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This is a baseball thread, weirdo

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

This is a baseball thread, weirdo

no, you're wrong!!! it's more than baseball!! we will finally vanquish the red loyalist forever.........till next year. glory be!! onward and upward!!

 

[Joe]

jeter's chestbump on torre after the game was ****ing priceless i really hope someone will put it on youtube.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

no fist pump for jeter? huh. and it took us a bit less than nine days to reach 1,000 posts. :lol :lol :lol :lol we have tremendous ratings!!!

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

no, you're wrong!!! it's more than baseball!! we will finally vanquish the red loyalist forever.........till next year. glory be!! onward and upward!!

I want you to remember this fanatical quote should we somehow go on to win the next three games.

The path of the righteous is not a pinstriped one.

May you and the rest of the despicable Yankee sympathizers rot in hell for all eternity.

 

[Joe]

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[evil solrac v3.0]

I want you to remember this fanatical quote should we somehow go on to win the next three games.

The path of the righteous is not a pinstriped one.

May you and the rest of the despicable Yankee sympathizers rot in hell for all eternity.

i am prepared to meet my maker apostate!!! even if it takes us the rest of the season, WE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!

 

[Joe]

the stars of the day

 

[Miguel]

**** Garner

**** HIM

Trying to ****ing sneak Lidge into a pressure situation. WHAT THE ****
YOU JUST SAID TWO NIGHTS AGO YOU WOULDN'T PUT HIM IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN!


Jesus ****ing christ. Not that we would have scored any runs anyway, but seriously, ****.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

**** Garner

**** HIM

Trying to ****ing sneak Lidge into a pressure situation. WHAT THE ****
YOU JUST SAID TWO NIGHTS AGO YOU WOULDN'T PUT HIM IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN!


Jesus ****ing christ. Not that we would have scored any runs anyway, but seriously, ****.

PRAISE BE TO THE BEARDED ONE FROM THE MIDWEST!! there a problem miguel?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

**** Garner

**** HIM

Trying to ****ing sneak Lidge into a pressure situation. WHAT THE ****
YOU JUST SAID TWO NIGHTS AGO YOU WOULDN'T PUT HIM IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN!


Jesus ****ing christ. Not that we would have scored any runs anyway, but seriously, ****.

****.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

****.

Spoiler

GLOIVIN!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

**** Garner

**** HIM

Trying to ****ing sneak Lidge into a pressure situation. WHAT THE ****
YOU JUST SAID TWO NIGHTS AGO YOU WOULDN'T PUT HIM IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN!


Jesus ****ing christ. Not that we would have scored any runs anyway, but seriously, ****.

did he say funky butt lovin?

 

[Miguel]

PRAISE BE TO THE BEARDED ONE FROM THE MIDWEST!! there a problem miguel?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

AHAHAHAHA!!! you still have fight left in you boy, i like that.....

 

[Fifty]

You Yankee fans are cracking me up. Good stuff Solrac.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

You Yankee fans are cracking me up. Good stuff Solrac.

AHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU BLUE BIRD OF THE NORTHERN WILDERNESS!! LADY BASEBALL DOTH SURELY SMILE APPROVINGLY ON OUR MEN THIS DAY!!! AHAHHAHAH!!! AND NOW WE DRINK MEAD AND CHANT WAR SONGS TO PREPARE FOR THE NEXT DAY'S GLORIOUS BATTLE!!! TO THE PROPHET RUTH!!! and on a lesser note, to our leader steinbrenner.

 

[Wellington]

Beckett has a 10.80 ERA against the Yanks this year. Tomorrow should be fun.

I seriously think our best shot at winning a game this series is Wells v. Lidle on Monday. Maybe Sunday if Schilling will ****ing man up.

Quick, someone cut up his ankle/achilles tendon. Bloody sock style pitching seemed effectie in '04.

 

[captmcblack]

Today, I woke up after having experienced Snakes on a Plane, and the only thing more memorable than that was watching the Yankees systemmatically destroy Red Sux Nation piece by piece.

Yesterday, their pitching was exposed as fraudulent.
Yesterday, their defense was revealed to be prone to bumbling.
Yesterday, their offense, while mighty, was nothing compared to ours.

Yesterday, everything was right with the world; all was as God intended it to be.

For the rest of this series, we need only one game to come out of here in good shape.
I DECLARE PINSTRIPED JIHAD AGAINST ALL INFIDELS WHO DO NOT BELIEVE.

 

[bob_arctor]

Today, I woke up after having experienced Snakes on a Plane, and the only thing more memorable than that was watching the Yankees systemmatically destroy Red Sux Nation piece by piece.

Yesterday, their pitching was exposed as fraudulent.
Yesterday, their defense was revealed to be prone to bumbling.
Yesterday, their offense, while mighty, was nothing compared to ours.

Yesterday, everything was right with the world; all was as God intended it to be.

For the rest of this series, we need only one game to come out of here in good shape.
I DECLARE PINSTRIPED JIHAD AGAINST ALL INFIDELS WHO DO NOT BELIEVE.

I want Randy to shut 'em down today to completely break them.

 

[The Frankman]

This . . . is . . . BULL.

Yankee fans be ripping my style (MCBLACK!) and not a eye is batted. I shall restore my image here:

Spoiler

. . . IT'S GOT MOTHERF****** SNAKES, MAN!! SEE IT YOU ELSE YOU'RE A DIRTY AMERICA HATIN' YANKEE FAN!!

 

[Y2Kev]

Optimallly, fox would not be able to have any games.

 

[Y2Kev]

oh and...

MOTHER****ING MELKY MOTHER****ING CABRERA

Who the hell knew?

 

[Y2Kev]

IT BEGINS!

 

[The Frankman]

Alos, motherf****** Bobby Abreu: 18 games as a Yankee - .400 BA, 8 runs, 11 RBI.

 

[Y2Kev]

With Beckett on the ropes, there was no reason for Jeter to bunt there.

 

[captmcblack]

DEPLOYING KID WONDERFUL:
INITIATE BALL TERMINATION SEQUENCE

 

[Y2Kev]

HEY BECKETT, FEEL FREE TO THROW STRIKES HARHARHAR

 

[The Frankman]

And it ends in a motherf****** A-Rod DP!!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

BALL TERMINATION SEQUENCE SHUT DOWN:

Ziggy- "The battle was over before it even begun!!"

 

[Y2Kev]

oh jesus christ

 

[captmcblack]

LOLZ. :-(

 

[Kuroyume]

Arod! :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

AHAHAHAHA

My team still stinks, but Alice's failure always tastes so good.

 

[Y2Kev]

MELKY MELKY MELKY MELKY

Edit: wait, bernie is in CF?

why joe why

edit: Melky has 7 hr? lolol

 

[Y2Kev]

Oh Josh Beckett

32 hr allowed. Randy Johnson-esque numbers.

 

[captmcblack]

BERN BABY BERN.

BECKETT = ROFLCAKES & SAUSAGE

 

[bob_arctor]

MELKY MELKY MELKY MELKY

Edit: wait, bernie is in CF?

why joe why

That's why! :lol

 

[The Frankman]

HOLY crap motherf****** Sidney Ponson designated for motherf****** assignment!!

*Watches Beckett give up his 32 HR of the year*

****

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

LOL BECKETT

 

[Y2Kev]

Test Damon for drugs. Un****ingbelievable.

That's why! :lol

Make him DH! Oh well, I forgot damon is having the day off.

 

[Kuroyume]

Damon is on a slaughter mission...

 

[The Frankman]

WTF is HE SLIDING INTO? WHAT?

Goddamn it, Beckett. How can I use the Xenosaga references with you sucking?

 

[bob_arctor]

Oh man. Boston Massacre Redux?

 

[Y2Kev]

WTF is HE SLIDING INTO? WHAT?

Goddamn it, Beckett. How can I use the Xenosaga references with you sucking?

Xenosaga is satanic.

 

[The Frankman]

WHERE IN THE motherf****** world was that motherf****** pitch???

Xenosaga is DAMONIC.

Fixed.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Josh Beckett aka Gopher aka ****tard

You have to laugh at how awful he has been.

You know Francona is clearly waving the white flag when he has Javy ****ing Lopez batting fifth.

 

[Y2Kev]

Mike Lowell has been better than Josh Beckett. That's interesting.

 

[captmcblack]

DP'd, chumps.

PREPARE FOR PAIN.

 

[jman2050]

Good god I LOVE Bobby Abreu.

 

[The Frankman]

"LOL, A-Rod"