Official NH Primary Results Thread

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VALIS said:
My head fucking explodes as the most favored, privileged candidate in the entire race tries to paint herself as an underdog and an outsider.

Don't forget the obligatory 'comeback kid' reference. Even McCain couldn't resist that one.
 
I'm going to someone's head off....

The gap just went over 3k again...
 
scorcho said:
CNN - Wolf Blitzer called McCain's speech 'passionate'

the best political reporters in the business my ass

I dunno man, that's about as much passion as you'll be getting out of a 60-year old man.
 
kbear said:
What's with the Hillary hate in here?
You underestimate how liberal GAF really is. ;) That said, should she stumble her way into the nomination, everyone in here will be pulling for her, b/c it's nothing but shit sandwich on the Republican side. PEACE.
 
Spire said:
I love the people acting like if Obama narrowly loses this primary that he'll be out of the race for good.

Yeah, no kidding-this primary is going to drag out and both campaigns are going to be winning states left and right before things are figured out for good. Cool your boots GAF!
 
Is it wrong that part of me hopes McCain wins the presidency for the sole reason that it will give Michael Hogan guaranteed employment after Battlestar Galactica ends?

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Fragamemnon said:
Yeah, no kidding-this primary is going to drag out and both campaigns are going to be winning states left and right before things are figured out for good. Cool your boots GAF!
MY BOOTS? MY FUCKING BOOTS???

I NEED TO COOL MY FUCKING PENIS THAT I JUST SET ON FIRE
 
HocusPocus said:
Clinton is going to win it in NH. Looking forward to seeing her beat in the general election.
You have the worst avatar in GAF history, so your opinion is totally irrelevant.
 
Womyn are people
People with children
When womyn were little
They used to be girls
And then they grew
 
Fragamemnon said:
Cool your boots GAF!
I thought the requirement to flip out and blow things out of proportions was one of the fundamental laws of the internet.

Yo Triumph, you still got that penis torch?
 
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hillary

Gack gack gack gack gack gack

I'm ashamed New Hampshire is sitting above my home state
 
Brokaw: (reading an email from a friend) i believe McCain's victory speech drove his supporters into dispair, and increased NyQuil sales dramatically

:lol
 
VALIS said:
Allow me to set the stage for you at about 11pm tonight.

Hillary in her victory speech.

A smirking, sarcastic smile on her face.

She nods her head up and down.

The crowd cheers wildly.

Hillary then croaks on the microphone, "They didn't think we could do it, did they?"

She pauses 10 seconds for thunderous cheers.

"They all thought we were done for!"

My head fucking explodes as the most favored, privileged candidate in the entire race tries to paint herself as an underdog and an outsider.


I love election years. :lol :lol :lol
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Can't believe the Dems are fucking stupid enough to vote for Clinton.
If Clinton wins the nom, they deserve to lose again.
 
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