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[BlackSalad]

did a search for Old Grandma Hardcore" and didn't find any results.. delete if old..

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http://oghc.blogspot.com/

This blog is the chronicle of my experiences with Grandma, the video-game playing queen of her age-bracket and weight class. She will beat any PS2, XBox, GameCube, etc., console game put in front of her, just like she always has. Her favorite game of all time was Final Fantasy VII, her current task is reaching 100% in tour mode of Outlaw Golf 2. These are her stories. She is absolutely real. She lives in Cleveland.

Best grandma ever!

The following are actual quotes my Grandma used while playing Resident Evil 4:

"NO! Stupid Bitch!"

"Fucking Bitch, get out of the way when I'm shooting!"

"Fuck! FUCK!!!! Why can't I just give her the fucking ...TMP so we can get by these assholes while she just stands there!"

"[mimicking the cries of Ashley in a high pitched crazy-voice] LEEOON! HEELLP! I'M A STUPID BITCH AND GOT CAUGHT AGAIN!!!"

"Motherfucking whore won't duck when I shoot!"

:lol :lol

 

[demi]

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No no, that was a joke, this is pretty new.

 

[etiolate]

"Fuck! FUCK!!!! Why can't I just give her the fucking ...TMP so we can get by these assholes while she just stands there!"

haha

tmp and ashley, match made in heaven

 

[FortNinety]

 

[sammy]

"Motherfucking whore won't duck when I shoot!"

:lol :lol :lol @ the fact that Ashley very much fits the steryotype of "granddaughter" extremely well.

 

[Beezy]

That's a cool grandma. I wanna sit at home and play videogames all day too when I get old.

 

[Ash Housewares]

favorite game is FF7? yet another poser

 

[Unison]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[krypt0nian]

This is perfect insert cock here photoshop mats! Thank you! :lol

 

[Unison]

Wow, this old lady has the life I aspire to. :lol

Game on!

 

[Zaptruder]

favorite game is FF7? yet another poser

Nah, you're the only poser here. I mean, fair enough if you don't like the game, but to diss on other people for liking the game... now that's just hardcore compensation. If you're a real gamer, even if you don't like a game, you can still recognize its qualities enough to know that they'll be people around that can like it, and not be considered crackheads for liking it...

 

[Ash Housewares]

she's a mean machine, cuts your head off clean!!!

Nah, you're the only poser here. I mean, fair enough if you don't like the game, but to diss on other people for liking the game... now that's just hardcore compensation. If you're a real gamer, even if you don't like a game, you can still recognize its qualities enough to know that they'll be people around that can like it, and not be considered crackheads for liking it...

don't feed me

 

[Smiles and Cries]

:lol :lol thats some funny shit

 

[Zaptruder]

she's a mean machine, cuts your head off clean!!!



don't feed me

BRING IT ON CUNTRAG!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Sounds like Annarchy in 60 years.