So my evil fat bastard landlord character was going through Old Bowerstone and one of the many prostitutes propositioned me. Thinking "Hey, I haven't boned a professional yet!" I gave her the ol' thumbs up and she started following me. Only problem is, where to go? I turned around and there's an apartment, that I don't own. No problem, I kick the door down, the hooker follows me upstairs, whereupon the owner accosts me, saying he's going to call the guards.
Having none of that, I launch him up into the corner of the room with my blunderbuss. Now, down to business. I grab the nearest bed and bone the hooker, not realizing we'd just had sex in the kid's bed!
Having performed that debauchery, I figured it was high time I switch teams. The Town Crier had shown previous awe during one of my many trophy parades, so I headed back to the town square and in no time at all we were engaged. We ran giggling back to one of my many estates at the gypsy camp. He cried "I can't wait to rip your clothes off!" as we hopped into bed.
Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that I had a wife and kid RIGHT NEXT DOOR. A large shouting match between the Town Crier and Hobag the Gypsy occurred, and next thing I know, I'm DIVORCED! Only the Town Crier loved me enough to stay. The bitch took the kid, Hobag Junior, as well.