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I don't know who did the avi bet, but I recommend something out of the Descendants of Darkness avis. Or Gravitation. Maybe Kyoh Kara Maoh. I can get you some samples. :lol

I have to pick something for siamesedreamer, but you're all welcome to submit suggestions.

 

[R_GILL]

Went to the game, Halladay was awesome. Another complete game victory and damn does he ever work fast, the game was over in like 2 hours.

Hmm, I don't have a good feeling about tommorrows game with Downs pitching. Oh well hopefully the offense provides enough runs for him.

And LOL at Tavarez giving up the grand slam to the twins, boy does he suck.

 

[The Frankman]

Can we just start the season over?

holy crap I didn't know you also were on mlb.scout boards.

 

[Poody]

Our Savior Chad has been called up for thursday

 

[The Frankman]

Our savior is up already and has been immortalized. Here are some facts about him:

Lastings Milledge - God among men.


11. Lastings Milledge’s three children will be named Turner, Citizen’s Bank and 'Chipperer'.
19. A-Rod no longer has a crush on Derek Jeter. He is now obsessed with Lastings Milledge.
22. Lastings Milledge only took #44 because he's waiting for jersey #666.
48. Lastings Milledge doesn't take strikes. He temporarily falls asleep at the plate to rest up before his next big hit.
52. Civil War cannons were nicknamed "Lastings Milledge's Arm."
60. Lastings Milledge traded Kaz Matsui to the Colorado Rockies.
71. When Lastings Milledge threw Nomar Garciapara out at second, he was aiming for Nomar's head.
110. Lastings Milledge did not come to the Mets from AAA, he came from Krypton.
128. Lastings Milledge knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

This is F'CKING AWESOME. Read them, my fellow Mets fans.

 

[Triumph]

THE SEASON IS SAVED!!!

http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/NASAp...t_id=1503084&vkey=news_atl&fext=.jsp&c_id=atl

Reitsma to the DL! Jorge Sosa to the bullpen and Chuckie James to the rotation! It's the beginning of the end for the Mets! Yes, this post was made under the influence of alcohol!!!

 

[The Frankman]

My Lastings Milledge facts:

1. Lastings Milledge actually invented the Galorian in Back to the Future, but Doc stole it and Lastings ordered him killed.

2. Milledge's presence on the mound has been known to make grown pitchers beg and Derek Jeter squeal.

3. Lastings' arm has been classified as a lethal weapon by the NYC Boxing Comission.

4. When answering who came first, the chicken or the egg, the answer is Lastings Milledge

5. Lastings Milledge knows the words to "Louie, Louie" and "Chacarron Macarron"

6. Lastings Milledge really knows if video will kill the radio star.

7. Lastings Milledge is so virile he can make women pregnant by having a erection and a woman brushes up against him.

8. Lastings Milledge once shot the moon. Literally.

9. Japanese anime has become accepted in America because Milledge said he watched one before.

10. Lastings swung his bat so hard hitting the HR off Armando Benitez he went back in time to help the Allies win WWII by designing the A-bomb. He got back by swinging lefthanded.

 

[Meier]

Our Savior Chad has been called up for thursday

WOO! Let's hope he pans out and doesnt become the next Edwin Jackson.

 

[bob_arctor]

In a half inning, he almost dropped a popup, misplayed a ball, and struck out with RISP.

Yeah, keep it up fans, this guy'll be a basket case before the All-Star game. Somewhere, Chuck Knoblauch is crying.

 

[rc213]

Our Savior Chad has been called up for thursday

Jeff Kent was activated, Eric Gagne disabled, Chad Billingsley promoted, Joel Guzman demoted, Odalis Perez moved to the 'pen and Jae Seo injured on Tuesday night.

:lol

What a crappy game, glad I wasn't home to watch it. Our pitching staff is falling apart, poor Aaron Sele there was nothing he could do. =\

 

[Y2Kev]

Yeah, keep it up fans, this guy'll be a basket case before the All-Star game. Somewhere, Chuck Knoblauch is crying.

ROASSSSSST HIM! I believe in negative reinforcement. WORKED FOR MY DADDY.

Best image ever.

 

[Joe]

yankees interested in soriano, phillip hugehes could be the trade bait

 

[Y2Kev]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*breath*

OOOOOOO

 

[bob_arctor]

yankees interested in soriano, phillip hugehes could be the trade bait

I call b.s. on this. Cashman ain't stupid and Steingrabber isn't running the show (as much). Last thing we need is another "big bopper" non-walking mofo that we let go of because he struck out over 2 thousand times in one playoff run.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Great game between the Reds and Brewers. Dunn hits a walkoff 3 run jack in the 11th.

:lol Leave it up to Dan Kolb to serve up the only runs scored in the entire game.

 

[Joe]

they're definitely interested in a bat, without a doubt. there's been rumblings of abreau, burrell, griffey, dunn, and now soriano.

 

[gstaff]

just thought I'd throw out how excited I am to finally go to my first game tomorrow (Nats-Rockies...meh). My boss at my marketing job approached me and told me that I needed to talk to her in a conference room. But then she just told me I was doing a good job and asked if I wanted seats right behind home plate for tomorrow's day game, which also means I dont have to work tomorrow. In two weeks, I also get to see the first game of the Mets/Yanks doubleheader...should be good.

I haven't been following too much baseball so far this year because I was wrapped up in following the Pistons downward spiral in the playoffs. Do the Rockies have anyone worth watching?

 

[The Frankman]

Todd Helton is their big money guy, Clint Barmes might be worth it from the standpoint he would've been the runaway ROY is he hadn't broke his leg last year, and Jamey Carroll looks interesting. That's all I know about the Rockies so far...

 

[Fifty]

Matt Holliday is their best player.

 

[Link]

Hey Joe, I resized your avatar for you:

Just rehost it.

 

[The Frankman]

Hey Link, should I PM you my avi suggestions or post them here? The Milledge and Zod one could be good.

 

[Joe]

Hey Joe, I resized your avatar for you:

Just rehost it.

thanks

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

randy johnson sucks. do we really need another bat? not really. it would help but not really.

 

[Y2Kev]

Let's see how Arod can suck ass again tonight!

 

[Link]

Hey Link, should I PM you my avi suggestions or post them here? The Milledge and Zod one could be good.

Just post them here; we can have a general vote on it.

The Milledge and Zod one becomes unreadable when resized, plus I think something more embarrasing would be more fitting, heh.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Youkilis is batting leadoff tonight.

PRAISE GAWD.

 

[Y2Kev]

Booing has already began!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

One day we're going to read about Slappy hanging from a noose in his living room.

Also, the Indians suck. Getting shut down by Wang and the Big Eunuch is sad.

 

[Link]

The Phillies just want to give us this series, don't they?

 

[MickeyPhree]

Jimmy Rollins with his third HR in two days. Solid hit.

 

[Y2Kev]

Oh that's bullshit.

 

[pollo]

:lol :lol at this philly defense...

WOW

 

[Y2Kev]

YES!!

Andy Phillips!

 

[Link]

:lol :lol at this philly defense...

WOW

You know, I was discussing this with a friend, but I don't think a player should be given an error for dropping a ball in foul territory. At least not right away. It's not like anyone gains a base on the play.

I'd say that if the batter does end up reaching first base or advancing runners, then yes, the error should be granted, but otherwise, there was no damage done.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Sexiro would bat .400 easily every year if he didn't always start out the first month of the season so bad.

 

[Mifune]

Wow, Jones and Francoeur in the clutch!

And by clutch, I mean clutches of a fierce Marlins bullpen.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Red Sox offense is HORRIBLE. Radke has an ERA of over 6 for ****s sakes!

I am not having fun.

P.S. - I hate Matt Clement and his menstrual cycle.

 

[DMczaf]

Sexiro would bat .400 easily every year if he didn't always start out the first month of the season so bad.

Im starting a petition where stats in April do not count.

 

[Link]

Ahaha, nice finish for the Braves.

Jeremy Hermida reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by pitcher Mike Remlinger. Reggie Abercrombie scores. Chris Aguila to 2nd. Throwing error by pitcher Mike Remlinger.

 

[Mifune]

Ahaha, nice finish for the Braves.

That sounds like the Heilman play from earlier in the year.

 

[Triumph]

This Braves team is a disgrace to AAA teams everywhere.

 

[Mashing]

Wow, the Phillies vs Mets game came on an hour before the Stros game did and it's still on while the Stros game finished about 20 mins ago. WTF?

 

[Mifune]

Wow, the Phillies vs Mets game came on an hour before the Stros game did and it's still on while the Stros game finished about 20 mins ago. WTF?

Milledge can freeze time.

 

[Link]

Wow, the Phillies vs Mets game came on an hour before the Stros game did and it's still on while the Stros game finished about 20 mins ago. WTF?

Rain delay

 

[GaimeGuy]

:lol at the Boston vs. Minnesota game at the Metrodome.

Some guy ran onto the field and ran the bases. The Boston bat boy tackled him at home plate :lol


Also, the Twins hit their 6th grand slam of the season in tonight's game. Anyone know what the single-season major league record is for a single team?

 

[Kuroyume]

Wooo!

 

[R_GILL]

Blue Jays win, pretty good game and surprisingly the bullpen did pretty well. Tommorrow is Lilly vs. Cabrera, Cabrera shut us out last time so I don't have a good feeling about tommorrow's game.

 

[Poody]

Matt mother****ing Kemp!

 

[Meier]

Furcal has more errors in 62 games than he did last year in 152 for the Braves. What. the. ****. TRADE HIM and keep Izzy..not like any team would take his ****ing huge salary. Stupidass decision to sign a guy who hits for average (well except this year..) for 13 million a year.

 

[Fifty]

How long until Kemp becomes an everday player? I know the Dodgers OF is stacked, but he's clearly one of the top 3.

Oh Furcal....I'm so sorry. I can honestly say I share in your pain as I drafted him somewhat high in my fantasy league. Sure that doesn't punish me for his errors (which have been awful) but aside from a few games this season he has just been a total letdown. As if his .248 average wasn't bad enough, he's been caught stealing 6 times compared to only 13 steals.

After that recent 2 HR game from him, I thought he had turned the corner...I guess not.