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[Matrix]

I hate this MOTHERFUUUUUUUKING BULLPEN!!!!!!!!...and team.

-D. Wheeler relieved R. Clemens
- C. Monroe doubled to deep left, M. Ordonez scored, C. Guillen to third, C. Guillen scored, C. Monroe to third on shortstop A. Everett's throwing error

Now Clemens is in line for the loss,you dumb ass biznatch Garner!

 

[GaimeGuy]

and mauer is 3-3 ....

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I didn't mention it earlier, but I was glad to see Pedro get such a warm reception from the Fenway crowd. Good job, guys.

 

[Y2Kev]

LOL "Youkilis isn't Greek....he's Jewish."

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

LOL "Youkilis isn't Greek....he's Jewish."

THE JEWISH GOD OF WALKS

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

 

[Miguel]

I cry

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I cry

Argentina? You traitor!

 

[Y2Kev]

Argentina? You traitor!

Wow, if I'm thinking of what you just did, that's a pretty smart allusion.

Don'tttt crrry for meee....

 

[The Frankman]

I had that whole inspirational speech and I come come to THIS??? WTH?? Mets need to be the captains of comeback here and start overcoming some odds, like right NOW.

Spoiler

...at least we have Pedro tomorrow

 

[LJ11]

reyes owned.

Omar is all nervous. Your 100 lb SS should not run into the catcher.

What's he supposed to do when the catcher is blocking the plate? Walk around him and try to rip the ball out of his hand?

 

[Y2Kev]

What's he supposed to do when the catcher is blocking the plate? Walk around him and try to rip the ball out of his hand?

Well, like Keith said, he had to knock him over if he was going to run into him.

 

[Y2Kev]

Okay I can't take Arod anymore. Someone please take Arod and Kyle Farnsworth. I will, in exchange, expect a bag of balls.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol I switched over to the Yanks game just in time to see the clutch K by Slappy.

 

[Eminem]

Only two teams in baseball have joined the 50 win club. Both reside in the AL Central


btw, damn you, Houston. At least win tomorrow =(

 

[The Frankman]

Okay I can't take Arod anymore. Someone please take Arod and Kyle Farnsworth. I will, in exchange, expect a bag of balls.

I'll do that if you take Jose Lima and his wife.

 

[Lambtron]

Goddamn Joe Mauer. Dude is ice cold.

 

[Y2Kev]

:lol I switched over to the Yanks game just in time to see the clutch K by Slappy.

I just can't take him anymore. He makes me hate the Yankees.

I just don't care anymore. This team is not good enough. They, on average now, score like 3 runs a game. AGAINST THE BRAVES.

 

[GaimeGuy]

4-4 for mauer :O

 

[_Angelus_]

What a shit day for baseball-the Mets are getting their asses kicked,the Braves are winning,and worst of all Peter Gammons suffers a brain hemorage.

Hang in there Gammons.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Mauer is having a ridiculous year. He deserves to be the AL's starting catcher in the All-Star game.

I just don't care anymore. This team is not good enough. They, on average now, score like 3 runs a game. AGAINST THE BRAVES.

Not that I like showing sympathy towards your team, but they are missing Matsui and Sheffield, two very important bats in the lineup.

 

[rc213]

Rape Time in Minnesota again...

 

[CajoleJuice]

4-4 for mauer :O

It's a ****ing crime and a half that he is THIRD in voting for catchers. THIRD!?!?!? I hate people.

 

[distantmantra]

Kenji got ahold of that one!

5-0 Seattle, top of the 1st.

 

[Y2Kev]

That's it.

I HAVE HAD E-****ING-NOUGH. I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS TEAM'S ****ING BULLSHIT. STOP ****ING UP AND STOP BEING SO ****ING STUPID.

DEREK JETER-- STOP ****ING DIVING OVER THE ****ING PLATE AND GETTING HIT ON THE MOTHER****ING HAND AND THEN HAVING TO SPEND SIX AND A HALF WEEKS PLAYING SHITTY BECAUSE YOUR WRIST HURTS. STOP BEING A BITCH AND BAT LIKE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE LEAGUE YOU LITTLE GIRL.

AROD-- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE AGAIN YOU LITTLE SACK OF SHIT?

Farnsworth-- Stop ****ing everything up. You can't ****ing get anyone out. You throw mother****ing straight ****ing strikes that just **** up and don't do anything and I could hit your ****ing slider.

TJ Beam-- Who the **** are you? See you in Columbus, whatever.

MIGUEL CAIRO-- WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. JOHN SMOLTZ IS A BETTER HITTER THAN YOU.

BERNIE WILLIAMS-- RETIRE. ****ing RETIRE already. YOU AREN'T ANY GOOD. You can't catch anything and you have the dexterity and mobility of a ****ing 600 year old petrified dinosaur.

Johnny Damon-- You're great, which is ****ing ironic because you're a ****ing Red Sock.

RANDY JOHNSON-- ALSO RETIRE. You suck shit and my ****ing grandma is better than you are.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol

 

[R_GILL]

Woo hoo, Burnett is finally earning his ridiculous salary. Please don't get injured AJ.

Stop winning Red Sox

 

[CajoleJuice]

That's it.

I HAVE HAD E-****ING-NOUGH. I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS TEAM'S ****ING BULLSHIT. STOP ****ING UP AND STOP BEING SO ****ING STUPID.

DEREK JETER-- STOP ****ING DIVING OVER THE ****ING PLATE AND GETTING HIT ON THE MOTHER****ING HAND AND THEN HAVING TO SPEND SIX AND A HALF WEEKS PLAYING SHITTY BECAUSE YOUR WRIST HURTS. STOP BEING A BITCH AND BAT LIKE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE LEAGUE YOU LITTLE GIRL.

AROD-- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE AGAIN YOU LITTLE SACK OF SHIT?

Farnsworth-- Stop ****ing everything up. You can't ****ing get anyone out. You throw mother****ing straight ****ing strikes that just **** up and don't do anything and I could hit your ****ing slider.

TJ Beam-- Who the **** are you? See you in Columbus, whatever.

MIGUEL CAIRO-- WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. JOHN SMOLTZ IS A BETTER HITTER THAN YOU.

BERNIE WILLIAMS-- RETIRE. ****ing RETIRE already. YOU AREN'T ANY GOOD. You can't catch anything and you have the dexterity and mobility of a ****ing 600 year old petrified dinosaur.

Johnny Damon-- You're great, which is ****ing ironic because you're a ****ing Red Sock.

RANDY JOHNSON-- ALSO RETIRE. You suck shit and my ****ing grandma is better than you are.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I rate this post 4 out of 5 depressed Joe Torres.

 

[LJ11]

Okay I can't take Arod anymore. Someone please take Arod and Kyle Farnsworth. I will, in exchange, expect a bag of balls.

I'll do you one better. You take Xavier Nady and we'll take Farnsworth. Nady has left a boatload of guys on base since coming off the DL. I can't take it anymore.

 

[Y2Kev]

I rate this post 4 out of 5 depressed Joe Torres.

What did I have to do to get the fifth Joe Torre? :lol

 

[The Frankman]

Marrero with a blast, 8-4 Mets.

Now we're within a grand slam.

 

[_Angelus_]

HomeRun Nady.

Still were in a world of hurt though.
Willie should have been playing small ball earlier-bunting men over,hit and run plays,stuff like that.

Two critical plays are hurting us right now. Wright's k with the bases loaded and Milledges stupid missplay on the flyball,damn.

 

[The Frankman]

That's it.

I HAVE HAD E-****ING-NOUGH. I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS TEAM'S ****ING BULLSHIT. STOP ****ING UP AND STOP BEING SO ****ING STUPID.

DEREK JETER-- STOP ****ING DIVING OVER THE ****ING PLATE AND GETTING HIT ON THE MOTHER****ING HAND AND THEN HAVING TO SPEND SIX AND A HALF WEEKS PLAYING SHITTY BECAUSE YOUR WRIST HURTS. STOP BEING A BITCH AND BAT LIKE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE LEAGUE YOU LITTLE GIRL.

AROD-- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE AGAIN YOU LITTLE SACK OF SHIT?

Farnsworth-- Stop ****ing everything up. You can't ****ing get anyone out. You throw mother****ing straight ****ing strikes that just **** up and don't do anything and I could hit your ****ing slider.

TJ Beam-- Who the **** are you? See you in Columbus, whatever.

MIGUEL CAIRO-- WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. JOHN SMOLTZ IS A BETTER HITTER THAN YOU.

BERNIE WILLIAMS-- RETIRE. ****ing RETIRE already. YOU AREN'T ANY GOOD. You can't catch anything and you have the dexterity and mobility of a ****ing 600 year old petrified dinosaur.

Johnny Damon-- You're great, which is ****ing ironic because you're a ****ing Red Sock.

RANDY JOHNSON-- ALSO RETIRE. You suck shit and my ****ing grandma is better than you are.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"...Daddy?"

 

[LJ11]

Marrero with a blast, 8-4 Mets.

Now we're within a grand slam.

Willy pinch hit for Nady, thank God, and it actually got us a run.

Brian Cashman is retarded. When the Yanks drafted last year, Hansen was still on the board, but instead they drafted a short-stop. With all the bullpen trouble they've had the past couple of season you would think he would add a pitcher. Instead he added a short-stop who will never see Yankee stadium. :lol

Edit: I'm changing my avatar. I think I'm bringing David bad luck.

 

[GaimeGuy]

As of right now, Joe Mauer's batting average is .387 O_O

 

[Y2Kev]

Willy pinch hit for Nady, thank God, and it actually got us a run.

Brian Cashman is retarded. When the Yanks drafted last year, Hansen was still on the board, but instead they drafted a short-stop. With all the bullpen trouble they've had the past couple of season you would think he would add a pitcher. Instead he added a short-stop who will never see Yankee stadium. :lol

NOooooo, his agent is Scott Boras! Don't want to deal with him!

Cashman retard.

 

[CajoleJuice]

What did I have to do to get the fifth Joe Torre? :lol

Rip on Joe Torre. :lol

 

[R_GILL]

That's it.

I HAVE HAD E-****ING-NOUGH. I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS TEAM'S ****ING BULLSHIT. STOP ****ING UP AND STOP BEING SO ****ING STUPID.

DEREK JETER-- STOP ****ING DIVING OVER THE ****ING PLATE AND GETTING HIT ON THE MOTHER****ING HAND AND THEN HAVING TO SPEND SIX AND A HALF WEEKS PLAYING SHITTY BECAUSE YOUR WRIST HURTS. STOP BEING A BITCH AND BAT LIKE THE ENTIRE REST OF THE LEAGUE YOU LITTLE GIRL.

AROD-- HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE AGAIN YOU LITTLE SACK OF SHIT?

Farnsworth-- Stop ****ing everything up. You can't ****ing get anyone out. You throw mother****ing straight ****ing strikes that just **** up and don't do anything and I could hit your ****ing slider.

TJ Beam-- Who the **** are you? See you in Columbus, whatever.

MIGUEL CAIRO-- WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM. JOHN SMOLTZ IS A BETTER HITTER THAN YOU.

BERNIE WILLIAMS-- RETIRE. ****ing RETIRE already. YOU AREN'T ANY GOOD. You can't catch anything and you have the dexterity and mobility of a ****ing 600 year old petrified dinosaur.

Johnny Damon-- You're great, which is ****ing ironic because you're a ****ing Red Sock.

RANDY JOHNSON-- ALSO RETIRE. You suck shit and my ****ing grandma is better than you are.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Red Sox will fade soon. Believe

 

[_Angelus_]

Duaner Sanchez is back. Good to see him feeling better.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

The Red Sox will fade soon. Believe

Too bad the Blue Jays will already be so far back that it won't matter.

 

[The Frankman]

Dirty Sanchez needs to dirrrty up right now. We're within 4. I can't post Teh Dirty Pair image if he ain't Dirrrrty.

 

[LJ11]

NOooooo, his agent is Scott Boras! Don't want to deal with him!

Cashman retard.

It's funny how he negotiated with Boras for Damon, but he wouldn't do the same for a quality set-up man.

 

[Y2Kev]

Rip on Joe Torre. :lol

I can't even...I can't even muster the strength to "analyze" the "moves" Joe Torre has made this year.

 

[The Frankman]

Great. 9-4. Give the assist to the idiot ump.

 

[CajoleJuice]

I can't even...I can't even muster the strength to "analyze" the "moves" Joe Torre has made this year.

See, you don't deserve the fifth Torre. You have to push yourself! GET THERE! YOU CAN DO IT!

 

[R_GILL]

Too bad the Blue Jays will already be so far back that it won't matter.

 

[_Angelus_]

C'mooooon Mets!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

See, you don't deserve the fifth Torre. You have to push yourself! GET THERE! YOU CAN DO IT!

*pushing himself with Rocky music in the background*

Listen, Joe....you're a moron. Okay, you know nothing about how to build a lineup when you play Bernie regularly. And this was BEFORE Sheffield went down. And then your bullpen management. OH the management.

1. Scott Proctor is not that good and yet you work him like crazy
2. Ron Villone is really very good and you don't use him at all
3. Mike Myers is lol

I just...I cannot believe some of the dumb things he has done this year. He's just so dumb. He left wang in the heat for 9 innings instead of putting villone in who he was saving for the explicit purpose of relieving wang.

Now sprinkle "****ing" in there and you'll have...my opening statement.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Surely you Mets fans didn't believe you could score 5 runs in the 9th? If Timlin got in too much trouble you would've seen THE REAPER, regardless of how many pitches he threw yesterday.

 

[CajoleJuice]

*pushing himself with Rocky music in the background*

Listen, Joe....you're a moron. Okay, you know nothing about how to build a lineup when you play Bernie regularly. And this was BEFORE Sheffield went down. And then your bullpen management. OH the management.

1. Scott Proctor is not that good and yet you work him like crazy
2. Ron Villone is really very good and you don't use him at all
3. Mike Myers is lol

I just...I cannot believe some of the dumb things he has done this year. He's just so dumb. He left wang in the heat for 9 innings instead of putting villone in who he was saving for the explicit purpose of relieving wang.

Now sprinkle "****ing" in there and you'll have...my opening statement.

YOU DID IT!

 

[GaimeGuy]

5-5 wtf Mauer.