, it's called teasing ThongyDonk. This seems to be a matter of not knowing what the word troll means.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

AmirOx

You forgot the check box

[ ] Are you a big fat american idiot, who thinks he (a) is Funny (b) can try to mock people due to your own inadequacies (c) is well liked, yet no one actually gives a shit if you blow up and die and (d) contributes to the world, but really just depletes resources that would be better used by sea slugs?

If you checked that box. buy the game, lighten up, don't think anyone actually cares what you say, then go jump off a cliff holding a big heavy weight!!

Every thread you reply in just becomes an argument, glad a few sensible people posted in here, on subject, with some sense, and not a feeling on over self importance between them.

Amazingly enough, ThongyDonk doesn't seem to have taken it as just simple "teasing". And why wouldn't he take your response to his light hearted hype post personally?

I really do think that Ninty are on to a winner here, the Japs will love it, Kids in playgrounds will love it, showing off their dogs, who's is best etc.

I'm not Japanese.
I'm not a kid.
I'm not female.
I have a dog.
I don't need virtual pet to know who is the best.
I have balls, and am not bitchwhipped by my girlfriend/wife.

I guess I am not the audience, ThongyDonk! This should be a checklist on Nintendo's website!

CLICK HERE FOR NINTENDOGS CHECKLIST OF "DOES THIS GAME APPEAL TO YOU?"

[ ] Are you a bitch?
[ ] Are you under the age of 12?
[ ] Do you own a Dog?
[ ] If you don't own a Dog, did your mom take one away from you when you were young?
[ ] If so, did you cry for days and long for the day someone would make a virtual pet game?
[ ] Do you have balls?
[ ] Are you Japanese? Are you feeling Japanese? Do you really think so?

SCORE BELOW.

IF SCORE ABOVE 4, NINTENDOGS IS FOR YOU.
IF SCORE LESS THAN 4, YOU HAVE BALLS AND IT IS NOT FOR YOU.

http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/T/troll.html

2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, “Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll.”

You are regularly posting in, AFAIK, all the Nintendogs threads, you do not simply provide "necessary criticism" but you attack people who show interest in Nintendogs or its "potential". Now you want to portray your ad hominem attacks on ThongyDonk as just being "teasing", though anyone can see from the tone of his posts that he justifiably took it as a personal attack and considered it offensive. Instead of simply apologizing, you attempt to justify and defend your inane and moronic personal attack.

This is all you seem to do in these Nintendogs threads. IMHO you certainly fit the definition of a troll, your own history in these Nintendogs threads to me is ample proof of that. Do you have anything new that is constructive or critical to debate or say about this game which you have never played? If not, SHUT THE F*CK UP, TROLL.

 

[Amir0x]

You are regularly posting in, AFAIK, all the Nintendogs threads, you do not simply provide "necessary criticism" but you attack people who show interest in Nintendogs or its "potential". Now you want to portray your ad hominem attacks on ThongyDonk as just being "teasing", though anyone can see from the tone of his posts that he justifiably took it as a personal attack and considered it offensive. Instead of simply apologizing, you attempt to justify and defend your inane and moronic personal attack.

I think we can see from his posts, and your own, that you two both take the internet too seriously. It's not my fault we went from teasing to "I want to kill you, bitch." That's all him. Frankly, at this point, I'm being nice. After his explosion, one would actually expect him to apologize, since my original tease was just jokingly referencing his own mini check-list of who Nintendogs will appeal to. Again, not my problem that he did not see it that way. Internet = serious business.

This is all you seem to do in these Nintendogs threads. IMHO you certainly fit the definition of a troll, your own history in these Nintendogs threads to me is ample proof of that. Do you have anything new that is constructive or critical to debate or say about this game which you have never played? If not, SHUT THE F*CK UP, TROLL.

Actually, I've had many long debates in Nintendogs threads specifically because I list my "necessary criticisms". Just because I also fool around in the threads and tease people about the game from time to time as well does not constitute trolling. Again, learn what trolling means. If after reading that definition you cannot understand it, then it's coming down to you needing to lighten up.

I will joke about and comment on the game as many times as I want. "Do you have any NEW WAYS to gush about a game? No? Then shut the fuck up." See how silly that sounds?

Now, Uter, you be nice in the future. We don't want to teach you what is REALLY serious business.

 

[Red Scarlet]

I doubt you've played this game, either. No one has played the final game.

Dismissing negative responses for a game that hasn't been played, while not dismissing positive responses for a game that hasn't been played is stupid. He has every right to discuss his dislike, as you have a right to discuss your like.

OT: my dogs pwn.

 

[Amir0x]

I doubt you've played this game, either. No one has played the final game.

Dismissing negative responses for a game that hasn't been played, while not dismissing positive responses for a game that hasn't been played is stupid. He has every right to discuss his dislike, as you have a right to discuss your like.

OT: my dogs pwn.

I want a mini-collie.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

:lol :lol :lol


oh man i never entered this thread thinking it was just some Ntots giving each other cool nicknames like "YO WHERE MY NINTENDAWGS AT HOLLAAAA"

 

[Red Scarlet]

My responses to the checklist would cause the world to implode, so says Amir0x. So I won't fill it out.

 

[Amir0x]

My responses to the checklist would cause the world to implode, so says Amir0x. So I won't fill it out.

We can use Armaggedon! :lol

 

[Sho Nuff]

 

[masud]

:lol You guys are awesome! I would love to be there when you realize how you sound.

 

[Odnetnin]

learn to add Amirox to ignore list. It makes the forum a better place.

 

[AniHawk]

Amir0x, do you like Jak II? If not, well...

 

[JackFrost2012]

learn to add Amirox to ignore list. It makes the forum a better place.

I'd rather the problem be cured directly, instead of just treating the symptoms.

 

[rod]

learn to add Amirox to ignore list. It makes the forum a better place.

IAWTP.

im only fairly new here and just have a read through the threads most of the time, but jesus christ sharing an opinion is one thing but the threads end up becoming "someone who disagrees with amir0x vs amirox" for the whole thread

 

[AniHawk]

IAWTP.

im only fairly new here and just have a read through the threads most of the time, but jesus christ sharing an opinion is one thing but the threads end up becoming "someone who disagrees with amir0x vs amirox" for the whole thread

I think amir0x would have something to say about that.

 

[rod]

I think amir0x would have something to say about that.

amir0x has something to say about everything.

 

[Eric-GCA]

I'll say this, it was definately amusing watching the game in action during the keynote.