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[MrOctober]

Dear Ortiz,

Come the **** out of your slump.

Sincerely all Red Sox fans.

 

[MrOctober]

Bunting with no runner to advance is for little girls.

Smallball baseball is one thing. Being a pussy and not swinging a bat is another.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

fuging hell i knew we'd be dazed and confused by a damn rookie. we should have three runs already.

 

[vatstep]

Come on boys.. let's rack up the LOBs!

 

[Y2Kev]

Someone keep a LOB counter.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

We have 4 LOB so far. WHOOOO!

Please put Youkilis in the lead off spot and move Varitek down to 8th in the order.

And Pauley strikes out Slappy. LOL

 

[MrOctober]

That's a start Ortiz.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

YAY, the real Ortiz has made an appearance in this series!

 

[Eminem]

Holy shit Clemens is getting rocked :lol :lol

 

[Fifty]

Stats?

Where are you getting that info?

Btw...AJ Burnett, could you stop being hurt? TY TAUBENHIEM is a scrub. He's not a starter for this blue jays team, yet here he is....starting for the blue jays. ugh

 

[Eminem]

Stats?

ESPN was airing it live. He had given up 5 through 2 and a third

 

[Y2Kev]

Clemens is such a douche for signing with the astros.

*collects MSNBC check*

 

[Y2Kev]

LOB GRRRR

 

[Tamanon]

Holy shit, how are the Yanks getting schooled by this guy?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

BERN, BABY BERN!!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

A ****ing curtain call for a solo homerun in the fifth inning? You've got to be kidding me.

 

[Eminem]

A ****ing curtain call for a solo homerun in the fifth inning? You've got to be kidding me.

That's goddamn retarded

 

[Y2Kev]

Bernie hit that out because his batspeed is so slow.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

A ****ing curtain call for a solo homerun in the fifth inning? You've got to be kidding me.

quiet you. AHAHAHAHAHA MANNY YOU FAT DUMBASS!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

God manny is so damn retarded.

And did someone just run out onto the field?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

this game has been kinda boring.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Pauley = Stud.

 

[datruth29]

Pauley = Stud.

No, this is just the Yankees being incredibly consistent. He would drop back to earth against any other team in the majors.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

No, this is just the Yankees being incredibly consistent. He would drop back to earth against any other team in the majors.

PAULEY = STUD

 

[Y2Kev]

Bernie really tries to make a case for how old he is. But then he counters it with a HR.

Joe needs to realize that the minute Bernie does something right he should be removed before he can nullify that.

 

[Fifty]

I'm sorry for insulting you, Taubenheim....Please come back! I take it all back!

edit: double play! Thank you, Bryan Roberts

 

[Eminem]

 

[datruth29]

PAULEY = STUD

:lol :lol Damn you

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

We might as well be an NL team, because our number nine hitters are about as effective as a pitcher at the plate.

 

[Y2Kev]

Coco's hand jitters are the most annoying things ever.

Wang and Pauley have both been excellent tonight.

 

[Fifty]

Vive la Rios! No way that piggish SOB Britton was going to dominate us two days in a row.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

It makes no sense that Francona bats the guy with the best OBP on the team (Youkilis) eighth in the order. Who the hell is going to drive him in? Alex Cora? Alex Gonzalez? Besides, Coco just came off the DL--he should not be batting leadoff.

 

[Y2Kev]

Farnsy is throwing, everyone!

Time to ponder the mystery of FARNSWORTH!

Yes just added a blur filter. The Yankee uniforms are giving off this ethereal glow.

 

[captmcblack]

Will Farnsworth throw godbeams or slop?

TUNE IN AND FIND OUT

[EDIT: LOL @ Pauley :lol]

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Goddammit Francona. UGH.

 

[Y2Kev]

Bases loaded for Giambino against...Seanez?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Greeeaaat. Leave him in to walk Melk Dud so HGH will come to the plate with bases loaded against friggin' Rudy Seanez.

I want to die.

 

[vatstep]

Bases loaded for Giambino against...Seanez?

Seanez has been surprisingly effective lately.

I feel bad for Pauley. Not making that play completely ****ed with his head.

 

[Y2Kev]

It was more of a question. I don't trust our ability to hit with runners on.

YES YES YES PAULEY AM CRY

 

[Kuroyume]

LMAO @ Pauley's sadness

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Pathetic. And predictable. Die in a fire Francona.

 

[Y2Kev]

Freaking A-Rod.

 

[Wellington]

Alex continues being a POS.

 

[Kuroyume]

:lol

 

[captmcblack]

The Kid will snap out of it; don't you worry, true believers!

After all, he was the AL Player of The Month!

...

:-\



TIME 4 FARNS

 

[Y2Kev]

Things about tonight:

1. Pauley was very good; Wang was good
2. Farnsworth oh noes
3. WTF is up with Varitek

Farnsworth vs. Ortiz/Ramirez for the game.

 

[Tamanon]

Not able to watch the game what happened? I saw bases loaded, one out, then A-rod strikes out swinging and the inning's over. Where'd the third out come from?

 

[Y2Kev]

Not able to watch the game what happened? I saw bases loaded, one out, then A-rod strikes out swinging and the inning's over. Where'd the third out come from?

A-Rod struck out to end the inning. There were two outs, but I don't even remember what from before the rally happened.

 

[Tamanon]

Huh....yahoo sports must've missed something then, they only had one other out that inning. Ah well.

 

[Y2Kev]

WELCOME TO BASEBALL 101

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH, DOCTOR OF HEAT

EDIT: HOLY ****ING SHIT MELKY ****ING CABRERA SHIT SHIT OMG HOLY