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[Y2Kev]

IS NICK GREEN SERIOUSLY IN THE GAME? :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

IS NICK GREEN SERIOUSLY IN THE GAME? :lol

They figured he would be a defensive upgrade from Slappy.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i hate everything else about ESPN's baseball coverage, but these slow-mo swing replays are awesome.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

HOORAY
GIAMBI
HOORAY!

 

[Cloudy]

Holy crap! Giambi CRUSHED that :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Roidboy does it again.

*SIGH*

 

[Joe]

THE GIAMBINO

THE GIAMBEAST

IT MUST BE THE STACHE

 

[Y2Kev]

That was murdered.

 

[Joe]

half of cano's outs are groundouts to 2nd

 

[Y2Kev]

Bah. The wheels were about to come off.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

"The Yankees adjust to what a pitcher is doing."

No ****in' shit Joe. That's called "hitting." It's not exclusive to any team.

 

[Y2Kev]

"The Yankees adjust to what a pitcher is doing."

No ****in' shit Joe. That's called "hitting." It's not exclusive to any team.

I can't stand him.

ROAST OF SHATNER

 

[Fifty]

"The Yankees adjust to what a pitcher is doing."

No ****in' shit Joe. That's called "hitting." It's not exclusive to any team.

:lol :lol Joe really wanted to tell that story too.

 

[NomarTyme]

"The Yankees adjust to what a pitcher is doing."

No ****in' shit Joe. That's called "hitting." It's not exclusive to any team.

QFT! :lol

 

[Cloudy]

You Joe Morgan haters make me sad. Best current baseball anaylst IMO

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

You Joe Morgan haters make me sad. Best current baseball anaylst IMO

"Anaylst" may be the right word for what it is Joe Morgan does, because he sure as hell isn't a baseball analyst.

 

[Fifty]

You Joe Morgan haters make me sad. Best current baseball anaylst IMO

You've got to be just saying these things to piss us off at this point.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Kevin Youklis looks like some kind of shaved primate.

 

[malek4980]

Kevin Youklis looks like some kind of shaved primate.

Mel?

 

[Y2Kev]

MEL :lol :lol


oh moose, stop that.

This game is playing out just like the Sir Fat game. Hope it ends the same!

 

[Fifty]

Shut up about the splitter, Joe.

 

[captmcblack]

The great escape by Moose.

Villone and friends are warming up...

 

[captmcblack]

FSCK MOOSE IS HURTING

 

[Cloudy]

He was struggling anyways...

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Tight groin for Moose

"Let me work on that for you, Mike."

 

[Joe]

hmmm mussina's got a tight groin and wang's pitching more innings then he's ever pitched before....

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Tight groin for Moose

"Let me work on that for you, Mike."

"Does he have to do that right in front of me?"

 

[Cloudy]

Wow...

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

MVPapi!

 

[Y2Kev]

Wow...

Can you please root for Papi?

 

[captmcblack]

Big Papi fellateathon!

 

[Y2Kev]

Mel's spirit just sabotaged YOUUUUUK.

 

[Cloudy]

How did they not throw Abreu out? :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Goddammit Curt, just concentrate on getting the hitters out.

:lol Slappy

 

[Joe]

A ****ING FLYBALL WHY CANT YOU HIT A ****ING FLYBALL

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY

 

[Y2Kev]

Go jump off a bridge, arod. stupid piece of shit.

 

[Fifty]

Go jump off a bridge, arod. stupid piece of shit.

You're just feeding the fire that burns within Yankee Fan Konex's heart.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Just Nick Green being Slappy.

 

[Y2Kev]

You're just feeding the fire that burns within Yankee Fan Konex's heart.

He isn't a Yankee fan.

He isn't. He can't be.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He isn't a Yankee fan.

He isn't. He can't be.

the more you hate ARod, the more you turn Konex into an Arod (and in turn, Yankee) fan. I've seen it happen first hand. Pre-Konex the Lakers won 3 straight titles. Post-konex we traded Shaq and struggle to make the playoffs. Be afraid.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

It's raining pretty hard. Let's go ahead and call it a game, guys!

Somebody please kill Joe Morgan.

Cano range lolz

Oh ****, a Timlin sighting in the pen. END THE GAME NOW DAMMIT!

COCO CRAP

 

[Joe]

why isnt torre pinch hitting for green? why is green starting?? why is green on this team???????

 

[Cloudy]

Dude is seriously hacking out there :lol

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

So that's what quality starting pitching looks like.

Thanks Curt.

why isnt torre pinch hitting for green? why is green starting?? why is green on this team???????

He's Torre's new Bubba Crosby.

Scott Proctor is on to get some work in.

 

[R_GILL]

Proctor in to get some work in.

 

[Y2Kev]

Proctor in to blow things up!

Eh, I'm turning it off. Tonight has been konex'd.

 

[Joe]

our only hope is the top 8th, hopefully proctor keeps it at only 2 runs.

i still cant get over arod's ****-up of the day.

 

[Cloudy]

Why is he throwing strikes with an 0-2 count?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Why is he throwing strikes with an 0-2 count?

Because he is struggling with his control.

LOLOL CANO

 

[Cloudy]

That was awful. Game over right here...