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[StoOgE]

Before I get lectured too much, I knew it was a mistake.. but Ive wanted this girl for about 8 months and could get her at any point.. it was late, I was lonely and we were both drunk off our asses. That said, its made worse because it was sorta a work party to celebrate a good year last year.. so pretty much everyone knows what happened and it turns out it was her first time.

In any case.. here is the fun situation at work.

1) She comes over to my desk all the time wanted to talk. Which I wouldnt mind, but its about pointless shit and neither of us are getting anything done when it happens.

2) Everyone at work knows, so they are allways asking how serious it is, and the guys want to know if her horribly oversized breasts are real.. which they are, I was the only one who thought they were fake, very pleasant surprise.

3) If I need to get to the fax machine and happen to pass by her desk and dont stop to have a 5 minute conversation with her, she think something is wrong and Im mad at her..

4) We have lunch together EVERY FUCKING DAY.

5) Work was my outlet.. normally you might have a class with a girl, or run in the same circle of friends.. but work is your safe place.. thats where you go to get away from them, talk badly behind their back and tell war stories of your glorious sexual escapades. I can now do none of those.

Thank God I graduate in May and have a new job all lined up. If I can stand being around her 24/7 for the next 3 and a half months I might just pull this off.. I can only imagine how much worse it gets if things go badly...

 

[Agent Dormer]

I could have told you that. It's bad stuff. I know from both personal and observational experiences.

Currently, my work has become a great drama, with plenty of bickering, sexual tension, and betrayal. I swear, it will be on Lifetime one day.

 

[BuddyC]

Before I get lectured too much, I knew it was a mistake.. but Ive wanted this girl for about 8 months and could get her at any point.. it was late, I was lonely and we were both drunk off our asses. That said, its made worse because it was sorta a work party to celebrate a good year last year.. so pretty much everyone knows what happened and it turns out it was her first time.

And that's when I almost spit coffee all over my laptop.

It's okay, remember how I was against hooking up with coworkers? Yea, I'm a hyprocrite.

But the stories I have from work, my lord. At least the gal I'm with is reasonable and understanding. And at least I'm not breaking up a marriage, though the husband also works at the resturant. Or playing two guys who also happen to be coworkers. Or dating a manager. That's not even half of it.

By the time this period in my life is over, I'll have some great stories.

 

[Cubsfan23]

I'm proud of you guys

but yeah it sucks that it was her first time........good luck with this :lol

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Before I get lectured too much, I knew it was a mistake.. but Ive wanted this girl for about 8 months and could get her at any point.. it was late, I was lonely and we were both drunk off our asses. That said, its made worse because it was sorta a work party to celebrate a good year last year.. so pretty much everyone knows what happened and it turns out it was her first time.

In any case.. here is the fun situation at work.

1) She comes over to my desk all the time wanted to talk. Which I wouldnt mind, but its about pointless shit and neither of us are getting anything done when it happens.

2) Everyone at work knows, so they are allways asking how serious it is, and the guys want to know if her horribly oversized breasts are real.. which they are, I was the only one who thought they were fake, very pleasant surprise.

3) If I need to get to the fax machine and happen to pass by her desk and dont stop to have a 5 minute conversation with her, she think something is wrong and Im mad at her..

4) We have lunch together EVERY FUCKING DAY.

5) Work was my outlet.. normally you might have a class with a girl, or run in the same circle of friends.. but work is your safe place.. thats where you go to get away from them, talk badly behind their back and tell war stories of your glorious sexual escapades. I can now do none of those.

Thank God I graduate in May and have a new job all lined up. If I can stand being around her 24/7 for the next 3 and a half months I might just pull this off.. I can only imagine how much worse it gets if things go badly...

All I hear is you complaining that you get pussy for the next 3 months. how is this a logistical problem?

 

[Loki]

Tell us more about her oversized breasts...


</pervert>

 

[Triumph]

Well, duh. You just don't shit where you eat.

 

[DMczaf]

Tell us more about her oversized breasts...


</pervert>

 

[BuddyC]

All I hear is you complaining that you get pussy for the next 3 months. how is this a logistical problem?

I'm really growing quite tired of you.

By the way, Cubs, I'm taking cocky & funny to unprecedented levels at work. It's to the point where I'm just trying to get fired, but no, instead I get more hours and praise.

 

[kumanoki]

I read your first paragraph and thought for sure you were in Japan.

But then I read #2.

 

[Matlock]

:lol

That picture gets me every time.

I'm really growing quite tired of you.

By the way, Cubs, I'm taking cocky & funny to unprecedented levels at work. It's to the point where I'm just trying to get fired, but no, instead I get more hours and praise.

Indeed. Writing banned gaf catchphrases on the board, and your girlfriend knowing what it was. Tch.

 

[StoOgE]

... Cubsfan doesnt have advice for me.. thats when you know you crossed a line.

 

[miyuru]

GAF's your outlet ^_^

 

[Saturnman]

Define horribly oversized.

 

[StoOgE]

GAF's your outlet ^_^

I know.. and thats very sad. :lol

 

[Jonnyram]

I met my wife at work - it works out sometimes
There's no hard and fast rules to it working or not working. But you should probably avoid having sex in the toilets at work - that might not go down too well.

 

[BuddyC]

Indeed. Writing banned gaf catchphrases on the board, and your girlfriend knowing what it was. Tch.

Or when, on a busy night, I'm making cookies and dancing instead of doing my work and the managers are thrilled. Or when I'm pretending to take bites out of food while screaming "I'M A CARNIVASAURUS!" Or when I'm hitting the vents with a broom because they were talking shit. Or when I'm playing air guitar. I really love my job.

GAF's your outlet ^_^

Not for me :/

 

[Cubsfan23]

I'm really growing quite tired of you.

By the way, Cubs, I'm taking cocky & funny to unprecedented levels at work. It's to the point where I'm just trying to get fired, but no, instead I get more hours and praise.

Sweet, I interact with a lot of customers at my work, good place to practice.

... Cubsfan doesnt have advice for me.. thats when you know you crossed a line.

You gotta go after all the girls at work now.....no turning back

 

[StoOgE]

By the way, Cubs, I'm taking cocky & funny to unprecedented levels at work. It's to the point where I'm just trying to get fired, but no, instead I get more hours and praise.

 

[BuddyC]

Sweet, I interact with a lot of customers at my work, good place to practice.

Yea, but I don't interact with the public. I work in the back, the very very back, as a prep cook.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Well I've staminated co-workers before and its worked out ok. One of them (who I made a post about approx 11 months ago) is still a friend of mine despite the fact that she now works elsewhere.

I don't think it has so much to do with it being all about work as it is about the situation. If you're both mature and responsible about handling your business, things can work out fine.

BTW, how old was she? And can you elaborate on teh boobies?

Speaking of boobies, I guess I'd be breaking the law if I shared pics of the 17 year old funbags I've been playing with, correct? Perhaps I'll just get some shots featuring strategic cuppage to avoid potential prosecution..

 

[Mike Works]

Hahaha, Buddy, build a sleeping area under your desk!

 

[MC Safety]

Like the man says, the frog does not befoul the pond in which he swims.

 

[duderon]

Well I've staminated co-workers before and its worked out ok. One of them (who I made a post about approx 11 months ago) is still a friend of mine despite the fact that she now works elsewhere.

I don't think it has so much to do with it being all about work as it is about the situation. If you're both mature and responsible about handling your business, things can work out fine.

BTW, how old was she? And can you elaborate on teh boobies?

Speaking of boobies, I guess I'd be breaking the law if I shared pics of the 17 year old funbags I've been playing with, correct? Perhaps I'll just get some shots featuring strategic cuppage to avoid potential prosecution..

<--- speechless









:lol

 

[BuddyC]

Hahaha, Buddy, build a sleeping area under your desk!

I don't have a desk

I do, however, stand in the sinks and scream catchphrases such as "I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT" and "WHO'S GOT SOMETHING FOR ME TO DIP MY BALLS IN?"

 

[StoOgE]

1) She is 19... several years younger than me.

2) She is 5'2", around 120 or so if I had to guess and has 38D's (not a guess, I checked when she was asleep :lol ) Girl is gonna have some serious back problems down the road. And they have a nice shape to them as well.. they arent hanging at her knees nor do they look like bottle nosed dolphins.. that said they have some shake to them and feel perfect so Im 99% sure they are the real deal.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I dated at work at it went fine, then again both of us kept it on the down low. I guess its too late for that.. but im just saying it can work!

 

[Lathentar]

1) She is 19... several years younger than me.

2) She is 5'2", around 120 or so if I had to guess and has 38D's (not a guess, I checked when she was asleep :lol ) Girl is gonna have some serious back problems down the road. And they have a nice shape to them as well.. they arent hanging at her knees nor do they look like bottle nosed dolphins.. that said they have some shake to them and feel perfect so Im 99% sure they are the real deal.

ConfusingJazz and I would like to know where you work in Austin. So we can mock you and check out this girl.

 

[speedpop]

Speaking of boobies, I guess I'd be breaking the law if I shared pics of the 17 year old funbags I've been playing with, correct? Perhaps I'll just get some shots featuring strategic cuppage to avoid potential prosecution..

Sorry usually I am so against stuff like this, but this deserves a pm.

 

[monkeyrun]

Before I get lectured too much, I knew it was a mistake.. but Ive wanted this girl for about 8 months and could get her at any point.. it was late, I was lonely and we were both drunk off our asses. That said, its made worse because it was sorta a work party to celebrate a good year last year.. so pretty much everyone knows what happened and it turns out it was her first time.

keyword "her first time" yup .. when are you getting married :lol

 

[Flynn]

Well, duh. You just don't shit where you eat.

Considering that fact that this thread is about sex, your post conjured an image I can only describe as...German.

 

[Do The Mario]

What will be funny is when someone who is really far behind in the work place gossip only finds out in two months time. Same thing happened to me when I hooked up with a girl from my lab classes at uni, some idiot like two months latter is like OMFG!!!

 

[nitewulf]

1) She is 19... several years younger than me.

2) She is 5'2", around 120 or so if I had to guess and has 38D's (not a guess, I checked when she was asleep :lol ) Girl is gonna have some serious back problems down the road. And they have a nice shape to them as well.. they arent hanging at her knees nor do they look like bottle nosed dolphins.. that said they have some shake to them and feel perfect so Im 99% sure they are the real deal.

if i was you, i'd milk it for all it's worth. 3 months would be a breeze.

 

[psycho_snake]

I wasnt here when cocky and funny was introduced, what is it?

 

[Socreges]

I wasnt here when cocky and funny was introduced, what is it?

It's that feeling you get in your groin right before you nail an attractive woman.

 

[segasonic]

Considering that fact that this thread is about sex, your post conjured an image I can only describe as...German.

Haha you think many Germans are into scat? You shouldn't watch so many GGG movies...!!! :lol

 

[aoi tsuki]

Haha you think many Germans are into scat? You shouldn't watch so many GGG movies...!!! :lol

i really wish i didn't know what you were talking about.... >_<

But seriously, how do you go to lunch with a girl for 8 months and not hit it or just let her know that you're not interested in dating a coworker?

 

[ToxicAdam]

She is too young to know how to have an "adult" relationship (read as: discrete) .. good luck to you mah friend.


The more I think about the potential drama this could induce, it makes we eager to see future updates of this impending (doomed) situation.

 

[robertsan21]

well me and my co worker did have sex manytimes, but she is 27 and i am 25 so where not like new to sex.

we keep in strictly sex and nothing more. we have like a strange relationship, we hardly talk at work but when she is horny she calls me and ask if i want to meet up, and if i am free i will and we meet her and have sex with her and thats it. i leave straight after when we are done

if someone starts involving feelings it will never work out.

but now i have a gf and i have stopped fooling around with my Co worker.

so sex with a co worker is not always a bad thing!

 

[aoi tsuki]

well me and my co worker did have sex manytimes, but she is 27 and i am 25 so where not like new to sex.

we keep in strictly sex and nothing more. we have like a strange relationship, we hardly talk at work but when she is horny she calls me and ask if i want to meet up, and if i am free i will and we meet her and have sex with her and thats it. i leave straight after when we are done

if someone starts involving feelings it will never work out.

but now i have a gf and i have stopped fooling around with my Co worker.

so sex with a co worker is not always a bad thing!

Booty call, having a buddy or a casual relationship, whatever you wanna call it, your relationship isn't odd at all. It's the type of relationship i've strived for, but seldom really achieved. Usually, the girl starts falling for me (once i fell for her). i think i need to leave immediately after the act is done, but on the other hand it would make the act feel so mechanical. :|

 

[Willco]

I dated a co-worker and it ended horribly. I actually failed to take the advice of people here, went for it anyway and my work life became a living hell hole for six months.

 

[robertsan21]

Booty call, having a buddy or a casual relationship, whatever you wanna call it, your relationship isn't odd at all. It's the type of relationship i've strived for, but seldom really achieved. Usually, the girl starts falling for me (once i fell for her). i think i need to leave immediately after the act is done, but on the other hand it would make the act feel so mechanical. :|

the thing is that i cant have just a "sex relationship" with a girl, as they all fall for me, but this girl is very diffrent, she is very happy to be single and she does not need a guy to feel good like most of the girls do.

so i am happy that i am just her "sex toy" well WAS her sex toy....

 

[DarienA]

I had a great relationship a few years ago with a co-worker... it ended but not because of anything at work.... we use to ride in to work together, have lunch together, etc.... we didn't give a shit who knew..... it did make it awkward when the relationship ended(I can't even remember what happened), but eventually was offered another position at that got me transferred to a whole other office.... and man she had great breasts too.... and an ass that wouldn't quite.. I tell ya just lookin at that thing.. and <ahem> anyway.....

 

[mrmyth]

The only part where you fucked up StoOge is that its her first time. I've been in it with a girl at work for the last six years. We live together. We have a child together. Everybody knows.


But I don't spend all day in her office, nor she in mine. This girl is attached as all hell to you because you are her first. Even if she didn't work with you she'd be meeting you at the door every evening. Hitting a virgin right is like getting a new puppy. You're gonna need to train her to stay.

 

[tedtropy]

1) She is 19... several years younger than me.

2) She is 5'2", around 120 or so if I had to guess and has 38D's (not a guess, I checked when she was asleep :lol ) Girl is gonna have some serious back problems down the road. And they have a nice shape to them as well.. they arent hanging at her knees nor do they look like bottle nosed dolphins.. that said they have some shake to them and feel perfect so Im 99% sure they are the real deal.

Ah. Jessica Simpson syndrome - super short, almost comically big breasts. It has its advantages.

 

[jobber]

Yikes

*rethinks co-worker's invitation for drinks today*

 

[Cubsfan23]

I wasnt here when cocky and funny was introduced, what is it?

It's a cocky and funny statement all rolled into one. Examples:

Girl: How are you?
Guy: I've been told I'm pretty good

Girl: So how do i look?
Guy: You're almost as cute as me

*Girl touches you* "Hey, hands off the merchandise"

A playful tone of voice and body language is sometimes needed.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

The vital mistake that was made here is the fact that you banged a virgin! This girl will now be hopelessly in love and cling on to you like a hardened doo-knot. This could make for some tough times on the work front. If this was a fling with an experienced woman, I'd say not to worry about it and enjoy yourself. However, judging by the way she's acting she sounds like a nieve little girl who will annoy you to no end. Have fun!

 

[Nerevar]

I'm taking it none of you people work in technical firms.

I would advise against it, but since I haven't seen a woman in my office for months, it's not something I have personal experience with.

 

[The Guivre]

Co-worker dating is a mixed bag. I've had the luck/misfortune of only ever encountering very skanky female co-workers or co-workers that are older and already married or with children, so it's never really been a great temptation. Plus I am sort of engaged, that helps too :lol

Anyway, I'll address the "first time" aspect. I'm marrying my "first" and I'm her's as well. I'm sure there'll be some who criticize this archaic practice, but having a secure and steady source of sex and companionship as well is nothing to sneeze at. Just because you got off to an awkward start doesn't mean things won't work out. In retrospect I'm pretty sure that my relationship of 4+ years started out as a one night stand.

Also there are some very good reasons to try and tough it out.
1) "Horribly oversized breasts"
2) "Horribly oversized breasts"
3) She's a little shorter than you I'd wager. That comes in handy, go to a library or bookstore.. There's a book there. I think you know the one. the height difference helps with most of them.
4) You're leaving in 3 months. It's going to be either 3 months of awkwardness and sex (potentially longer if things work out) or awkwardness and no sex

Anyway, I think that's about it. Good luck man.

P.S. That whole having to talk thing... Yeah that keeps going throughout most relationships. You just sort of have to accept that there's this other dimension to your relationship and tend to it.