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[Desperado]

ALSO I'VE NEVER SEEN A TEAM TAKE AS MANY STRAIGHT FASTBALLS UP THE GUT AS THIS TEAM YOU ****ING IMBECILS

 

[Mashing]

Lane got hit pitch, just pulled it foul by about 3 feet...

But that's how it goes, it's a game of inches for the Astros usually.

 

[pollo]

this game is freaking awesome

 

[The Frankman]

God, Houston. You couldn't score off LOOPER??

Shao Khan wants to talk to you.

 

[Desperado]

Looper with his stupid grin is like Joe Randa's less evil twin.

 

[Y2Kev]

Here comes OSWALT AGAIN.

I don't get why he would come up to pinch hit. Can't you pinch hit with someone for real and then put him in next inning?

Oh, the astros are out of players.

 

[The Frankman]

This game had almost everything!!!

Except this and this, thank God.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol OSWALT

OH SHIT. UNBELIEVABLE. :lol

 

[Lathentar]

Here comes OSWALT AGAIN.

I don't get why he would come up to pinch hit. Can't you pinch hit with someone for real and then put him in next inning?

Oh, the astros are out of players.

DOUBLE!

GARNER GENIUS!

 

[R_GILL]

OMG Oswalt doubles, this game is hilarious.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lolswalt!

 

[Miguel]

BULLSHIT
****ING BULLSHIT






****ING BULLSHIT

























****ING BULLSHIT!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Maaaaan, that makes me really sad that we didn't appeal Jermaine Dye completely missing third earlier today.



Players sleeping the dugout FTL.

 

[Y2Kev]

NOW it has everything.

 

[Desperado]

oh my lord...

 

[jobber]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[The Frankman]

... let me hear you say this schizz is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

If Tavarez homers, I'm gone.

 

[jman2050]

This is easily one of the most insane games I've seen this year.

 

[R_GILL]

LOL :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

LIDGE! HITS A BATTER! :lol

no control. lidge am cry.

 

[jobber]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[jman2050]

HOw will Lidge blow the game this time?

Oh right, that way.

 

[Desperado]

Lidge, please just blow this and we can officially call the Lights Out Era over.

 

[R_GILL]

LOL, my God Lidge.

 

[Link]

This is possibly the craziest game I've ever watched. Although that Marlins/O's game a couple of weeks ago is definitely up there, too.

 

[Y2Kev]

Here comes the RAVISHER OF LIDGE.

 

[The Frankman]

Cue Lidge with blown save. I'm calling it. I mean which pitcher is more pathetic right now?

"Shoulda signed me."

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Lidge defeated the POOPJULS

 

[R_GILL]

Down goes Pujols.

 

[Miguel]

Down goes Pujols.

Technically, Up goes Pujols, then back down to Taveras' glove

 

[Y2Kev]

If LOLdge gets out of this....then HE IS BACK

Spoiler

for another inning of work in which he will blow the lead

 

[R_GILL]

Damn Lidge got both Pujols and Rolen, can he get out of this unscathed.

 

[Miguel]

Damn Lidge got both Pujols and Rolen, can he get out of this unscathed.

He's got to face Double Agent Aaron Miles.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol they are never gonna let Lidge live down that homer to Pujols. Even though the Astros WON that series :lol

 

[jobber]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[jman2050]

Miles > Lidge XD

 

[Y2Kev]

Lame. I wanted more baseball.

Phil Garner looks like the beagle I had when I was 6.

 

[R_GILL]

Damn Lidge got both Pujols and Rolen, can he get out of this unscathed.

LOL, the answer is no.

 

[Qwerty710710]

Wow Lidge sucks

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Good God. Astros fans, I'm so sorry.

 

[Desperado]

OF ALL THE ****ING PEPOEL AARON MILES

 

[Matrix]

YOU CAN SUCK MY BONEY WHITE ARSE LIDGE!

The noose is loose.

 

[The Frankman]

Brad Lidge has TWO WEAKNESSES ...

Spoiler

Blowing games and sucking HARD

 

[Desperado]

AND THAT WAS A GOOD PITCH TO MILES TOO

I WANT TO VOMIT

 

[Y2Kev]

I wonder what REALLY is up with lidge.

Maybe he should see a shrink or something...

Okay, I feel bad for hi m. Just watching him in the dugout...man. He just doesn't know what's wrong with him and that's terrible.

But God damn Joe Morgan and Jon Miller are un-****ing-believably bad.

 

[Miguel]

He's got to face Double Agent Aaron Miles.

^ A little credit?

 

[jobber]

:lol

i'm sorry but seeing Houston choke is fun

 

[Mashing]

Lidge has more trouble with singles hitters than he does with power hitters. What's up with that?

 

[Matrix]

:lol

i'm sorry but seeing Houston choke is fun

Rockets over your Spurs...The Dream will always haunt you !

 

[Mrbob]

Cubs into the all star break on a 3 game winning streak MOMENTUM! :O :O :O

55-19 second half record, 89-73 overall to win the division THE WORLD SERIES IS ALMOST WITHIN OUR GRASP!