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[GHG]

When she comes back, use my favorite line (100% success rate!): "Well why don't you come over to my place, I'll cook us a nice dinner. In the morning you can make breakfast. What time would you like to come over?"

Dude...

The man just wants to smash, not wife his boss.

 

[Ornlu]

Dude...

The man just wants to smash, not wife his boss.

Hey, I'm just giving him the Konami code. Shit works on everything.

 

[xrnzaaas]

Stay healthy OP, when all men around the world become infertile you'll be one of the last few remaining to impregnate her.

 

[Stouffers]

Invite your boss's parents to join in.

 

[DESTROYA]

Dammit!
OP I was rooting for you, hopefully it's just postponed for a later date.
When she gets back go over with a 6 pack and see where it leads you, just say you want to talk about all the craziness going on.

 

[MudoSkills]

You should have fucked the beer first visit like I said.

 

[M1chl]

Hey, I'm just giving him the Konami code. Shit works on everything.

Yeah well you seems to be really experienced, care to show us also your ingenius plan, how to unfuck the whole situation, when OP is going to be out of all fucks about her?

Because that shit is something super annyoing and it can ended up pretty badly, if that other person is not mature enough. Trust me, I know and I still absolutely dread these kinds of situations.

 

[Ornlu]

Yeah well you seems to be really experienced, care to show us also your ingenius plan, how to unfuck the whole situation, when OP is going to be out of all fucks about her?

Because that shit is something super annyoing and it can ended up pretty badly, if that other person is not mature enough. Trust me, I know and I still absolutely dread these kinds of situations.

Well he's already planning on crossing the Rubicon, right? It's not my business what he chooses to do or not do.

 

[M1chl]

Well he's already planning on crossing the Rubicon, right? It's not my business what he chooses to do or not do.

Sure, I am just saying, we don't know how much experienced OP is so better keep it Rated T for Teen type of advices.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

 

[Kamina]

Any news OP?

 

[Foamy]

The two of them are working from home. Her home.

 

[Amory]

 

[ManaByte]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

 

[oagboghi2]

When she comes back, use my favorite line (100% success rate!): "Well why don't you come over to my place, I'll cook us a nice dinner. In the morning you can make breakfast. What time would you like to come over?"

That's .....not a bad line.

I might steal that

 

[Papa]

Broccoli Boy will be a virgin forever

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Any news OP?

He fucking died.

F

 

[Foamy]

Between the virus, her parents and work she's going to be very stressed and that's when you strike.... err I mean help her relax... with a shoulder message.

 

[Chance Boudreaux]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

This thread is dead to me

 

[MGHA]

Rest In Post.

 

[TaySan]

I think OP did the best thing and not pursued it. I like to think so at least, but it looks like we will never know.

 

[Kamina]

Don't listen to TaySan, OP

 

[crowbrow]

I know how it is OP. I also got cockrona blocked bigtime.

 

[TaySan]

Don't listen to TaySan, OP

Don't listen to Kamina, OP

I'm the all and knowing one.

 

[TrainedRage]

I'm still on the case. No worries! Trying to set up a Netflix and chill situation.

 

[crowbrow]

I think you should watch the movie Horrible Bosses together.

 

[Tesseract]

I'm still on the case. No worries! Trying to set up a Netflix and chill situation.

you march to victory or defeat

but you march

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[Ikutachi]

Hot grandma thread was good filler.

 

[008]

Go for an activity like the one mentioned above. Cook together, then Segway to the couch and tv

 

[Nymphae]

So what's the scoop

 

[Musky_Cheese]

So what's the scoop

Dick dry af I bet

 

[Papa]

I forgot about this pathetic thread and OP's permavirginity

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

Just tell me you didn't eat her booty

 

[Tesseract]

I forgot about this pathetic thread and OP's permavirginity

 

[Rentahamster]

So what's the scoop

He's probably in several pieces in her basement freezer, next to the neopolitan ice cream.

 

[Papa]

He's probably in several pieces in her basement freezer, next to the neopolitan ice cream.

 

[MudoSkills]

You should 'accidentally' send a pic of your penis.

If not now then when?

 

[Kamina]

Oh man, you guys got me all excited for nothing.

 

[DragoonKain]

His boss is busy with other things right now

 

[Appleprosy]

 

[Papa]

Oh man, you guys got me all excited for nothing. ☹

Something you have in common with OP

 

[TaySan]

OP don't give these people the satisfaction of an update.

End it on a positive note.

 

[Rentahamster]

OP don't give these people the satisfaction of an update.

End it on a positive note.

But my headcannon says that he's been murdered and will be eaten at a later date to be determined. OP needs to clarify this ASAP.

 

[Tesseract]

But my headcannon says that he's been murdered and will be eaten at a later date to be determined. OP needs to clarify this ASAP.

 

[Papa]

TrainedRage honk if ur not chopped up and in your boss' freezer

 

[Barsinister]

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Foamy]

I have faith he'll seal the deal if he really wants to. Lady bosses don't invite their subordinates over just for shits and giggles.