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[COCKLES]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm

:lol

It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

Men should get a haircut every 15 days, it recommended.

 

[Doom_Bringer]

Nice title :lol

for a second I was like "WTF!??!!!"

 

[CloudNL]

Nice title :lol

for a second I was like "WTF!??!!!"

Me too. 0.2 seconds. :lol

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I actually opened my mouth as if to gasp, then read the rest

Damn you :lol

 

[Arluss]

Being on the TV will sure teach them for having individuality.

 

[cvxfreak]

Jesus lord I was about to scream :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.

What? Do they eat their hair when they cut it over there?

 

[Iceman]

Yeah, I was about to say, WTH? Those morons!!

Glad to see that my initial reaction is still appropriate.

although I am happy to see that if Korea ever did take over the world that I would be all squared away in the haircut department.

 

[ShadowRed]

Well for all you people shitting your breaches over the title. N. Korea wouldn't have to declare war as the last war was never concluded.

 

[Arluss]

So, they had previous haircut wars?

 

[LakeEarth]

So, they had previous haircut wars?

Obviously you haven't heard of the Battle of Fort Muttonchop

 

[Mugen]

Meh, declaring war before attacking ANYTHING is a bad tactical move IMO. Whatever happens to the element of surprise?

 

[Arluss]

I blame my modern education on that.

 

[Neo_ZX]

This kinda goes against the trend of successful people having overgrown hair. Then again success doesn't necessarily = intelligence.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Meh, declaring war before attacking ANYTHING is a bad tactical move IMO. Whatever happens to the element of surprise?

I imagine random hair follicles trying to blend in with the rest of the hair follicles, and when troops invade the Hair capital of Scalp, they walk up and give them cans of Coke. But the cans of Coke are really explosives, and when they pull the tab, kablooey. Also, I think that most of the rebel follicles attempting this would be younger strains. I mean, you can't sacrifice the adults in such a way. They need the older strains to drive the jeeps, fire the AA guns, and shoot down the invaders with AKs. Common sense.

 

[Asbel]

:lol Sure this isn't just propaganda to say that men are smarter than women?

Meh, declaring war before attacking ANYTHING is a bad tactical move IMO. Whatever happens to the element of surprise?

Not if the suprise attack does more to unite your enemies against you ala US vs JP.

 

[Arluss]

Sure this isn't just propaganda to say that men are smarter than women?

You mean women are smart? j/k

Could be... I love all these weird subersive techniques.

 

[Drexon]

I just saw Team America.

 

[LizardKing]

um, hair is dead past like a micrometer in length. it makes zero difference to your body what the length is. it consumes no different amount of nutrition. way to brain wash.

 

[Drexon]

um, hair is dead past like a micrometer in length. it makes zero difference to your body what the length is. it consumes no different amount of nutrition. way to brain wash.

Thank you, king of the obvious.