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Official 2005 NBA Draft and Offseason thread
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I'm hoping Bogut goes #1, anything to help inject some life into basketball in this country. I think if Bogut goes #1, the Hawks select Deron Williams. If Marvin Williams goes #1, then the Hawks select Bogut.
And I will cut someone if the Warriors select Hakim Warrick. Ike Digou or bust! (I expect Granger to be gone by their pick). Warrick is a perfect fit for the Nets, I'd love to see him getting passes from Jason Kidd.
And I will cut someone if the Warriors select Hakim Warrick. Ike Digou or bust! (I expect Granger to be gone by their pick). Warrick is a perfect fit for the Nets, I'd love to see him getting passes from Jason Kidd.
BatiGOOOOOOL
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Hehehe, that other aussie is one funny looking fella.
Most kickass aussie athlete ever...
Most kickass aussie athlete ever...
Space Age Playboy
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Bogut is going #1 and Marvin Williams is going #2, you can be sure of that. The Bucks won't pass up a 7' Center and the Hawks aren't going to pass up a potential superstar for the next Andre Miller.pilonv1 said:
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The Hawks already told Marvin Williams not to bother working out for anyone else.
Ninja Scooter
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Marvin Williams reads Harry Potter books.
Ninja Scooter
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from NBA matchup last night on ESPN:
Dammit! Why did the Bucks have to get the #1 pick? Why couldn't they have gotten #2?!?! Let Atlanta take him, please.
I don't like Bogut, but clearly the Bucks do. Which proves even more why I shouldn't like him. They have no clue what they are doing (bad trades, bad drafts, firing Porter they way they did...).
Where's Kohls buddy Majerus when we need him? (He doesn't like Bogut either...)
I don't like Bogut, but clearly the Bucks do. Which proves even more why I shouldn't like him. They have no clue what they are doing (bad trades, bad drafts, firing Porter they way they did...).
Where's Kohls buddy Majerus when we need him? (He doesn't like Bogut either...)
DMczaf said:Fans of the golden-age of the NBA, cover your eyes!
Fuck you DM!
There are kids who might be reading this forum. They shouldn't be allowed to see such graphic pictures of Magic or Nique.
I am going to remember this in 5 years when Jordan has gained 50 pounds and thinks he can still school the new players.
P.S. Beware of the Laker's secret!
Ninja Scooter
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why does Jordan wear gigantic suits? you'd think with all the money he has he could get some shit custom fitted. Cheapass motherfucker.
Ninja Scooter
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DMczaf said:
:lol Probably. Tightwad probably goes over the Magic's house and goes through his closet. "This shit don't fit you no'mo Magic. Let me have it!"
http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_a..._discuss_acquiring_magloire_from_new_orleans/
Damn, the Raptors would be getting fleeced if they gave up both their first rounders...
Ninja Scooter
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i bet Loki didn't know about this one. A pic of Michael after being embarassed by an AC Green crossover
Ninja Scooter said:i bet Loki didn't know about this one. A pic of Michael after being embarassed by an AC Green crossover
Jordan looks like he just got knocked out in the pic and is about to crumble to the floor. :lol
Loki's damage control should be humorous.
How many rings did A.C. win by abstaining from sex? Is it 4 or 5?
Ninja Scooter
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DMczaf said:
he might as well be. All those prime groupie years as a Laker during the showtime days wasted.
Ninja Scooter
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wtf!
Ninja Scooter said:i bet Loki didn't know about this one. A pic of Michael after being embarassed by an AC Green crossover
Don't be silly.
Anyone who actually plays basketball (you know, as opposed to just commenting on it <ahem> 
) can tell from that picture that Jordan went for the strip of the ball by trying to cut in front of Green on the break and missed, allowing Green to lay it in. If you were as good at analyzing people's body motions as you are at picking out the best piece of shrubbery to jump behind whenever a homeless man comes within 30 yards of you, you'd be a better man for it.
Loki said:Don't be silly.
If you were as good at analyzing people's body motions as you are at picking out the best piece of shrubbery to jump behind whenever a homeless man comes within 30 yards of you, you'd be a better man for it.
You were wrong about a couple of things Loki.
1. Even if your damage control of that hilarious picture is right and Jordan went for the ball and wasn't instead taken by A.C. Green's "legendary" crossover, that doesn't explain the absolute look of retardation of his face. Jordan looks like he just got knocked out by A.C. fucking Green. A.C. Green is the opposite of tough and manly(if his style of play wasn't enough evidence of that, his refrainment from all sorts of contact with women just cements it) . The combination of getting knocked the fuck out by A.C. Green and evidence that Jordan uses the girl's bathroom pretty much confirms that Jordan is a no good weirdo biotch.
2. Ninja Scooter may avoid dangerous beggars, but he will still give them some change as he is taking shelter from their murderous ways (a recent scientific Laker fan study shows that 90% of beggars are Jordaphiles, this is why all true Laker fans are afraid of homeless people). Ninja Scooter will still give the bums some change unlike your idol who will laugh at their plight and force 6 year old Pakistani and Indian kids to slave along to make DM's Air Jordans.
bionic77 said:
It's a picture-- they often catch people in awkward poses.
Also, the only sort of "crossover" that AC was doing was likely the straight ---> gay kind. I mean, how else does one explain his complete and utter celibacy in the face of throngs of female groupies? Perhaps Isiah and Magic asked him to participate in a menage a trois? The world will never know. An inebriated Magic was seen stumbling out of AC's hotel room late one night muttering biblical verses, however. :lol
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