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[The Lunch Legend]

 

[highrider]

Can't believe nobody mentioned me. I'm 53 and still smoking hot.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Can't believe nobody mentioned me. I'm 53 and still smoking hot.

That's the weed conserving you, mate..

 

[highrider]

That's the weed conserving you, mate..

It's because I don't feel stress. I dated a girl that was a masseuse a couple years ago, she was giving me a back rub and she was like you have no muscle tension at all, I've never encountered this

 

[GymWolf]

It's because I don't feel stress. I dated a girl that was a masseuse a couple years ago, she was giving me a back rub and she was like you have no muscle tension at all, I've never encountered this

I hope she didn't said the same under the sheets...

 

[highrider]

I hope she didn't said the same under the sheets...

Didn't bang, too clingy. But if you're ultimately suggesting I'm diminishing because of age you're right

 

[GymWolf]

Didn't bang, too clingy. But if you're ultimately suggesting I'm diminishing because of age you're right

Nah broh,i was just fucking around, i'm sure you are as mainly as ever.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

My cock is the only thing that still works on my body.

 

[borborygmus]

This before and after selfie is the reason why Helen Mirren is an empowering beauty influencer for women now

If there is one A-lister you can count on for straight-talking beauty, it’s Dame Helen Mirren;

www.telegraph.co.uk

Can't unsee Boris Johnson.

 

[jufonuk]

Helen Mirren. 75.

That's more like it old bit still would. Up to 59 is still acceptable afterwards is going into cougar town.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I've seen studies saying both men and women peak in their 30s but I'm not sure of the validity of them. lol

"Peak" in what?

Just measuring the largest amount of attraction the other gender feels for one, it's around 22 for women and around 35 for men.

Though most men usually feel most attracted to that 20 to 23 age bracket, while women also feel a lot of attraction for men that are their age. Depends on those men having their shit together by now, though.

 

[teezzy]

My cock is the only thing that still works on my body.

Commie pinko scum

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Commie pinko scum

 

[teezzy]

Get a job hipp...

*zip*

 

[ManofOne]

Nikki Murphy

 

[Kazza]

Ah man, I was looking for this thread at the weekend, but couldn't remember the name . It's because I wanted to post this:

Kerri Ann Hoskins aka Sonya Blade at 50

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Ah man, I was looking for this thread at the weekend, but couldn't remember the name . It's because I wanted to post this:

Kerri Ann Hoskins aka Sonya Blade at 50

damn, that 1,000 Cock stare cuts right through me..

 

[lock2k]

"Peak" in what?

Just measuring the largest amount of attraction the other gender feels for one, it's around 22 for women and around 35 for men.

Though most men usually feel most attracted to that 20 to 23 age bracket, while women also feel a lot of attraction for men that are their age. Depends on those men having their shit together by now, though.

ok?

 

[missiles]

Amanda Holden, 49.

 

[Coolwhhip]

This thread is just proof aging sucks. What are scientists doing? Sort that aging thing out.

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

50 year old women who have still got it are much sexier than the young ones. I approve the thread!

 

[The New Guy]

I don't know if 44 is 'old', she'd probably slap in me in real life for suggesting it. Either way, Isla Fisher is stunning, and I think she has only got better looking with age. Sacha Baron Cohen is a lucky guy.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Emma Samms is 60. She was on Dynasty in the 80s. Recent pic from her Twitter.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

It's not Christmas until Nigella licks the spoon after giving a huge chocolate log a good creaming. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...lawson-bbc-cook-eat-repeat-time-b1719008.html

 

[teezzy]

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I was thinking I would.

#derail

Kate Baley. 60

 

[triplestation]

i'd rather make out with hulk hogan

 

[CloudShiner]

Lucrezia Millarini, 44, UK newsreader. The eyes, her skin...that mouth. After careful consideration, I believe I would.

 

[and 3 others]

I would say Famke Janssen (56)

Until she got horrid plastic surgery.

She's gotten lip injections which look bad too, which also make her sound real weird when she talks.

 

[Super Mario]

I would say Famke Janssen (56)

Until she got horrid plastic surgery.

She's gotten lip injections which look bad too, which also make her sound real weird when she talks.

This. This is a shame. Girls who are really beautiful, don't turn into trolls overnight. But they sure can fuck it up faster with all of this shit.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

This. This is a shame. Girls who are really beautiful, don't turn into trolls overnight. But they sure can fuck it up faster with all of this shit.

I don't know why they do it. There's so many examples of women aging gracefully looking fine af and twice as many examples of women getting surgery looking like they've solved an anaphylactic shock with a frying pan.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Wow @ Famke.

Also, I remember Emma Sams watching Dynasty a bit in the 80ies when my mom watched that.
She was super cute.

Cool to see she still is.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Helen Mirren. 75.

Would blow that back out then hit the bingo circuit after.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Woah.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Tara Leigh Patrick, AKA Carmen Electra (48)

 

[T8SC]

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Woah.

Fucking hell.

 

[teezzy]

i bet i could get a skinny little Michigan cougar to let me lick her paws

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Wow @ Famke.

Also, I remember Emma Sams watching Dynasty a bit in the 80ies when my mom watched that.
She was super cute.

Cool to see she still is.

Ya. Samms was such a sweetheart. She looks so different now, but in a different hot way. She looks like Julia Ann.

And that reminds me, Catherine Oxenburg was hot too. Still looking good at about 60 too. Here's a pic from 3 years ago.

My parents loved watching that show. My brothers and I didn't, but we did love these two.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Ya. Samms was such a sweetheart. She looks so different now, but in a different hot way. She looks like Julia Ann.

And that reminds me, Catherine Oxenburg was hot too. Still looking good at about 60 too. Here's a pic from 3 years ago.

My parents loved watching that show. My brothers and I didn't, but we did love these two.

Yay, Catherine Oxenberg was another super hot woman in that show (also don't forget Heather Locklear!)
I remember her from a couple of other tv productions as well.

Aged like fine wine.

I think the problem with those beauty OPs is, that they go completely overboard one time instead of correcting a bit here and there over the years.

 

[juliushandle]

Linda Carter at 69.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

My ass will hit the ceiling on the upswing with this broad.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Fucking hell.

Even hell would send that thing back.

 

[MetalAlien]

My ass will hit the ceiling on the upswing with this broad.

oops wrong old lady

well I'll post it anyway..

 

[Stouffers]

She can get the beef anytime

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Liljagare]

Claudia Black, from Farscape and Stargate.

Virginia Hey, blue lady in Farscape, 65.

 

[jufonuk]

My ass will hit the ceiling on the upswing with this broad.

Yes

May have already posted but it bares repeating.

Redirect Notice

 

[jason10mm]

Linda Carter at 69.

That like 4-5 years younger than my moms. Ain't non fucking way she looks like that in normal daylight.