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teezzy
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The Day It Snowed
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I'm 30 and last year fucked a 53 year old.
She would do literally anything.
Not the hottest I've had but one of the most fun.
She would do literally anything.
Not the hottest I've had but one of the most fun.
West Texas CEO
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Yup, that's the basic trade-off when it comes to older women.
They're not the hot-as-fuck 20 year olds they once were, so now they have to overcompensate in an attempt to preserve any male attention they can muster.
#Phonepunk#
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Sofia Vergara, 48
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The Day It Snowed
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I mean she was pretty hot. Stretch marks from pregnancy and tits had sagged a bit but she was slim and in shape.
Would she have tongued my ass 30 years ago as she furiously wanked me off?
Jury's still out.
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StreetsofBeige
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I'm not sure how up to date these pics are, but the Landers sisters are both around 60. They are the ones on the left and right in each pic.
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The Day It Snowed
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Dunno my mate is shagging a 22 year old.
She likes to be slapped and spat on.
My cock is twitching just thinking about it.
West Texas CEO
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GeorgPrime
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Fucking hell.
Sad experience.... i know.
Switching from PS 4 to Xbox Series X can be a horrifying experience.
CloudShiner
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She looks good for her age...in her prime, she was one of my all time favourites...stunning face and body.
Linda Carter at 69.
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betlbum2
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Just insanely beautiful. To me she is perfect.
lock2k
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It's honestly of of humanity's mysteries to me. They ALL end up looking like monsters.Those rebuilt women usually end up looking like
Why do they do it? They can't honestly think it looks better.
What have you done!?
ForAcademicPurposes
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#Phonepunk#
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Monica Bellucci, 55
StreetsofBeige
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Mel C from Spice Girls. This pic is from 3 years ago so she'd be 43. So not old, but IMO she's the best looking Spice Girl for probably the past 10 years.
She wasted her time doing all that junky sporty image 20 years ago looking trashy wearing running shoes and headbands. She should have dolled herself up more because she's actually good looking.
She wasted her time doing all that junky sporty image 20 years ago looking trashy wearing running shoes and headbands. She should have dolled herself up more because she's actually good looking.
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Slings and Arrows
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If were going to do it, then lets do it:
Baby spice (44)
Mel B (45)
Ginger Spice (48)
Posh Beckham (46)
Baby spice (44)
Mel B (45)
Ginger Spice (48)
Posh Beckham (46)
lock2k
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Mel B is the best hands downIf were going to do it, then lets do it:
Baby spice (44)
Mel B (45)
Ginger Spice (48)
Posh Beckham (46)
West Texas CEO
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heh, you guys keep believing in that black magic .January Jones, 42.
Coolwhhip
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January Jones, 42.
42 is OLD? You're basically late 30s, most people still don't look old then.
NeoIkaruGAF
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Yeah, she was the last of the group I’d pick when I was a horny teenager and the Spice Girls were all the rage.Mel C from Spice Girls. This pic is from 3 years ago so she'd be 43. So not old, but IMO she's the best looking Spice Girl for probably the past 10 years.
She wasted her time doing all that junky sporty image 20 years ago looking trashy wearing running shoes and headbands. She should have dolled herself up more because she's actually good looking.
When they did that reunion concert a few years ago I saw the pics and damn, Mel C went from bottom of the chart straight to number 1 for 30+ yo me.
Stiflers Mom
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Interesting, because I said that even back in their prime in the 90ies.Mel C from Spice Girls. This pic is from 3 years ago so she'd be 43. So not old, but IMO she's the best looking Spice Girl for probably the past 10 years.
She wasted her time doing all that junky sporty image 20 years ago looking trashy wearing running shoes and headbands. She should have dolled herself up more because she's actually good looking.
I had a music magazine where on the cover they were all wearing the same make up and the same short black dress, and you could easily see there that she had the best body and the best facial structure.
She just had to pretend to be the ugly duckling for the others to shine by wearing that chav outfit.
On even terms she was beating them out of the water.
Seems she was the best singer of them easily as well.
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Slings and Arrows
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Constance Zimmer of House of Cards. 50. (She needs to shave those arms though)
lock2k
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Damn, he looks better than he did in the 80's.Boy George (59)
Slings and Arrows
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He uses the age-old anti-aging cream "Mens jizz"
lock2k
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Guess I'll be looking like Clint Eastwood in the next ten years because I ain't touching that. Good for him tho. LOL
RoboFu
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I was going to post the same thing. Real life vampire for sure!I don't understand how Salma Hayek (53) wasn't included in the OP
Big Chungus
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Constance Zimmer of House of Cards. 50. (She needs to shave those arms though)
I don't see any hair on her arms...
Slings and Arrows
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Are you German? Stevie Wonder can see that arm hair
Big Chungus
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Find a better picture and check her arms again you goof.
Slings and Arrows
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I will, for science.
black don't crack...If were going to do it, then lets do it:
Baby spice (44)
Mel B (45)
Ginger Spice (48)
Posh Beckham (46)
West Texas CEO
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Too dry
Too old?
Peggies
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Maya Rudolph- 48 yo
teezzy
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Greasy Caveman
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Sad!
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