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[eso76]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

Not so fast in claiming your prize, semen.

my last name is pronounced "BITCHY". It's not that it "may sound like", even, it's bitchy, exactly.

 

[rex64]

bitchy is a kick-ass surname

 

[pringles]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/190464.html

 

[Brobzoid]

My first name is Jerker. Yep. And not only does it sound like that, you spell it exactly like that.

It's swedish and related to the name Erik, somehow.

Damn man, you born in 1850?

 

[Baraka in the White House]

At my last job there was a Dutch guy called Cock Van der Boom.

Dutch guy called Cock Van der Boom.

Cock Van der Boom

:lol :lol :lol

 

[GMB]

Damn man, you born in 1850?

I wish. :lol

 

[Pezking]

This is Caesar von Hofacker:

Also:

 

[tekumseh]

Watching the Dodgers/Giants last night. Gints had a relief pitcher come in whose first name was:


MERKIN

That's right: His parents named him after a wig for your junk....:lol

 

[subrock]

Last name is Hoar.

One thing I have had lots of time to think about, when your last name is a swear word, it makes it harder to make the funny. If my name was Bart Fenis the jokes would never end.

Edit: interesting side note. My dad's name: Randy Hoar

 

[smoothj]

My name is Jorge (hor-hey)
I always ALWAYS get the "hey whore" joke....

oh and in elementary school our principals name was Dr. De Cock :lol :lol
it never clicked until a few years ago.

oh and...

 

[rpmurphy]

A taiwanese friend of mine was ms. Wang

Yeah, but it's pronounced the same as Wong.

 

[Dabookerman]

I know someone called Boom de Poom

Spoiler

I wish

 

[UraMallas]

I knew a girl in grade school named Theresa, Theresa Ho.

There's a Ho.

Luckily, I caught it while I was still in grade school and was able to make fun of her often!

 

[JimiNutz]

I knew a guy called Hugh Cochnosse or 'Huge CockNose' as we liked to call him.
The funny thing was that he had a really fucking big nose. I mean like massive.

Anytime I saw him out in public I'd slap him on the back, and greet him very loudly with, 'Sup CockNose?'

Hilarity often ensued :lol

 

[Fersis]

My first name is a common one (Check my GAF username) but my second one is an Argentinean Native name which means wolverine/Tiger or something like that
(A kind of wild cat but bigger )

 

[Dyno]

Knew an african dude working in a metal plant named PRINCE CHARLES AKINWANDE.

When I first heard is I was like "say that first name again." PRINCE CHARLES.

Quite pimping, I thought. Then a couple years later an Asian guy comes to work.

MAN SAI TIGER BOOLUU. That tiger isn't a nickname. It's just one of his given middle names. Nice guy, he even looked like his name. So far he wins the name game in my life.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

hahaha you guys, wang and ho, how funny

 

[daw840]

When I worked in collections there were so many funny names circulating that office. A few of the best:

Hisuk Dong

Huckleberry Nakedhead

Sparkle Titsworth (I assume this name was not given her/him at birth)

 

[slider]

I always post this but no one ever seems to remember it. Olde Worlde English and an ever so subtle hint of jingoism but there you go.

 

[Hootie]

 

[Dyno]

Man I love that letter! Such a perfect example of English droll.

 

[slider]

Man I love that letter! Such a perfect example of English droll.

It's Reggie and Archibald that seal it for me.

 

[Roughmar]

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

qual rapaz?

A lot of foreign people also have trouble with my version of Simon.

 

[Xabora]

Sparkle Titsworth (I assume this name was not given her/him at birth)

That was well worth the google. :lol

 

[beje]

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

Same here. It looks like Álvaro (wich is a common name) is surprisingly impossible to be properly pronounced outside spanish. It's just /'α:lbα:rɔ:/, there's no need to say it the hard and complicated way with strange diphtongs and the stress the other way round. It amazes me how non-spanish speakers still have a hard time pronouncing it after I repeat it aloud several times.

btw, I'm surprised nobody posted this yet:

 

[Truant]

I work with IT, and our service/support department once had to create a user for one of our clients called WANKIT, based on the user-name policy they had decided.

 

[parrotbeak]

Nah, try again.

China, Szemun?

 

[nitewulf]

knew a kid in HS named Young Ho.
a pretty common name where i come from is Ashfuck.

 

[Aurora]

I always post this but no one ever seems to remember it. Olde Worlde English and an ever so subtle hint of jingoism but there you go.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2z71v0p.jpg

Also, the name mentioned is not Turkish in the slightest.

 

[fallengorn]

OP should join the navy so people can call you Seaman Semen.

 

[slider]

Also, the name mentioned is not Turkish in the slightest.

Fair enough. But I wouldn't say in the slightest... I'd imagine Mustafa is fairly commonplace in Turkey.

 

[durendal]

I'm portuguese, and I have a name that is almost impossible to pronounce correctly for anyone who is not a native portuguese speaker.

It's irritating.

Is it Simao or something? I must know. It's irritating.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

There's a huge population of Viets and Chinese here so I see my fair share of Ho's and Wang's. One of my best friend's is named Ki-Yen (Fiona) Poon though, I always thought it was the perfect natural pornstar name :lol

 

[D-Fens]

There's a famous TV host in Israel named Guy Penis. No joke.

 

[Parallax]

I knew a guy named fausto aleman. To this day i think his parents must have had a wicked sense of humor.

 

[Treo360]

Either Russian or Ukrainian

Fake edit: beaten

 

[Eyemus Lutt]

I know an African guy called Jaber and everyone including him pronounces it Jabba, just like the Hutt

 

[Ninja Scooter]

when i was in high school there was an asian girl named Poo See.

 

[SapientWolf]

when i was in high school there was an asian girl named Poo See.

"Poo see. Has anyone here seen Poo See?"

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I have come across

Ku Ka Chu
Poppy Smallbone
Dora De Durangpurang

I wish my name was more interesting.

 

[ZealousD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15599992&postcount=88

 

[Tornado Condor]

semen?:lol :lol :lol

 

[Sinatar]

 

[Maximilian E.]

I could easily see MS using this guy for the next "IM PC" commercial in asia..

 

[Steppenwolf]

In my german hometown there is a girl named Viola Möse. Translates to something like Pink Pussy.

 

[Mar]

Gaf, I give you: Richard Face

 

[Flynn]

I just want to inform you, that no matter how shitty you think your name is.

My first name is pronounced semen.

Yes, semen. Cum. Juice. Ballsauce.

Beat that shit.

I wish I was your friend. Because every time I beat you at a game or won a bet against you, I'd say, "In your face, Siemen!"

 

[btf1980]

Can't believe no one has mentioned Dick Armey yet.

In high school, this kids last name was Asdiger. When taking attendance, a teacher called him ass digger. For the next 4 years in high school, the kid was forever known as ass digger. :lol

 

[professor_t]

Heywood Jablomi, Esq.

 

[Cerebral Assassin]

I once worked with a guy called Kok-Man Lee(he called himself Andy though).