On December 31st, 11:59PM EST, I will announce the biggest news of my life on NeoGAF. (GETTING ITT™ IS NOT AN OPTION!)

I hope OP doesn't leave GAF again.
Occasionally, his shitposts are funny.
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teezzy teezzy gets a new roommate friend but this time he is a stoner who post on gaf. Can't wait to the new odd couple youtube series both would make.

God I wanna see this.

Teez opens the kitchen cupboard and hundreds of tins of tuna fall out onto his head. MHK sees it and yells out CUNTH GET ITT!!
 
I'm about to exit 2020 so let those in the future know.

bring it on bitch. I will rearrange your living room and then all the times on your house clocks. Tell all Jehovah's Witness and Mormons to come visit you.

Hmmm maybe one of the Mormons will be MHK
 
That's roasted tomato and olive oil Triscuuts you pleeb

"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

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"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

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Sorry. I'm from America. I have no idea what this shit is.
 
"Hey Franco we run outta the Triscuuts, whatta we gonna do?"
"Relax Marco, just get some of that old breakfast cereal we got in da back. Spray a bit of olive oil on it and they'll never know"
"Genius Franco, genius. Cant wait to see one of those millennials instagram their food with this!

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I just fucking spat out my juice while reading this. Well done
 
Sorry. I'm from America. I have no idea what this shit is.

That's why I included a picture for our international audience. No wonder you got fooled by Shreddies Triscuuts.

It gets even better, they are actually called Triscuits. They are not even Italian or European but American. There you are with your "Sophisticated" fake-out Euro platter like a boss.

Americans...
 
That's why I included a picture for our international audience. No wonder you got fooled by Shreddies Triscuuts.

It gets even better, they are actually called Triscuits. They are not even Italian or European but American. There you are with your "Sophisticated" fake-out Euro platter like a boss.

Americans...
Go eat your Pot Noodle
 
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