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[Kurtofan]

oh man how dreadful

 

[Shiggie]

should have gone sooner. bummer.

 

[massoluk]

In your hair

Totally make it more acceptable!

 

[Sunset Samurai]

David Chan, 46, a Manhattan retail manager, said he saw two guys “rubbing each other off” in a steam sauna in the locker room. Now I have this picture in my mind of other men’s sperm swimming around in the hot tubs” Chan said. “This is supposed to be a place where you can bring your family.

 

[diaspora]

Eww, those disgusting sex spas! There's so many of them, though! Which one was this, what's the street address?

Edit: Oh it's mentioned in the article, awesome. I mean, eww!

 

[Barkley's Justice]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Trojita]

I only go to superior Japanese Soaplands.

 

[KHlover]

After paying a $40 entry fee ($50 on weekends), clients don knee-length shorts and T-shirts — blue for men and hot pink for women — along with a watch that serves as both a locker key and charge card for food, drinks, massages and facials.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[hydrophilic attack]

This article makes me want to go there. Is that wrong?

 

[teruterubozu]

Any swim-up pool bar is urine central.

 

[Kinyou]

One spa-goer saw a young girl smuggled into the men’s dressing room. “When she changed clothes, I was shocked to see breasts,” wrote a Yelp reviewer in November who identified himself as John l from Queens. “I did a double take. ‘What the hell?’ I covered up and told the staff, but they did nothing.”

 

[StarHammer]

Still cleaner than a gay spa!

Umm, in what way?

 

[Arkeband]

Places like this exist legally in the UK:

NSFW: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-is-what-a-night-in-essexs-top-swingers-spa-is-actually-like-349

I assume the existence of such places would (slightly) reduce this kind of thing in more family-oriented spas.


Edit: Also I meant the law isn't succesfully stopping people

"I dunno – you've never blown me. I ain't got a cock, 'ave I?" says Val

 

[krazen]

New York Post stays snitching and ruining everyone's fun.

That said, a 6am stripper party in a hot tub is the thing of mythical rap videos.

 

[Schattenjäger]

Honestly I was expecting a

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

When you see somebody on someone’s lap bouncing up and down and the jets aren’t turned on, you know what’s happening.”

SOLUTION: Turn the Jets On!!!!!


😏😏😏😏😏

 

[psynergylover]

newcomer: Damn it!!! some left shampoo near the pool!!
frequent visitor: *grins* Tha's not shampoo!

 

[Wag]

I need to visit Queens.

For science.

Apparently there are other reasons people go to Queens, other than to go to the Airport or a Mets game. Who knew?

 

[Dicer]

Don't like it, don't go...simple

 

[MogCakes]

Yeah....a spa is a prime location where people will want to have sex. Especially a place like this.

 

[KraytarJ]

Home of the best facials in New York

 

[Skunkers]

That article was the best advertisement that spa will ever get... I bet their clientele just doubled.

 

[Optimusdouche]

That is pretty gross. Even if it all these people weren't poisoning the place with their gunk, the idea of a pool house with hundreds of thousands of people passing through it regularly is kinda gross to me, anyway.

 

[Breads]

Yo.

Those water filters are pregnant.

 

[Kurdel]

Sounds pretty hot tbh

 

[Dennis]

STDs for eveyone.

 

[SapientWolf]

This reads like sensationalism filled, faux outrage click bait. I doubt that the spa is a 24/7 orgy, but if you mix alcohol with water you're going to get nudity.

 

[Agent_ShortBus]

I only go to superior Japanese Soaplands.

IMG

Hell yeah, im going next month. Yoshiwara district here I come....

 

[MThanded]

place just got shut down by health department

 

[Kurdel]

place just got shut down by health department

they jelly

 

[Anastasia]

Places like this exist legally in the UK:

NSFW: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-is-what-a-night-in-essexs-top-swingers-spa-is-actually-like-349

I assume the existence of such places would (slightly) reduce this kind of thing in more family-oriented spas.


Edit: Also I meant the law isn't succesfully stopping people

"It's a poignant moment, and the sauna is silent. Georgia strokes Tom's engorged dick meditatively as she listens."

This is an incredible piece of writing.

 

[ColdPizza]

When you see somebody on someone’s lap bouncing up and down and the jets aren’t turned on, you know what’s happening.”

lol

 

[SapientWolf]

place just got shut down by health department

A child got her hair sucked into a drain an almost drowned.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...s-pools-queens-spa-drowning-article-1.2549311

The Greek style orgies must have slipped beneath their notice.

 

[wanders]

There's one in sf with private rooms 😏😏😏

 

[massoluk]

I should trademark "NYC's Sex Spa" in the spirit of entrepreneurship. Looks like the market is being under-served.

 

[SenjutsuSage]

I'm absolutely disgusted. Where's the damn address..

 

[quackamole]

That place is getting worse. I also remember somebody died there last year or the year before, of natural causes but still.

 

[Concept17]

America the Prude

 

[John Kowalski]

There's one in sf with private rooms 😏😏😏

why private when public is available

 

[Alcotholic]

I think there is a spa castle owned by the same business in Texas. Do they have the same problems?

 

[Alex Stroud]

I've never gone into a pool in a city with more than a million people. Too many variables.

 

[Wag]

I've never gone into a pool in a city with more than a million people. Too many variables.

Don't worry, the chlorine kills most of the jizz.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

That's absolutely disgusting. The closure of it, I mean.

But yeah, if someone almost drowned there, something was wrong. But hey, at least it wasn't all the sex happening around!

 

[Alex Stroud]

Don't worry, the chlorine kills most of the jizz.

Phew thank god, diving in face first next time im in queens.

 

[TheMan]

I got the answer

fittingly enough, baby ruths were briefly known as peanut turdlets. not making that up.

 

[Mechanized]

Sounds like skeets doin what skeets do. Just have security guards and underwater cams.

 

[jellies_two]

There is a similar or larger place in Tokyo it's very popular, but it is clean because Japanese know the difference between public baths and soap land. Perhaps the Korean company was just naive.

 

[Circle Jerk]

The title is confusing a lot of people. This isnt a sex spa, it's a spa where people are having sex. The website promotes it as a family destination, and sex isnt on it at all. This isnt prudes shutting down a sex spa, its creepy people ruining a normal spa.

 

[Nikodemos]

Well, public baths were known in the ancient days as dens of perversion and debauchery so.... plus ca change, eh?

 

[Surface of Me]

Sounds like a fun place.