Heres a Quick and Dirty© translation.
Title: Dangerous Double kouji
Intro
Girl: oh! kikasan, over there
Yellow: Oh you got a chance!
Green: oooh maagicccc
Yellow: chao chao chao
Captain: This is sosaka
What? Got it.
(something like) Guys its an emergency go immediately
Yellow: I understandcha!
Atsuko: Hey everyone i brought cake lets eat
Yellow: Youre in the way cha!
Officer: The tap is set
Officer2: When the criminal calls we will do everything we can.
Father: I understand
Yellow: OH! Just leave everything to us chao!
Father: Who the hell are you guys?
Officer: Its the double kouji! please sit down, sir, you can breathe easy now, everythings going to be okay.
Yellow: Oh! hello chao!
Kidnapper: You guys got the money?
Yellow: Before we give you the money, let us hear the girls voice chao
Kidnapper: Fuck off, if you have the money ill show you the girl
Green: If she is alive thats all that matters.
Officer: We lost it
Green: shit.
Y: he hung up
Officer: Do whatever you can to keep him on the line
Father: Are they okay?
OFficer: its fine
officer: We lost em
Father: yeah no shit.
They didnt even pick up the phone!
Green: Shit!
Father: Hey guys, you do know you have to pick up the phone right?
Yellow: Oh, so thats what we had to do
Green: I See
Father: Its not that hard you know.
Yellow: He hung up
Father: Yes he hung up.
Usually you hang up when no one answers
Yellow: Crap...
Father: Thats bad
Yellow: I know
Father: Do your job!
