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[Elektro Demon]

Before you start reading, this thread has M rating - mature. Just so you know.

Okay. I don't mean a red traffic light, here I'm talking about something else. Before you uncover the spoiler, I warn you it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I can only imagine the cringe your boss would feel if he saw what you were
reading about in this thread.

Spoiler

What I mean by red light is womens period. Vag blood. So the question is, have you ever had sex with a girl that's on her period?
I have, and it's not fun. There's no lack of lubrication or anything, but there's blood on your schmekel and it smells. I did it once, and I don't plan on doing it again.

 

[ExpandKong]

Oh you're talking about red wings

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

My favourite period to have sex with girl.

 

[Orpheum]

Yes. the more lube the better

 

[Elektro Demon]

Oh you're talking about red wings

Never heard that term. From where I'm from, people always joke about it with a question have you ever gone through a red light.

 

[Can't decide]

No not for years, things can get far too messy, that's why if it's flowing pink, you put it in the stink.

 

[MayauMiao]

Can't handle the smell of period blood so no.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Goddammit it's too early for this shit.

I think I made the right decision by never fucking.

 

[Son Tofu]

Man... are you talking about red wings? Yes. Numerous times.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Man... are you talking about red wings? Yes. Numerous times.

After some research, yes it seems I'm talking about red wings.
But why numerous times? I tried it once, it was enough for me.
How do you deal with the stench?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

yes my first girlfriend once wanted me to do her while she was on her period. was a little messy, yes.

when they want it, they want it. im not gonna say no.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I thought red wings was going down on a girl on her period? My buddy's first time he ate a girl out he did that unknowingly. Fucking kill me.

If we're just talking about period sex, then yes many times. Usually in the shower, it looks like The Shining

 

[Son Tofu]

I thought red wings was going down on a girl on her period?

It is.

 

[infinitys_7th]

That's when you counter-offer with butt sex.

Works 50% of the time, but it's worth it.

 

[Super Mario]

I used to think I was all cool doing this. Now, I'm completely over it. It's gross

 

[Cunth]

I call it ketchup Weiner

 

[ScarletSpider]

I love fuckin my old lady on her period. Just shower afterward problem solved

 

[Daxter32jak]

I used to do it regularly with my ex gf, up until last year I did it with a new girl and holy fkn moly did that thing REEK.

It smelled like absolute death I lost my hard and everything. The real question would anyone have the courage to tell the girl that. I know I can't.

 

[MDSLKTR]

Hell to the no, if she insists then she's out of the house. Period week is BJ week.

 

[synchronicity]

I've done it accidentally with my ex-wife a few times. She didn't know she had started, and in these instances it was dark enough that I didn't notice - until I get up after and go to the bathroom looking like I've been stabbed in the junk.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Yes and I've even smeared it on my face like war paint afterwards.

 

[Kacchan]

From poop to red wings. By gawd are you maturing into a valuable member of the community.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Ehh.. hundreds of times? Be horny, have girlfriend on period.. have sex...

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[DonJorginho]

As long as neither of you are squeamish with blood and both keep yourselves clean after then I don't see the issue.

My ex was seriously horny after us not having sex during a long period so she asked me if I would want to do it with her still on.

I was initially not for it, but I manned up and it was actually one of the best times we had together in that regard, also made her feel better after in terms to period pains, so it was a win win!

 

[Kamina]

I thought you mean Red Light Ditrict or something.

Sure i had sex eith my wife on her period. We dont usually do that often because it turns me off a little.

 

[Elektro Demon]

From poop to red wings. By gawd are you maturing into a valuable member of the community.

I'm going through puberty.

 

[Gargus]

Oh you're talking about red wings

Red wings is when you go down on a chic on her period and you get blood smears on your face that looks like wings. Or at least from my understanding. I think OP is talking about fucking on her period which is called stirring the paint I think.

 

[Can't decide]

I call it ketchup Weiner

 

[Tesseract]

Shark week

 

[Noboru Wataya]

I pin the bird up in the shower if the horn takes over when the seas run red.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I pin the bird up in the shower if the horn takes over when the seas run red.

 

[jadedm17]

If youre in a long distance relationship then you dont always get to pick when you see your significant other.

So yea, 4 years in my early 20s.

Extra bed sheets or use the shower.
Its really not a big deal.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight

 

[Son Tofu]

Iz only smellz

 

[haxan7]

I've done it with multiple girls, including penetration and oral.

I like looking at myself in the mirror after eating out a bloody pussy. The blood all over my face and beard makes me feel like a wolf who just made a kill.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I've done it with multiple girls, including penetration and oral.

I like looking at myself in the mirror after eating out a bloody pussy. The blood all over my face and beard makes me feel like a wolf who just made a kill.

 

[Rival]

Multiple times.

 

[Yoshi]

I have a shower. So yes.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Ya I don't care about no blood; However late first/second day can be super messy. Sure it limits the sex a bit -no oral, not as many toys, less body worship - but just throw down a towel and all is good. Besides women tend to be more sensitive when menstruating so it feels more intense for them AND making her cum helps with cramps... So win/win my dude.

 

[Pallas]

I have my red wing badge. I'm not particularly fond of it, but when you're with your girlfriend who is horny af and mentions how orgasms are natural pain killers, who am I to deny her that satisfaction? Just a bit of preparation and it'll be fine.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Anyone old enough should have that merit badge already.

 

[Halo is Back]

Yes and for some reason she told me it made her more horny at that one point in time. However, I do not recommend it

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

If you're not getting head, handjob, paizuri, or anal you've failed to prepare adequately.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yes and for some reason she told me it made her more horny at that one point in time. However, I do not recommend it

 

[DESTROYA]

Why am I not surprised another bodily fluid thread by OP.
Good job, I like it

 

[DESTROYA]

My favourite period to have sex with girl.

I think you meant to say is I want to have sex with a girl.period.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I think you meant to say is I want to have sex with a girl.period.

Jokes on you, I'm a homosexual.

 

[Halo is Back]

Jokes on you, I'm a homosexual.

That would explain the undying love you have for Kojima

 

[Rentahamster]

Yeah. It's fine. Everyone bleeds.