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Nosttodrunkus prediction time: nVidia will own Intel before 2028

Shogmaster

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As Jensen keep masturing his Trump pleasuring skills, Trump will soon end up handing over the 10% U.S. government owned shares of Intel for all the on the low low looooooow bribes, then will strong-arm rest of the majority stocks owned by various venture capital/investment firms, allowing nVidia to be majority stock holder of Intel.

As we know, nVidia owns about 4% of Intel, and by Titan Lake (2029), nVidia will be providing GPU blocks for Intel's top end APUs. Already nVidia has ARM powered AI mini supercomputer box, DGX Soarks, out in the market (20 core ARM CPU, RTX 5070 based GPU block, 128GB LPDDR5X) for $4K+. That box would be MUCH more appealing with an X86/64 CPU cluster, so that's where Intel comes in.

Jensen always wanted a CPU IP of his own, attempting to buy ARM outright several years ago ( and failed). Now the time and circumstances have aligned to give him the perfect opportunity to own Intel, and X86/64 license ofbhis iwn, to make entirely nVidia based APUs.

This will mean two Taiwanese cousins will control workd's only two X86/64 CPU and dominant GPU companies: Lisa Su with AMD/Radeon, and Jensen Huang with Intel/nVidia.

May the best cousin win!



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You do realize that trump invested in them heavily to prevent that from ever happening. It's crucial to national security so naw bro we good.
 
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yeah, no. too much of a monopoly as it is. no way the fedgov, under either a republican or a democrat, would allow that to happen.
 
You do realize that trump invested in them heavily to prevent that from ever happening. It's crucial to national security so naw bro we good.
Nvidia is an American company, I don't think national security is a concern. Antitrust might apply though.
 
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