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Nostalgia-Age: A Prehistory of NeoGAF

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Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Recently I've rediscovered Goodcow's archive of selected Pre-NeoGAF threads, and I want to share the wonder and sheer embarassment with everyone by going over what came before.

UBB Era: The Forum Of An Internet Gaming News Site
Main Page. 07/2000
General Forum, Page 1. 07/06/2000 (Goes to Page 6. No threads viewable.)
General Forum, Page 1. 11/14/2000 (The ArtX thread with 593 replies was known as Superkyro 2 at the time)

While this is actually the second incarnation of the forum, it is the first under the Gaming-Age name, with website staff managing it. Mods from that time who are still around include bishoptl and Jim, and some former GA staffers like Alucard and Drinky Crow (aka Castellan aka Wrathful God of Moses aka Doug) continue to post in a non-moderation role. GAF was definitely a much smaller forum than it is today and not many threads went into multiple pages. The Off-Topic Forum didn't even exist then. It went on for a few years until certain folks at IGN offered to host our forum using their software.

Sample Threads:
Who's NOT getting a PS2 simply because of price? - Hilarious in hindsight.
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THESE!!!! OMG!!! - Bickering over framerates and sales figures isn't new apparently.
GOOD GRIEF!!! Internet porn is getting ridiculous! - Thread derail representative of an old GAF personality.
Kutaragi-san talks PS3 - Amusing how speculation ran wild back then.
wanna a PS2? just $1074.... - Ebay Shenanigans Part 1
Opa is the proud owner of a PS2! - Ebay Shenanigans Part 2
Opa-opa makes the web news - Ebay Shenanigans Part 3
Opa-opa facing legal trouble - Ebay Shenanigans Part 4
Woo hoo! I got banned by Ebay - Ebay Shenanigans Part 5


Snowboards Era: IGN Sponsorship
Main Page. 04/2001
General Forum, Page 1. 03/30/2001 (Goes to Page 10 and more, but not sequentially. No threads viewable.)

The most notable change about the new software was the lack of images in posts, which was sorely lamented by some. Also during this time certain members were awared "VIP" status which proved problematic. Otherwise, things continued pretty much as they had until IGN decided to boot us off their servers, but with bums like myself becoming mods.

Sample Threads:
Portable Saturn? Sort of. Check this out.... - Second to last post is an example of the horror that was Deadmeat, although that last line is kinda funny now.
Ouch! The N64 is not aging well (2)


Ezboards Part I: Refugee Camp
Main Page. 07/2001
General Forum, Page 1. 07/29/2001
General Forum, Page 1. 07/31/2001

After abruptly losing our home, we ended up turning to the website that hosted forums without money or setup. It was here that the forum started to take on a life of its own as members gradually took more control over the management of the forum and GA staff proper grew less interested, not to mention the rise of rival forums on the same free system. Since accounts were shared system-wide, many had to change their names to avoid conflicts and simply adding "GA" was fairly common. Unfortunately, it turned out that the free hosting provided by Ezboards was inadequate to our needs.

Sample Threads:
GameCube here I come - Hype over Gamecube, courtesy of Diablos.
I did it I beat FF7 (2) - Orin's personal victory.
Nintendo to ship 1.1 million GameCube systems for US launch (2, 3) - Early Sales-Age
Squaresoft: Obsolete, Unnecessary, and Unwanted...oh well - Rantings of a Nintendo fanboy.


Ezboards Part II: Traffic Manipulation
Main Page. 04/2002
General Forum, Page 1. 04/06/2002

This was the solution a certain member came up with. The cost of upgrading an Ezboard forum to Gold membership was based upon the traffic it received, and GAF ran up a bill in the thousands of dollars. However, a newly created forum had no traffic and cost only $30 to upgrade. We simply moved over to a duplicate forum to get around our actual upgrade bill.

Sample Threads:
Ferrio's Art Contest. VOTING OVER. RESULTS ARE IN! - A lot of these photoshops are beyond crude, but at least they were mildly creative.
Okay, who is messing with teh forum - Contains evidence of an old GAF meme.
Rare buyout rumors take shape - Amusing on multiple levels.


Ezboards Part III: Redux
Main Page. 06/2002
Gaming Forum, Page 1. 06/22/2002
The Lounge, Page 1. 06/20/2002

Gold membership lasted only six months, by which time we were faced with an even higher bill than last time, but by then the original forum had long since fallen silent and so the upgrade cost was once again the minimal $30. Not even paying out of pocket thanks to old donation money, we just switched back. It was entirely possible to continue pulling off this scam, but our relationship with forementioned rival forums and their mischief drew attention from Ezboard staff, including the CEO himself. We were also increasingly frustrated with the limitations of Ezboard software. When it came time to renew, Jim found us a new host instead.


Gamesquad Era: The Dark Ages
Main Page. 02/2003
Gaming Forum, Page 1. 11/18/2002

During gamesquad we had a myriad of issues including spyware, audio ads, popups, and especially server load. The latter might have been addressed had we been able to do optimizations on the server, but it wasn't possible as only Jim had access and he was highly preoccupied at the time. It was a black box to us. The forum became closed to the public to mitigate traffic, but during events like E3 the forums were almost completely down.

What brought everything to a head was database corruption originating in a thread about Puzzledonkey, which we could not fix. A drive for donations was started when it was clear the forum was a sinking ship and we had to find new hosting, except this time we wouldn't be relying on outside parties for everything like we've done in the past. No black boxes. No strings. No landlords. We could have taken up a few kind offers from certain people, but it would have just put us in the same uncertain situation we had grown to hate. Sure enough, it wasn't long before the forum went down completely. What came after is the forum you're viewing today.

Sample Threads:
Female Troubles - Now Shuri-free! - Things never change.
Nostradamus's predictions for the next few years: - Always funny to laugh at these things.
I f'cking hate this forum. - Yes, FHUTA is over five years old.
Nintendo Announces Dual-Screened Portable Game System; ``Mystery'' Product to Launch (2, 3, 4, 5) - Amusing speculation over the DS.
no more goat secx.... - End of an era!
Whale explodes in middle of the street... - Before Gaborn News, we had this.
GA Forum Quotes - This thread includes the secret to the Magazine Rack meme.
So, I've started some kind of a GA thread archive (2000-2001 so far, and not done) - Here we come full circle.

Finally, The End Of Days. 05/2004

Note: Due to how Goodcow handled images, some images and avatars are missing or incorrect. Furthermore, the threads linked in this post represent only a small fraction of the actual archive.
 
Wow, a lot of those usernames bring back memories.

I'm pretty sure I was on all of these, although I didn't always make the jump immediately. I particularly remember jumping boards to avoid the fees.
 

Mason

Member
Where's the original MEGATON thread where Federman posted that pixelated picture of three mascots together?


edit: OMG, reading through that stuff and seeing those old avatars and usernames... that takes me back a bit.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Mason said:
Where's the original MEGATON thread where Federman posted that pixelated picture of three mascots together?
Federman aka Willco made a post saying he didn't save it, just his Rare Buyout thread. However, who knows if he still has it even if we were able to ask him.
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
Ignatz Mouse said:
Wow, a lot of those usernames bring back memories.

I'm pretty sure I was on all of these, although I didn't always make the jump immediately. I particularly remember jumping boards to avoid the fees.
Evilore avatar was a little cute cow?
Awesome.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Shorty said:
The threads were so short back then. Cute :lol
Yeah, it's kinda telling how the largest threads of the UBB forum by far were 450+ posts (Superkyro) and 590+ posts (Superkyro 2). By today's standards they are rather small.

Fersis said:
Evilore avatar was a little cute cow?
Awesome.
Like I said, some avatars are incorrect, EviLore's being one of them.
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
Twenty years from now, there will be forty year old gaffers dealing with girl age threads made by kids born in the year 2000. That fucking blows my mind. Well, that's assuming the board is still around and/or the robot menace doesn't occur.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Memories~
Fuck, has it really been almost 7 years since I started posting here. Holy crap.
 

Calcaneus

Member
Awesome thread. I always have an obsession with looking with vintage forum threads. Wish I had found GAF way back then rather than hanging in random anime boards. Though around 2000, I probably wouldn't have been allowed membership at 11 years old.

I've only read the OP, but I'm definitely gonna take a look at those threads.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
-PXG- said:
Wow. I didn't know GAF has so much history.
There's a lot I left out, like how the Off-Topic Forum started as a dumping ground for volatile topics like politics or religion as civil OT topics were still permitted in the General Forum.
 

Fersis

It is illegal to Tag Fish in Tag Fishing Sanctuaries by law 38.36 of the GAF Wildlife Act
Hitokage said:
Yeah, it's kinda telling how the largest threads of the UBB forum by far were 450+ posts (Superkyro) and 590+ posts (Superkyro 2). By today's standards they are rather small.

Like I said, some avatars are incorrect, EviLore's being one of them.
:/

I sadly miss all the prehistory of GAF. Im kind of a new member (Member since 2008).
Anyway, i wuv you guys!
 

dark10x

Digital Foundry pixel pusher
I actually remember the forum before the UBB (when it was just a long ass list of threads). I started posting sometime around then. Ah, the memories...
 

andycapps

Member
BlueTsunami said:
Twenty years from now, there will be forty year old gaffers dealing with girl age threads made by kids born in the year 2000. That fucking blows my mind. Well, that's assuming the board is still around and/or the robot menace doesn't occur.

Yeah, Terminators will have destroyed us by then.

What was Bish's avatar back then before Samuel L?
 

tenritsu

Banned
Pretty interesting stuff. I've only been here for a couple of years. Wish I had seen the interesting stuff that happened before I came firsthand haha.
 

kamorra

Fuck Cancer
BlueTsunami said:
Twenty years from now, there will be forty year old gaffers dealing with girl age threads made by kids born in the year 2000. That fucking blows my mind. Well, that's assuming the board is still around and/or the robot menace doesn't occur.

I wish ;(
 
Heh, reading through these (when they were posted on IRC) as a relative GAF newb it's quite surprising how little GAF's changed. I don't know if Hito has linked it, but there was a girl-age thread before that name came around, and "fuck her in [sic] the ass" was the first reply. This was in 2003.

EDIT: Ah yes, he did.
 

Bernbaum

Member
Pretty awesome seeing the humble beginnings and how short the threads were.

I guess we take it for granted that any moron who has a brain fart and clicks 'Post new topic' will receive pages and pages of responses.
 

djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
Great read... I remember reading a bit of goodcow's archive a while back. Though you cut off the GAF right before it became NeoGAF (after its revival in June 2004)... that's where I started on :p
 

ckohler

Member
I can only find myself in the 2004 threads so I guess that's when I joined. I thought it was earlier than that, though. Maybe I was just a lurker before then.
 

bjork

Member
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bjork said:
:lol

Makes me wish I registered earlier and posted more back then. Probably only had a handful of posts before NeoGAF. I wanted to see myself. :(



Actually, I wish I never registered.
 

1-D_FTW

Member
Bernbaum said:
Pretty awesome seeing the humble beginnings and how short the threads were.

I guess we take it for granted that any moron who has a brain fart and clicks 'Post new topic' will receive pages and pages of responses.

I've had multiple user names through the years, but I remember my first post on Neogaf. Got the address from Marty Chinn's E3 tapes. And when a bunch of Sega Dreamcast swag showed up from the Sega Quake 3 online tournament, I posted about an ebay auction with some cool swag (mine.) Figured it was an easy way to get a couple hundred hits on my auction.:lol
 

Fatghost

Gas Guzzler
Opa-Opa, Futami, Deadmeat and the rest are still great entertaining posters.


Fu's latest stuff especially is hilarious. :D
 

Tarazet

Member
Fatghost said:
Opa-Opa, Futami, Deadmeat and the rest are still great entertaining posters.


Fu's latest stuff especially is hilarious. :D

If he ever gets that clothing line off the ground I bet he buys NeoGAF.
 
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