As I had occasionally posted about on the predecessor of this forum, I had spent almost 7 years of my life monitoring Metro Atlanta traffic for the GA DOT throught the use of close-circuit cameras set up along the interstate system. Seeing accidents happen. Watching traffic back up. Occassionally witnessing some very gruesome end results, such as body parts on the road and, on one horrific day, seeing a car full of people burn completely up because there was nothing anyone could do in time. And while far from it for me to say that cellphone usage by distracted motorists were the primary culprits of these situations, I think, in light of what I've seen and had delt with, that if given the opportunity, I would GLADLY CAP EACH AND EVERY GOD-DAMMED MOTHER-FUCKIN' MORON I SEE DRIVING WHILE ON THEIR GOD-DAMMED PIECE OF SHIT CELLPHONES STUCK NEXT TO THEIR SHIT-FILLED HEADS, SO HELP ME GOD. Needless to say, I use a complete hands-free option for my phone, if I ever deem it necessary to use the frickin' thing while on the road-something that I take great pains not to use while in motion. After all, if these GOD-DAMMED FUCKTARDS CAN'T LEARN ANY-FUCKING-THING FROM THEIR MISTAKES, at least I should, having observed them doing it, and the end-results. Not to say that I'm a perfect driver-I actually think that I'm only fair at best-but that I try to keep in mind what I have seen and do my utmost not to do it myself.
And, yes, I'm aware that I have anger issues. It's just that the stupidity of my fellow man does not do me many favors. If only if I had chosen the life of a hermit....