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OMG WTF....my "ex" is insane
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Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Eminem said:
Will's can be more speicifc you know.
She didnt write the poem/slasher note, you figured that out already, but that doesnt mean she didnt just find it and think "yesssh, YESSSSH, THISSHH will make him love me." (i see her with some kind of lisp, a hunchback, and a slight limp).
So you will have to either:
a. avoid her for the rest of your life
b. Tell her you dont feel the same way (AT ALL, crazy bitch)
c. Be like "yo' bitch i 'aint down with that crazy shizzle you be sending me on AImizzle" she'll fall out of what i call 'clocktower with a rifle love' before you get to the first shizzle.
d. Use her, abuse her, dump her, then wait for demi's prophecy to come true.
Id go with A.
So you will have to either:
a. avoid her for the rest of your life
b. Tell her you dont feel the same way (AT ALL, crazy bitch)
c. Be like "yo' bitch i 'aint down with that crazy shizzle you be sending me on AImizzle" she'll fall out of what i call 'clocktower with a rifle love' before you get to the first shizzle.
d. Use her, abuse her, dump her, then wait for demi's prophecy to come true.
Id go with A.
Tommie Hu$tle
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This is great. I really wasn't expecting this.
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Deleted member 4784
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Geez... could you be any more insensitive towards your ex-girlfriends feelings? If your comments here are any indication of the consideration you showed her throughout the course of your relationship, I must wonder how she can hold any regard for you at all. I just don't understand how you can call your ex a "crazy bitch" for having the gull to still be in love with you. Seriously... this is just amazing to me. =\
Waychel said:
well, the fact that we weren't even ever really together, and the fact that she hasn't said so much as a word to me for nearly 6 months, and then all of a sudden drops this on me....yeah, she's crazy.
like i said, even when we "broke up"(although i don't know how you break up with someone you're not seeing), she was cool about it and didn't seem to even care that much. she's just like "yeah, it's a good thing to stop it now so it doesn't get too serious. i'm sure this is for the best. we'll still see each other around."
i stand firmly behind my belief that she is mentally unstable.
fallout said:
Or this post:
http://forums.gaming-age.com/showpost.php?p=1050281&postcount=26
She was just fuckin' around, I bet.
so, as accurately as i can remember, here's how it went down...
first time i see her, i just say "what's up?" blah blah blah, all casual. i'm waiting for her to say something about last night....but she doesn't say a word. so then finally i get around to bringing it up:
"so what was that about last night?"
"oh, that? *half-smile, shrugs her shoulders* what'd you think?"
"uh, i really don't know what to think." (I REALLY wanted to ask her if it was serious, but if it was I knew it'd fucking crush her, so I didn't ask)
"well, let your heart tell you what to do" (right here i had to stop myself from laughing out loud. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? am i secretly being filmed for a cliched chick flick? seriously"
"....alright"
"hey, we'll talk after we both get off, ok darlin'"
"sure"
the whole night i really didn't know what to think. she had to be serious....in which case, why'd she wait so fucking long? gah. whatever. i tried to just avoid her and not think about it till we both got off at 9.
we leave at the same time, and she asks me "hey, come sit in my car for a bit so we can talk"
I swear to god, the first thing i thought of was demi's picture. i thought the moment i stepped into her car my life was forfeit. but whatever. sure, i'll get in.
we sit down, and it goes something like this:
"so what do you think about what i said?"
"is that really how you feel?"
"well, not totally. i mean, most of the time" (wtf)
"so why'd you wait so long to tell me? i mean, you could have said this last year when we were kinda together"
"well i didn't feel that way then. actually, i thought you were kind of a dick"
"uhhh...thanks? so now what, i'm not a dick anymore?"
"no, not at all. after being around you so long and seeing how you act and work....it's a big turn on. i have this really big thing for you now" (right here is where i thought to myself "oh fuck me")
"so what, you want to try and be together again?"
"yeah. what do you think? are you seeing anyone?" (funny, you'd think she'd learn this before she started all this)
"no, not at the moment. i'm trying to get with someone, though" (i wanted to just tell her i was seeing someone, but i was a pussy and couldn't lie to her"
at that moment, one of the guys we work with named Matt, who also smokes pot every time he makes a delivery, starts banging on the window and yells "ARE YOU TWO GONNA FUCK?"
...totally not what i needed right now. she's looking at him, and i'm mouthing with a serious face while pointing "get the fuck out of here"
he finally gets it and takes off.
girl: "god i love that kid"
"yeah, he's one of a kind" (he's actually behind me on my couch right now, drinking a busch light and watching ESPN. fucking cocksucker)
"so anyway, since you're not seeing anyone, what do you think?"
"uh, ya know, i don't know. like i said, i have a certain girl in mind. i think i'm gonna wait and see where that goes"
"who is it?"
"i think you know her. malorie, that short red head"
"THAT FUCKING BITCH? no, fuck her. she's a whore"
"woah, ok, calm the fuck down. seriously. jesus christ"
"i can't stand her. what the fuck? she's better than me?"
"alright, you know what, i don't like where this is going. ya know, i'm sorry, but i can't do this with you right now. if you felt this way, you should have said something to me a long time ago. i'm sorry. really."
"so that's it then? it's a no?"
"for right now, yeah. i mean, maybe somewhere down the line, yeah. but not right now."
"so are things going to be awkward between us now?"
"i'm not gonna lie...probably"
"well, i still want us to be friends"
"yeah, sure. but for right now, nothing more"
"ok then..."
"yeah, i'm gonna head on home. i'll talk to ya. have a good night"
"whatever. you'll probably get a drunken phone call from me tonight"
"haha, ok. see ya"
i met up with matt the window banger, gave him a hardcore tapper, and then we came back here.
i dunno, the way she talked, she seemed more desperate than anything. she sounded so fucking sad at the end of the conversation. i mean, like, it hurt me to hear her talk =/
bah. didn't end very good. but christ-o-rama you should have seen how she reacted when she found out who i was trying to get with. hell, i think that girl malorie is gonna turn up dead in a ditch tomorrow.
but yeah, it's all over, hopefully. i really, really, really don't think i'm going to pick up my cell phone if she calls it later tonight. she said she'd be drunk, and i know i'll be drunk. bad things would happen.
so, in conclusion, i feel really bad for her. not because i think she really liked me that much, but because i think she just wants to like anyone that much.
crazy fucking bitch.
first time i see her, i just say "what's up?" blah blah blah, all casual. i'm waiting for her to say something about last night....but she doesn't say a word. so then finally i get around to bringing it up:
"so what was that about last night?"
"oh, that? *half-smile, shrugs her shoulders* what'd you think?"
"uh, i really don't know what to think." (I REALLY wanted to ask her if it was serious, but if it was I knew it'd fucking crush her, so I didn't ask)
"well, let your heart tell you what to do" (right here i had to stop myself from laughing out loud. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? am i secretly being filmed for a cliched chick flick? seriously"
"....alright"
"hey, we'll talk after we both get off, ok darlin'"
"sure"
the whole night i really didn't know what to think. she had to be serious....in which case, why'd she wait so fucking long? gah. whatever. i tried to just avoid her and not think about it till we both got off at 9.
we leave at the same time, and she asks me "hey, come sit in my car for a bit so we can talk"
I swear to god, the first thing i thought of was demi's picture. i thought the moment i stepped into her car my life was forfeit. but whatever. sure, i'll get in.
we sit down, and it goes something like this:
"so what do you think about what i said?"
"is that really how you feel?"
"well, not totally. i mean, most of the time" (wtf)
"so why'd you wait so long to tell me? i mean, you could have said this last year when we were kinda together"
"well i didn't feel that way then. actually, i thought you were kind of a dick"
"uhhh...thanks? so now what, i'm not a dick anymore?"
"no, not at all. after being around you so long and seeing how you act and work....it's a big turn on. i have this really big thing for you now" (right here is where i thought to myself "oh fuck me")
"so what, you want to try and be together again?"
"yeah. what do you think? are you seeing anyone?" (funny, you'd think she'd learn this before she started all this)
"no, not at the moment. i'm trying to get with someone, though" (i wanted to just tell her i was seeing someone, but i was a pussy and couldn't lie to her"
at that moment, one of the guys we work with named Matt, who also smokes pot every time he makes a delivery, starts banging on the window and yells "ARE YOU TWO GONNA FUCK?"
...totally not what i needed right now. she's looking at him, and i'm mouthing with a serious face while pointing "get the fuck out of here"
he finally gets it and takes off.
girl: "god i love that kid"
"yeah, he's one of a kind" (he's actually behind me on my couch right now, drinking a busch light and watching ESPN. fucking cocksucker)
"so anyway, since you're not seeing anyone, what do you think?"
"uh, ya know, i don't know. like i said, i have a certain girl in mind. i think i'm gonna wait and see where that goes"
"who is it?"
"i think you know her. malorie, that short red head"
"THAT FUCKING BITCH? no, fuck her. she's a whore"
"woah, ok, calm the fuck down. seriously. jesus christ"
"i can't stand her. what the fuck? she's better than me?"
"alright, you know what, i don't like where this is going. ya know, i'm sorry, but i can't do this with you right now. if you felt this way, you should have said something to me a long time ago. i'm sorry. really."
"so that's it then? it's a no?"
"for right now, yeah. i mean, maybe somewhere down the line, yeah. but not right now."
"so are things going to be awkward between us now?"
"i'm not gonna lie...probably"
"well, i still want us to be friends"
"yeah, sure. but for right now, nothing more"
"ok then..."
"yeah, i'm gonna head on home. i'll talk to ya. have a good night"
"whatever. you'll probably get a drunken phone call from me tonight"
"haha, ok. see ya"
i met up with matt the window banger, gave him a hardcore tapper, and then we came back here.
i dunno, the way she talked, she seemed more desperate than anything. she sounded so fucking sad at the end of the conversation. i mean, like, it hurt me to hear her talk =/
bah. didn't end very good. but christ-o-rama you should have seen how she reacted when she found out who i was trying to get with. hell, i think that girl malorie is gonna turn up dead in a ditch tomorrow.
but yeah, it's all over, hopefully. i really, really, really don't think i'm going to pick up my cell phone if she calls it later tonight. she said she'd be drunk, and i know i'll be drunk. bad things would happen.
so, in conclusion, i feel really bad for her. not because i think she really liked me that much, but because i think she just wants to like anyone that much.
crazy fucking bitch.
ConfusingJazz
Member
I don't think you should have given her a name...demi's picture doesn't have to apply to you...
yeah, what a fucking boner. i'm gonna give him another hit to the dick before this night is over.
i explained the shit to him on our way back here. him: "had i known that, i woulda screamed some shit like 'ERIC IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. HE TALKS ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY"
...fucker.
i explained the shit to him on our way back here. him: "had i known that, i woulda screamed some shit like 'ERIC IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. HE TALKS ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY"
...fucker.
Man, this reminds me of one of my situations (my only one ev4r). I've quickly learned that the minute they become desperate like that it's best to just steer clear. A relationship shouldn't be so needy - it should be fun, rewarding and relaxing. And sure there are going to be tough times and I'm not saying that :: but from the looks of things you're right when you say she's a bit crazy, and will probably be miserable to hang around with.
My friend is totally engulfed in his current gf and it's pathetic. They've been going out for a friggin' month and in his profile he's all like "Christina you're my soul mate. Some people spend their whole lives searching for the perfect one and I don't have to anymore." Yadda, yadda. Yeah, it's typical "falling in love" but sometimes you overreact over things and any obsession is a bad one. In your girlfiriend's case it's probably best for her that you turned her down.
But, seriously, I don't really know. I'm just saying what I've concluded from my minimal experience. And probably most of my rambling has nothing to do with the topic but I rarely post about stuff like this so I just got whatever came up on my mind out.
My friend is totally engulfed in his current gf and it's pathetic. They've been going out for a friggin' month and in his profile he's all like "Christina you're my soul mate. Some people spend their whole lives searching for the perfect one and I don't have to anymore." Yadda, yadda. Yeah, it's typical "falling in love" but sometimes you overreact over things and any obsession is a bad one. In your girlfiriend's case it's probably best for her that you turned her down.
But, seriously, I don't really know. I'm just saying what I've concluded from my minimal experience. And probably most of my rambling has nothing to do with the topic but I rarely post about stuff like this so I just got whatever came up on my mind out.
:lol bitches and their female rage of fury for other chicks.. Nice way of handling it.
:lol :lol I love your honesty. In fact, Eminem.... I .... I .. Its when I'm standing six feet away from you and not being able to find the words to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you, I want to scream to the whole room that I'm in love with you. It's when I'm all al...
J2 Cool said:
:lol :lol :lol
and for the record, Matt got his. Dumbass broke his fucking toe(the middle one, of all toes) last night while we were watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The idiot took a piss, and decided to sprint down the stairs, and hit his toe on an old pc case i have that's laying around. oh, it was a glorious moment.
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