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[mrmyth]

P.S. That whole having to talk thing... Yeah that keeps going throughout most relationships. You just sort of have to accept that there's this other dimension to your relationship and tend to it.

Yes, but she wants to talk AT WORK. She's killing INDEPENDENT STOOGE!

 

[Loki]

if i was you, i'd milk it for all it's worth.

Pun intended?

 

[dskillzhtown]

Holy Moly!!! Dipping your pen into VIRGIN company ink?

This is going to be a wild ride. She is going to be stuck to you like velcro.

 

[Azih]

You know I'm kinda realising why this place is such a sausage fest :lol

 

[Hero]

Invite her to a small party with some of your friends and set it up so that when she gets drunk one of your buddies has sex with her. Pass her off like the neighborhood bicycle.

 

[jett]

Invite her to a small party with some of your friends and set it up so that when she gets drunk one of your buddies has sex with her. Pass her off like the neighborhood bicycle.

Jeezus what the fuck? End yourself.

 

[shuri]

Invite her to a small party with some of your friends and set it up so that when she gets drunk one of your buddies has sex with her. Pass her off like the neighborhood bicycle.

GAF account suicide!

 

[duckroll]

Jeezus what the fuck? End yourself.

Don't mind him, he's a big Naruto fan! :lol

 

[nitewulf]

Pun intended?

yes, dammit, yes! i thought it was pretty good too!

 

[Loki]

yes, dammit, yes! i thought it was pretty good too!

And indeed it was-- just keep telling yourself that the rest of the people here aren't intelligent enough to appreciate your razor-sharp wit.


Hey, I laughed at least...

 

[Incognito]

Invite her to a small party with some of your friends and set it up so that when she gets drunk one of your buddies has sex with her. Pass her off like the neighborhood bicycle.

Indeed. Dunno what the uproar is about over the comment. Girls get drunk around guys and they want to fuck. And if you're the guy she's been doing but you want out, this is a good way to rectify that problem. Now, instead of you being the bad guy, you're the good guy because she "went behind your back."

 

[ToxicAdam]

To make you feel better about hurting this poor girls' feelings ... in 10 years from now, she will tell people about her "first time" and how awful and worthless it was.

I have yet to hear a woman say how great thier first time (or first sexual partner) was ... its always a tale of misery and woe.


Just remember that you will be "that guy" when you have pangs of regret of letting her go.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

See, the whole sex situation is whatever for me.

The more impressive thing for me is that a philosophy major actually has a job

 

[Pimpwerx]

The only time you hook up with a coworker is if you don't care about the consequences. If you can tolerate the "awkward" moments that follow fine. If you actually like her and want to date her...THAT'S fine too. But if you're gonna regret having to look her in that same eyes you aimed your spooge at :lol then you're shit out of luck man. Just tell her you don't want to be involved anymore, and let it be. It'll be awkward for a bit, but who really cares? If you rocked her world, maybe the word will get around the office, and you could find yourself getting some more part-time pussy from work...maybe even AT work. I'd love for some sex at work...but I think it's kinda illegal in my case. :lol PEACE.

 

[mrkgoo]

5) Work was my outlet.. normally you might have a class with a girl, or run in the same circle of friends.. but work is your safe place.. thats where you go to get away from them, talk badly behind their back and tell war stories of your glorious sexual escapades. I can now do none of those.QUOTE]

You know what to do. GAF is now your outlet.

 

[StoOgE]

Well, now everyone at work is calling me by my petname. Awesome.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

And indeed it was-- just keep telling yourself that the rest of the people here aren't intelligent enough to appreciate your razor-sharp wit.


Hey, I laughed at least...

Nitewulf went to Stuyvesant, you can be quite sure that he tells himself that on a regular basis.

 

[bishoptl]

The only time you hook up with a coworker is if you don't care about the consequences. If you can tolerate the "awkward" moments that follow fine. If you actually like her and want to date her...THAT'S fine too. But if you're gonna regret having to look her in that same eyes you aimed your spooge at :lol then you're shit out of luck man. Just tell her you don't want to be involved anymore, and let it be. It'll be awkward for a bit, but who really cares? If you rocked her world, maybe the word will get around the office, and you could find yourself getting some more part-time pussy from work...maybe even AT work. I'd love for some sex at work...but I think it's kinda illegal in my case. :lol PEACE.

YOU BANGED A GIMP

 

[WordAssassin]

Well, now everyone at work is calling me by my petname. Awesome.

Ugh. I hate it when petnames get out at the workplace. Especially where I work, where there's like....no conduct rules. >_<

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

dont you guys know about the worlds theory? WORLDS COLLIDE.

 

[Pachinko]

38 D's aren't hugely oversized. On a 120 pound frame those puppies must look magnificient. I worked with a girl that was about that size, 34D is what she claimed she had. All I can say is hurray for boobies.

 

[StoOgE]

38 D's aren't hugely oversized..

they arent comically big or anything.. but you normally dont get them that big on a frame that small. Lets just say they tempted me to do something that Im very glad I didnt do given it was her first time.

 

[Vormund]

pics would be nice in this thread.

 

[fart]

Yes, but she wants to talk AT WORK. She's killing INDEPENDENT STOOGE!

:lol

DUANE, TELL US ANOTHER COKE STORY

 

[Grizzlyjin]

dont you guys know about the worlds theory? WORLDS COLLIDE.

How can anyone not know about The Worlds!?

 

[Eminem]

YOURE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

 

[Gek54]

I still have yet to recieve the blacklash from dating one of the VP's daughters and then dumping her in the worst way....but I know its comming.