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[Y2Kev]

The cat is turning into a pussy.

i have no idea why i think lester looks like a cat.

 

[Y2Kev]

"Breathing room for sidney."

SIDNEY NEEDS A LOT OF BREATHING ROOM

 

[R_GILL]

The cat is turning into a pussy.

i have no idea why i think lester looks like a cat.

Oh thank God, I thought it was just me. I think he looks like a cat as well.

 

[Wellington]

Take that you Bo-Sox fan!

 

[Qwerty710710]

WTF Tucker is safe.

 

[vatstep]

The cat is turning into a pussy.

i have no idea why i think lester looks like a cat.

You are a very visual person.

 

[Wellington]

ABREU IS ****ING MONEY BABY!

 

[Y2Kev]

ABREU IS ****ING MONEY BABY!

One of our best pickups in recent memory. DAVID JUSTICE REDUX!!!

Oh man I am so happy right now.

 

[vatstep]

I'm going to puke.

SIR FAT IS GOING TO GET A ****ING WIN, THIS IS BOLLOCKS

 

[Y2Kev]

You are a very visual person.

Oh this is true. I will never deny this. I make these observations and tie them to memory. On the plus side, it gives me a photographic memory with very sharp recall. On the negative, it is completely weird how I describe things to people and how I recall things.

I'm like the guy on south park.

Hamster.....wheel....ocean...lubrication...

I will never, ever forget Lester now because I have tagged him. Oh well. RAWL.

 

[Wellington]

Who didn't predict that from ARod? Ugh.

 

[Cloudy]

That Abreau trade is working out pretty good for the Yankees. Does the guy ever have a bad AB? :lol

Who didn't predict that from ARod? Ugh.

At least he didn't strike out with the bases juiced like Jeter a few ABs earlier

 

[Wellington]

That Abreau trade is working out pretty good for the Yankees. Does the guy ever have a bad AB? :lol



At least he didn't strike out with the bases juiced like Jeter a few ABs earlier

Considering that

A) He doesn't do it every time like A-Rod seemingly does and

B) He popped some old lady in the head with a foul ball

I can forgive him.

 

[vatstep]

The way things are going so far today, the Sox bullpen is going to be a ****ing mass grave by Monday.

 

[R_GILL]

Uh oh, Ponson is in some trouble.

 

[Y2Kev]

Ponson sucks ASS.

 

[Wellington]

****ing Ponson, don't pull a Randy and lose a 5-1 lead!

PS: I never want to see a fat **** like Ponson on slomo replay again. EVER.

 

[R_GILL]

LOL at Ponson.

 

[Wellington]

****! Take Sidney FATS Ponson out!

Though who do we put in? We don't have that long a reliever and ****ing Johnson is so hit and miss for tomorrow.

 

[datruth29]

Oh gawds. This is turning into one of those "whos pitcher sucks most" games that the Yankees-Red Sox always seem to go through.

Edit: 5 ****ing innings. Thats all I want out of your fatass. Do you think you could give us at least 5 ****ing innings!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

PONSON STRIKES OUT ORTIZ

AND THE COMEDY CONTINUES

next inning:

a-rod pops into a triple play
abreu hits a 9 run hr
lester morphs into a tiger and mauls sidney

 

[Wellington]

Holy CRAP Fasano sold the **** out of that breaking ball! :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

And now the yankees never get another hit.

 

[Wellington]

Johnny must REALLY feel at home in Fenway!

 

[datruth29]

DAMONIC!!!

 

[vatstep]

Johnny is ****ing KILLING US TODAY

 

[Cloudy]

Damon sticking it to the Sox :lol If Torre is smart, Ponson is done...

 

[Y2Kev]

JOHNNY $#%45 DAMON.

And Torre is not smart.

 

[vatstep]

Ugh.. going to Tavarez in the 4th. Great.

 

[datruth29]

Wow. Is that right? Boston is bringing in Tavarez? Did they give up or something already?

 

[vatstep]

Nah, it's just our ****ing atrocious bullpen. We don't have anybody else.

 

[jman2050]

I really really really hate Fatty.

 

[vatstep]

:lol

Sidney Ponson is one of my favorite pitchers.

 

[Kuroyume]

Billy is $

Trachsel with his 12th win...

 

[Kuroyume]

There goes Manny... tied game...

 

[Wellington]

This game will never end.

 

[vatstep]

Still only the 4th inning.. this game is ****ing bonkers

 

[Y2Kev]

This is just unreal.

 

[jman2050]

Ponson sucks fat hairy donkey balls

 

[jman2050]

I <3 Villone. Sure he didn't prevent the scoring, but he did his best to stop the bleeding.

Did I mention Ponson blows?

 

[datruth29]

I gotta give it to Villone. You got the bases loaded with no outs going up against Boston's 3-4-5 hitter and come away with giving up just two runs is pretty ****ing decent. I know he was saying to himself, "Thanks alot, FATASS!!!"

 

[Cloudy]

If Torre is smart, Ponson is done...

*sigh*

 

[vatstep]

*sigh*

Yeah, a big Yankee fan like yourself must be pretty devastated

 

[Wellington]

Hell of an at bat for Melky.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yeah, a big Yankee fan like yourself must be pretty devastated

:lol

This game will never end.

 

[jman2050]

Okay, I still like Villone, but please throw strikes. Please.

 

[Wellington]

Ugh. Hopefully the Red Sox bullpen does what they did earlier.

 

[vatstep]

Brian Bruney!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Loretta is doing to the Yankees what Damon is doing to the Red Sox.

 

[jman2050]

Well, this game is over. Ponson sucks