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[Incognito]

SHE FUCKING WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

"i want you to care blah blah blah"

"you never show emotion."

"i want to see you emotional"

"ive talked to my friends and we all think that you're just some cold blooded heartless person"

WAHHHH

FUCKIN A

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

OT: When did the phrase "fuckin a" become a statement of grief?

I always remember it being an affirmative statment.

FUCKIN A!

 

[Incognito]

i mean, everytime i sign on aim, she's RIGHT THERE WITH A 60 MINUTES INTERVENTION.

i just spent 7 hours on halo, get back on the PC, and she magically appears. wtf.

 

[Matlock]

post pix

and say

"I'm going to die soon, stop giving me grief you bitch"

 

[Mr Gump]

I tried to get myself in your position, and i wont understand your position until i am there. Which looks unlikely now.

 

[Incognito]

post pix

and say

"I'm going to die soon, stop giving me grief you bitch"

:lol :lol :lol

doesn't sound too bad. HOWS THAT FOR EMOTION????

 

[Diablos]

post pix

and say

"I'm going to die soon, stop giving me grief you bitch"

 

[etiolate]

If she stops by your Mustang and asks you to get into the car with her, just say no if you love your pretty face.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

I think we all know what you should do. Fake your death.

 

[krypt0nian]

Tell her your gay because of GAF.

 

[Macam]

I never fuck best friends because they're all guys. But that's good to know, I suppose.

 

[demi]

I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy bitch.

 

[Drozmight]

You should just pull out a guitar and play the rift from "heart Cooks Brain" and walk away.

 

[Boogie]

"ive talked to my friends and we all think that you're just some cold blooded heartless person"

I dunno, it seems to me they've got you nailed there ;P

 

[GhaleonEB]

Just tell her that you had the chance to see the real her, and it scared the shit out of you.

 

[fugimax]

play the rift

the rift, eh?

 

[Drozmight]

the rift, eh?

haha. well, whatever it is you call it.

 

[lexy]

Tell her you love her.

 

[Jewbacca]

Tell her you fucked her so you could see if you were gay... and you are

 

[norinrad21]

You were willing to stick it inside her, now be a man and tell her you enjoy having her around, She's not some kind of a machine you go in and out little boy.

 

[Ned Flanders]

K..slightly personal question here LS. You have a "port" right? Like for feeding etc? I mean I assume those you boink would know about something like that, but does it ever interfere during intercourse etc? Do you mix it in..like, "Lick my port" or rub it on their nipples etc?


Do you think deez hoes is more apt to get clingy because you're soon to kick? You think they all want to believe that they're your "dying love" or something? I mean you fuck who you like, to be frank, but I wonder if there's some sort of strange pyschological thing going on when you lay down for a guy who's terminal. I'm sure there's a name for an appropriate syndrome by now..

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

HE FUCKING WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

"i want you to care blah blah blah"

"sorry for making you cry."

"a lil bit of lube never hurt no-one"

"ive talked to my friends and we all think that you're just perfect for some gay orgy"

"let me touch ur anal with the tip of my penis again"

WAHHHH

FUCKIN A(nal hurts like hell)

fucking best friends would suck for the most of us GAFers...

 

[APF]

SHE FUCKING WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

"i want you to care blah blah blah"

"you never show emotion."

"i want to see you emotional"

"ive talked to my friends and we all think that you're just some cold blooded heartless person"

WAHHHH

FUCKIN A

Well, why don't you care? Sounds like the sex didn't lead anywhere and now you're both out a best friend. I'd be pissed too.

 

[Meier]

but does it ever interfere during intercourse etc? Do you mix it in..like, "Lick my port" or rub it on their nipples etc?

I have never laughed as hard on GAF as I did when I read "Lick my port." Dude, I'm the one who is dying here. :lol :lol

 

[Suerte]

Tell me about it, demi is always hanging around here now.

That's the last time I plunder his love bucket.

 

[mightynine]

If she stops by your Mustang and asks you to get into the car with her, just say no if you love your pretty face.

hehhehheh

 

[Baconäger]

"The truth is, you're just not terribly important to me."

 

[human5892]

Take acid. It'll give you an idea.

 

[Ecrofirt]

So not to intrude, but what exactly are you ill with Incognito? I've known for awhile that you were sick, but now I'm reading stuff about feeding ports and whatnot.

 

[Baconäger]

So not to intrude, but what exactly are you ill with Incognito? I've known for awhile that you were sick, but now I'm reading stuff about feeding ports and whatnot.

It's the AIDS.

 

[scissorfight]

"fuckin' a."

 

[border]

I think there is some sort of feeding tube. I have no idea why you'd call it a "port" though - he's not a computer :lol "Just use the USB port to get all your MP3s into Incognito"

 

[Azih]

I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy bitch.

AHhahAHAHA oh man.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I fucked my best friend. Well she was at the time. It didn't really change the relationship that much. We always flirted with each other and just 'went there' a few times. It was a bit weird right afterwards because we had to talk out exactly where we were. But we decided to remain friends, and still hang out. BTW, we were friends for about 4 years before doing anything.

But it sounds like your best friend always wanted more than friendship and you hitting it sent her a signal that now is the time to get more.

 

[thorns]

The whole concept of being a "best friend" with a girl is doomed from the beginning (if you're a guy and not gay).

 

[Malleymal]

i did this exact thing with a best friend and we are still together now... it changed everything.....

 

[Hilo]

"Eat shit, fuck off, and die you psycho bitch from hell" usually works.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Psycho hose beast?

Give her five minutes of your time to air her grievances (about the lack of your 'emotional side' or whatever), ask her what on earth it is she is expecting from you specifically, react accordingly -- and then if she continues being insane, just ask her to listen to herself for a moment and chill out. You can avoid being nasty and be friendly without being a total sap I'm sure.

I say this because I've kinda done the opposite before... gotten a little afraid of attention and told good people to fuck right off. And I've been on the other side of this situation too. A whining clingy mess... and been told, not verbally but through actions and attitude, to fuck right off. People need to realise when they're blowing things out of proportion, but I think it could be done in a way that keeps everything cool in the friend circle or whatever.

 

[Phoenix]

I guess I'm from obvious land, but I could have told you that would have been a bad idea.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I have to ask, was it some good sex?

 

[Mr. Lemming]

Didn't she know you weren't emotional beforehand? I mean being best friends and all I would think that would be public information.

 

[Slo]

I have to ask, was it some good sex?

Is that all you think about dskillz? :lol

 

[LakeEarth]

OT: When did the phrase "fuckin a" become a statement of grief?

I always remember it being an affirmative statment.

FUCKIN A!

Incognito has been reminding me of one of my friends time and time again. The women troubles, other threads, and now, saying fucking A in a negative way. If I wasn't sure my friend would be banned minutes after his first post, I would think they were the same person.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I've got a friend who says "Fucking 'Eh"

He makes me sad.

 

[NintendosBooger]

Scare her off by making her think you're weird.

Tell her you're into anal, whips/chains, and double-headed dildo penetration.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Is that all you think about dskillz? :lol

Just wondering. That might explaing his reluctance to have anything to do with her.

 

[scorcho]

Just wondering. That might explaing his reluctance to have anything to do with her.

true. great sex usually leads to more, even if you're not interested in the person.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy bitch.

:lol:lol
That thread rocked

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

The whole concept of being a "best friend" with a girl is doomed from the beginning (if you're a guy and not gay).

Meh, it's working alright for me on the second try

 

[Incognito]

K..slightly personal question here LS. You have a "port" right? Like for feeding etc? I mean I assume those you boink would know about something like that, but does it ever interfere during intercourse etc? Do you mix it in..like, "Lick my port" or rub it on their nipples etc?


Do you think deez hoes is more apt to get clingy because you're soon to kick? You think they all want to believe that they're your "dying love" or something? I mean you fuck who you like, to be frank, but I wonder if there's some sort of strange pyschological thing going on when you lay down for a guy who's terminal. I'm sure there's a name for an appropriate syndrome by now..

:lol :lol Yeah, I have a feeding tube. For the past eight years, so most everyone knows about it. It's never posed a problem during intercourse, but I woulndn't know any differently since I haven't had sex WITHOUT my feeding tube. Badboy was placed when I was 15, first lucky girl lay was 17...

I dunno why they get all clingy, but now she's wanting to come over and borrow some books as to see what "interests" me and makes me motivated. :gay And she's been constantly nagging me to take her to a Missions game since I have seasons tickets, but frankly, the Missions suck and I don't like sitting in the heat to watch them lose over in the badside part of town. I've told her this countless times, even offered her the tickets herself to take a friend or whatever, but NOO. Fuck.

So not to intrude, but what exactly are you ill with Incognito? I've known for awhile that you were sick, but now I'm reading stuff about feeding ports and whatnot.

Cystic Fibrosis.

I have to ask, was it some good sex?

It was good, but she felt the need to bring up my past over and over during our fling of fun. "I don't know why you're touchign my breasts, you've definitely felt bigger."

"I don't want to do that; you've surely had better and with cuter girls."

Turnoff city.