Ownage
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Sluts.
Am sure she's for rent, like most other IG yoga sluts.I'd eat her taco.
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Bigrx1
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Never got invited to a bachelor party huh? Or did you get invited but stay in the other room when the strippers were brought in maybe? Going to the strip club with buddies is pretty much exactly what it's like at a bachelor party with strippers, but my guess is you've been to neither so likely wouldn't know that.
DESTROYA
Member
They are 100% fake, I remember reading something about her boyfriend paying for it and she lost thousands of followers.
No way I’m watching this TikTok garbage with the sound on it’s so cringy
Weiji
Banned
I’d really like a retrospective on some of these famous thots to see where they are 10 years after they hit the big time.
Does their user base fall off and they turn to porn? Do they marry some rich beta? Do they become meth addicts? Do they roll spy 350 calls and win big? Are they fat and married to their long time boyfriends?
Alright fine, I just want to see them looking like shit ten years later so I know I’m not missing out on anything, I admit it.
Does their user base fall off and they turn to porn? Do they marry some rich beta? Do they become meth addicts? Do they roll spy 350 calls and win big? Are they fat and married to their long time boyfriends?
Alright fine, I just want to see them looking like shit ten years later so I know I’m not missing out on anything, I admit it.
Nester99
Member
NOLA_Gaffer
Banned
I don't think that's how that works champ.
Kamina
Golden Boy
I think its the face that turns me off. Cant pinpoint it exactly.
nush
Member
It's the chin, and her tits are not that big anyway. I mean I would still have a go on it, just for the bragging rights and to make simps cry.
V2Tommy
Member
Neither is your spelling.
Nester99
Member
sure it does..
Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
you want a chin like that jabbing you in the balls as she sucks your cock? no thanks. ill stick to my hand!we seriously got sharp chin dismissals itt
Papa
Banned
Only girl in the world that can simultaneously suck your dick and
DESTROYA
Member
Forgive me but English is not my first language.
Still think that smirk makes her face look like its paralyzed
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MetalAlien
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About that big.
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Speaking of 'Thank You', thanks for finally helping me realize why she always looked familiar. Forgot Alanis existed.
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Uh, ehem, and why would you?
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Faenrir
Member
Yes i have, several times. We jtst don't hire strippers cause we're not frustrated dumbfucks lol
But w/e keep thinking of your friends while masturbating
Papa
Banned
Nothing a good dicking can’t fix
Papa
Banned
Bit of a cunt aren’t you Tom?
Papa
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Bigrx1
Banned
Oh you got invited to the fun bachelor parties, I only got the lame ones. What did you guys do like watch movies and play Magic or Smash or something?
You confused me though in the other thread you told me to keep thinking of my strippers when I wank and here you said to keep thinking of my friends when I wank? Which is it though you've given me 2 conflicting commands and I'm not sure who to think of for my next wank?
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Kagey K
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Think of the dude from the Board Game Nightmare and say “yes my gatekeeper” on command.
That way you get the best of both worlds.
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Kagey K
Banned
I always had a 2 fuck, chuck philosphy. Once at night and once in the morning. That way you get to see them at their best and at at their worst.
It helps to eliminate flukes, like it was really good at night but sucked in the morning, or it was terrible at night but great in the morning.
Some required further testing beyond that.
I assume they were doing the same to me.
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King of Foxes
Banned
sounds like you are not allowed to by your gf or wife to be honest
Faenrir
Member
Nah, i just don't need to fantasize about strippers...your lives must suck if you do
King of Foxes
Banned
Nah, i just don't need to fantasize about strippers...your lives must suck if you do
sounds pretty limp wristed my friend
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I could stand to hear a little more of your tale.
GymWolf
Member
Not to be obnoxious, but strippers are still women.Nah, i just don't need to fantasize about strippers...your lives must suck if you do
You don't fantasize a little or even get a look at beatiful women?? Because if you do, you are not different than any men who looks and enjoy looking at women, strippers or not.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
I thought about you when writing this....
Faenrir
Member
Nah i get that. But those guys acted like going to see strippers was mandatory lol... like a bachelor party can't be good without one, etc.
I do look at beautiful women occasionally but have a fulfilling sexual life and, as such, don't feel other needs in that area.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I hope you imagined it in full fur-ontal.
Bigrx1
Banned
Don't act like a victim of me or anyone else giving you some shit and trolling you a bit when you began with direct insults and continued with childish insults thereafter. I didn't come after you., I responded to you. If you're going to deliver shit expect some in return.
The first thing you shared in this thread was at me about guys going to strip clubs must be because they secretly long for their guy friends. Like dude, are you fucking 12? All your replies reek of a resentful boy who never got invited to something, or was too scared to go, and is now lashing out at someone who has gone.
If you don't like or want nothing to do with strip clubs or strippers that's fine, of course it's not mandatory. But fucking grow up man, it's a fun social thing to do with friends and isn't even about getting off so if others have done it and enjoy it that's their life. Like would you refuse to go to Hooters too and call people who go their with buddies pathetic existences of life? Just chill a bit.
And don't PM me like you just did either if you have something to say do it in broad daylight in the thread, I'm not going to respond to your attempts to tell me how NOT mad you are by sending me a long pm.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
I have never been to a strip club, nor do I intend visiting one. it just doesn't appeal to me personally.
But on the other side I don't get why you feel the need to shame men who enjoy this.
The Lunch Legend
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Faenrir
Member
I don't, i just made a small joke about being with his friends then he atac
The Bloody-Nine
Member
Sounds like Faenrir is no more. RIP.
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Smiles and Cries
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