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Apparently "dammit" is considered cursing now.

 

[Eminem]

Think it was "god damnit"


:lol :lol :lol @ AJ shit talking JD

 

[_Angelus_]

I think he also said shit as well,not sure. Its good to see him do ok though,didn't think he would go off like that. A good showing from him was all I wanted.

 

[LJ11]

:lol :lol :lol @ the retards in the kayaks

Edit: I knew D.Wright would put on a little show. He looked dead tired at the end though.

 

[Eminem]

who's this Ortiz guy? he stinks

 

[_Angelus_]

Ortiz is a beast. Just about every one of his bombs is hitting water.:lol

 

[LJ11]

I can't wait to see Ryan Howard. He's got a beautiful stroke.

 

[_Angelus_]

Did somebody doctor Howard's drink?

WTF?

Gotta be butterflies.

 

[_Angelus_]

Ahh ok,he made it.

 

[Eminem]

**** you Howard

 

[LJ11]

Found his stroke right at the end.

 

[Desperado]

It didn't even look like he had to try to hit those out.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Gawd I can't stand ESPN and their everything Red Sox/Yankee circle jerk.

WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT ORTIZ THINKS!!!!

Let's see one of the best young power hitters in the game hit. It got so bad even Berman had to bust it up.

 

[datruth29]

Did one of those fielders steal a homerun from Wright????

 

[_Angelus_]

Yeah he might have been robbed. Ahh well. Let's see how the other hitters do here.

 

[LJ11]

Right after I read your post, they had Loretta on and now Papelbon. :lol

That prick stole one HR from Wright.

Ortiz not looking good in this round.

 

[datruth29]

LOL. Ortiz just cursed in spanish.

 

[calder]

I think they should scrap the whole Derby and just launch balls into the river for 2 hours so I can watch those morons in the kayaks club each other to death like baby seals over a souvenir ball.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Right after I read your post, they had Loretta on and now Papelbon. :lol

Yeah, no shit.......I long for the days when the Red Sox go back to sucking. The ESPN lovefest for that team has reached epic proportions. I don't think it ever got that bad with the Yankees.

Papelbon is cool though (Mississippi State guy).

 

[_Angelus_]

Final round is where they don't add previous homers,right?

 

[The Frankman]

Wright begins the Mets dominance in All-Star game with a win-tonight. C'mon David, represent the clique!

 

[Y2Kev]

I don't honestly know how you guys can watch this straight through. I watch ten minutes and then want to choke myself to death.

 

[LJ11]

I don't honestly know how you guys can watch this straight through. I watch ten minutes and then want to choke myself to death.

That's because Tino Martinez isn't in the Derby.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I don't honestly know how you guys can watch this straight through. I watch ten minutes and then want to choke myself to death.

Haha, I've watched maybe 15 minutes of it total tonight. SOOOO BORING.

The shitty softball game afterwards is more entertaining.

I don't think it ever got that bad with the Yankees.

Riiiight.

 

[Desperado]

I hope this final is good.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

its too bad Ichiro refuses to enter the HR Derby's because he doesn't want to embarass all these roiders.

 

[Link]

Well deserved by Howard. You could tell Wright had nothing left in him by the end.

 

[LJ11]

Wright gave it a good run, but Howard has that natural HR swing. He's got some power.

Edit: Ichiro is too busy looking in the mirror.

 

[The Frankman]

its too bad Ichiro refuses to enter the HR Derby's because he doesn't want to embarass all these roiders.

David Wright is above roids. And Ichiro in HRs.

 

[_Angelus_]

So close.

My man still put on a good show though.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Whooo, time for the retired players and D list celebrities softball game!

 

[LJ11]

For all you Met fans, Wright is going to be on Letterman this Wednesday.

 

[Eminem]

Whooo, time for the retired players and D list celebrities softball game!

You be quiet, Sarah Silverman is hot and hilarious

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

You be quiet, Sarah Silverman is hot and hilarious

I'll give you cute and mildly funny.

 

[Eminem]

I'll give you cute and mildly funny.

"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believe it was the blacks."

"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."

"Everyone knows that the best time to get pregnant is when you're a black teenager."


Come on, that's funny.

 

[_Angelus_]

For all you Met fans, Wright is going to be on Letterman this Wednesday.

Tivo will be in effect that night.

 

[Eminem]

Am I the only one still watching this softball game? It's pretty hilarious, actually.


Kruk just crushed a home run :lol

 

[DMczaf]

its too bad Ichiro refuses to enter the HR Derby's because he doesn't want to embarass all these roiders.

I heard during batting practice, Ichiro launches bombs like 600 feet.

 

[Zep]

RYAN HOWARD BITCHES!!! PHILLY STAND UP!

Now its time to take the division...I cant wait for the Mets meltdown...

Philles = HR Derby killers.

**** David Wright

 

[LJ11]

RYAN HOWARD BITCHES!!! PHILLY STAND UP!

Now its time to take the division...I cant wait for the Mets meltdown...

Philles = HR Derby killers.

**** David Wright

Hang in there, it's almost football season. :lol

 

[Link]

RYAN HOWARD BITCHES!!! PHILLY STAND UP!

Now its time to take the division...I cant wait for the Mets meltdown...

Philles = HR Derby killers.

**** David Wright

I think you need to do some breathing exercises.

 

[Eminem]

NL wins the celebrity/legends softball game. Silverman blew it in the 5th to add another name to the list of Jews who fail at sports.

Gary Carter won MVP



v Hell yeah he did. Almost a regulation homer with a softball. Nuts.

 

[Desperado]

Winfield hit a frickin BOMB.

 

[Link]

The NL has dominated this year's Homerun Derby and the Celebrity Softball game. All that's left is the actual All-Star game. I'm thinking trifecta!

 

[Zep]

I think you need to do some breathing exercises.

I think your wrong.

Philles run starts now! No more turning back baby!!*

*If we dont, I'm out like Cubs fans.

 

[Y2Kev]

The NL has dominated this year's Homerun Derby and the Celebrity Softball game. All that's left is the actual All-Star game. I'm thinking trifecta!

Yeah, too bad Sarah Silverman can't pitch for the AL so you guys could win.

Wait...Mark Redman is pitching. Same shit.

 

[Eminem]

Yeah, too bad Sarah Silverman can't pitch for the AL so you guys could win.

Wait...Mark Redman is pitching. Same shit.

no no no, she didn't pitch. She the tying/go ahead runs were on base and she grounded out to the pitcher =(

However in her AB before that, as the ball was coming to home plate, she turned completely around and tried to hit the ball backwards right at Kimmel, who was the catcher, so I guess it works out.

 

[siamesedreamer]

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The nightmare season continues.

MLB and TBS are set to announce a new TV contract that will give TBS the rights to air division series playoff games beginning next year and NON-BRAVES regular season games beginning in 2008.

On top of that, MLB and FOX are set to announce that they have come to a deal that will allow FOX to continue to air the saturday national games and LCS/WS games. So, many more years of the McCarver/Buck/Yankee/Red Sox circle jerk. I ****ing hate MLB on FOX!

 

[GitarooMan]

On top of that, MLB and FOX are set to announce that they have come to a deal that will allow FOX to continue to air the saturday national games and LCS/WS games. So, many more years of the McCarver/Buck/Yankee/Red Sox circle jerk. I ****ing hate MLB on FOX!

:lol Just hope the Yankees miss the playoffs so we don't have to hear Buck and McCarver giving a verbal blow job to Jeter as well as the extreme closeups of Joe Torre's nosehairs. To be fair, though I'm a Red Sox fan, so I'm admittedly biased.

 

[Y2Kev]

I just can't believe how EVERYONE hates Joe Buck and McCarver.

I will never forget the utterly deflated look on McCarver's face after the 2003 ALCS. That, in my mind, confirmed where his true allegiances are.