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OMG WTF....my "ex" is insane

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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
so yeah, i wouldn't even call her my ex. we kinda "saw" each other for like three weeks back in august of last year. all that ever happened was a few kisses. then I broke it off. She took it well and we really haven't said much to each other since. i vaguely see her at work from time to time...we never talk.

i get on AIM for some nice, drunken convos and this is the shit i get:
bitchcrazy: hey
AngryGodOfJebus: oh wow, hey
bitchcrazy: how have you been?
AngryGodOfJebus: eh, pretty good. nothing major. yourself?
bitchcrazy: really good
AngryGodOfJebus: cool :)
bitchcrazy: well i'm about to go to bed, but i have something to tell you...
AngryGodOfJebus: ok...?
bitchcrazy: Its when I'm standing six feet away from you and not being able to find the words to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you, I want to scream to the whole room that I'm in love with you. It's when I'm all alone with the phone in my hand dialing your number then hanging up that I would trade a thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. It's when I'm really sad about something and I need to talk, that I realize that you are the only one that really knows me at all. It's when I cry myself to sleep at night and it hits me how much I would give to hold you at that very moment. It's when I think about you that I realize that no one else in the world is meant for me...
good night, eric.
AngryGodOfJebus: g'night
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lol, what in the fuck is this? she was psycho and fucking annoying. how the hell am i supposed to respond to this? christ.
I don't hate her or anything, but goddamn. i should just link her to this thread and take the pussy way out...
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
bitchcrazy: Its when I'm standing six feet away from you and not being able to find the words to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you, I want to scream to the whole room that I'm in love with you. It's when I'm all alone with the phone in my hand dialing your number then hanging up that I would trade a thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. It's when I'm really sad about something and I need to talk, that I realize that you are the only one that really knows me at all. It's when I cry myself to sleep at night and it hits me how much I would give to hold you at that very moment. It's when I think about you that I realize that no one else in the world is meant for me...
good night, eric.
AngryGodOfJebus: g'night
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I may not be ebtirely sober, but all that followed by your reply.....fucking funny.
 
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Azala

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I'd hope you would treat her with more respect than that. You can at least be a gentleman about it. Psycho or not, she's going to have her heart crushed.

[edit] Let me spin it from the stereotypical male angle. Girls talk, and how you treat the ex could easily get around to some attractive women you might otherwise have had a chance with. It's how we treat others, including those that don't necessarily deserve our best, that says the most about us.

You can be firm without being a jerk.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Azala said:
I'd hope you would treat her with more respect than that. You can at least be a gentleman about it. Psycho or not, she's going to have her heart crushed.
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:lol all i've said to her so far was "g'night"

i dunno wtf to say. i've never been a lady's man, and i've only had one serious girlfriend, and that relationship lasted just under 2 years. besides that i've had some one night stands and two real girlfriends. and her. i dunno wtf to do.

"hey, sorry, i have no feelings for you. see ya later!"
yeah, that seems good.
 
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demi

Member
Eminem said:
how the hell am i supposed to respond to this?
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AngryGodOfJebus: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy Bitch.
 
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
You're so fucked up for posting this. I can't believe you share our secrets with some random people over the internet. You have no idea what it feels like to breathe down somebody's neck, with a butcher knife in your left hand...slowly raising it...hoping to thrust it into the body of the one you love. I love you so much that if I killed you, I'd kill myself and we can be happy in heaven. We can make babies in heaven. OMG I WANT YOUR COCK SO BAD RIGHT NOW! But I'm gonna' go to sleep instead.


Dude...fucking run. Trust me. :|
 
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Leon

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A girl's so madly into you that she can't help but TELL you straight up and the only possible explanation you find for it is that she's "a crazy psycho"? :lol

Let her down easy. Why the hell not. If she's serious, it should be pretty easy for you to keep your distance since you two haven't been talking for a while, so there's a minimum of awkwardness already.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Mama Smurf said:
Oh it's so wrong. Early headache!
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SHUT UP. I was thinking the plural of lady and the apostrophe confused things.

the woman's away message is "I'm resting my eyes...:) <3"

DA FUCK


demi said:
AngryGodOfJebus: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy Bitch.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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demi

Member
i should just link her to this thread and take the pussy way out...
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Maybe she'll register and make a thread complete with pictures of you delivering pizzas!

bitchcrazy851 said:
THIS IS MAH MAN LOOK AT HIM DELIVER THOSE PIZZAS OOOO GUY LET ME TOUCH YOU <333

DENG IN MY MOUTH BABY!

~~*bitchcrazy*~~
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
J2 Cool said:
maybe she's got a sense of humor and's just fucking with you? :lol
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god i hope so. i'm just not going to say anything until tomorrow.

demi said:
Maybe she'll register and make a thread complete with pictures of you delivering pizzas!
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Well, I'd deliver her pizzas

...if she was hotter, that is.
 
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Ecrofirt

Member
AngryGodOfJebus said:
AngryGodOfJebus: g'night
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:lol :lol :lol

demi said:
AngryGodOfJebus: I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen. Crazy Bitch.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I nearly pissed myself with this!
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Hey demi I watched Spaced earlier you'd have been sp proud. All of it. It was a almostsevenhourbutnotquitecosnoadverts-athon.

Netx timew you see her online, just write "I love you." Then, when she's responded, follow it up with "Psyche". I know, it's old school, but SO WORTH IT.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Rorschach said:
Show her your tag. Surely that's a deal breaker.
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:lol :lol



this is nice for you sports fans:

friend: that's just fucked up
friend: i'm not sure what is worse
friend: your situation
friend: or the lakers "frontline"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol




but really, should i type something now while she's away and idle? or wait till she's online?
 
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demi

Member
Mama Smurf said:
Hey demi I watched Spaced earlier you'd have been sp proud. All of it. It was a almostsevenhourbutnotquitecosnoadverts-athon.
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Is this a good quote or a bad one?

Either way watching Spaced means you are a good person in my book.

I've almost filled up one page!


but really, should i type something now while she's away and idle? or wait till she's online?
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runmotherfuckerrun5vf.jpg
 
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demi

Member
mashoutposse said:
Thanks guys :lol
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Seriously though, it's from Spaced. That's about it. SPACED

My current avatar is not from Spaced. All those other ones were, except those Shaun of the Dead ones I had.

Do a quick googling to learn more about Spaced.
 
mashoutposse

mashoutposse

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demi said:
Seriously though, it's from Spaced. That's about it. SPACED

My current avatar is not from Spaced. All those other ones were, except those Shaun of the Dead ones I had.

Do a quick googling to learn more about Spaced.
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UK sitcom? OK, thanks. Is the Joey thing an inside joke with the show?
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
welp, demi's image is my away message for the night.


haven't said shit to her. we both work 4-9 tomorrow. this should be fun. i dunno if i'm gonna confront her like it was a joke, or just ignore her. quite a toss-up. TOMORROW WILL BE FUN
 
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