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P. Diddy wants to be James Bond

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methodman

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Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has declared that he wants to play James Bond in the next 007 flick.

After small roles in "Monster's Ball," "Made" and a lead role in the Tony Award winning "A Raisin In the Sun," Diddy has announced his desire to become the next James Bond.

"The world is ready for a black James Bond," Combs revealed.

Diddy also said he would want actress Angelina Jolie to play his Bond girl. Reports have already surfaced that Jolie wants to play a villain in the franchise's next installment.

"We would make a hot, sexy couple," Diddy offered.

http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=6386

haahahahahhaahah
 
M

Matlock

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D

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Wasn't his performance in A Raisin in the Sun largely panned?
 
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Rlan

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BigJonsson said:
WTF NO!

Sean Connery is rolling over in his grave!!!
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"But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook."
"Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!"
"Yes, master."
 
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Jim Bowie

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Hey, I want to be James Bond too. And Batman. I just told my journalist friend this.

Why was this newsworthy, again?
 
DCharlie

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
""The world is ready for a black James Bond," Combs revealed."

erm.... no.

James bond is the quintesential white British gent.
That's the whole 007 deal.

Let's do the flip side - Jarvis Cocker as Axel Foley in new Beverly hills cop!

""The world is ready for a white BHC!", Cocker revealed."

just... no...
 
D

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
They need to make a movie on the life of Martin Luther King Jr, starring none other than Tom Arnold.


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I have a dream, baby!
 
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G4life98

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DCharlie said:
""The world is ready for a black James Bond," Combs revealed."

erm.... no.

James bond is the quintesential white British gent.
That's the whole 007 deal.

Let's do the flip side - Jarvis Cocker as Axel Foley in new Beverly hills cop!

""The world is ready for a white BHC!", Cocker revealed."

just... no...
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i disagree...the only part that really matters is that hes british...black or white would be irrelevant

now if they made him american and black, that would be a clusterfuck of a bond movie.
 
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J2 Cool

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wait wait wait wait... who the fuck is this guy?? Does he think he's Arnold or something? He's said before he wants to run the New York Knicks, be the President, be James Bond, tries to scare us in to voting or else he'll kill us, announced Sean Combs runs New York(along with thousands of unmentioned others) and ran a marathon... Just stop. Arnold's already been James Bond, ran farther in Running Man, has taken over and run the larger California, influenced us in voting, and has a good shot of being president if only he ammends the constitution. Not to mention he's been the world's biggest action star, greatest bodybuilder ever, and killed a T1000. I bet he could rap if he wanted to even. You'll never be Arnold!

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"Never."

but maybe you could shoot for Van Damme

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"Him my equal? Please.."
 
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Dead

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DCharlie said:
Let's do the flip side - Jarvis Cocker as Axel Foley in new Beverly hills cop!

""The world is ready for a white BHC!", Cocker revealed."

just... no...
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:lol
 
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Screenboy

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P Diddy is a fucking looser, he would disgrace the whole franchise with his Bling Bling and his tooth-pick with a rocket launcher stuffed in it that he keeps up his arse (thats why he chews it so much).



STFU DIDDY!



GO HOME!




-SB
 
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belgurdo

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Screenboy said:
P Diddy is a fucking looser, he would disgrace the whole franchise with his Bling Bling and his tooth-pick with a rocket launcher stuffed in it that he keeps up his arse (thats why he chews it so much).



STFU DIDDY!



GO HOME!




-SB
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Then again, the series is already in the shitter as it is. A little "too brown" wouldn't put much of a dent in already rusty armor
 
Buggy Loop

Buggy Loop

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BobbyRobby said:
The world is ready for a gay James Bond.
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Didnt that happen in an old James bond? The bond girl was a actually a male, its actually true. I dont remember the name of the guy but a shitload of peoples got fooled :lol
 
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JackFrost2012

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Buggy Loop said:
Didnt that happen in an old James bond? The bond girl was a actually a male, its actually true. I dont remember the name of the guy but a shitload of peoples got fooled :lol
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Not exactly ... it's more a "girl in a James Bond movie" than a "Bond Girl."

http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/bondgirl.php

"But Caroline Cossey was a 'Bond girl' in only the most fleeting of ways: She appeared but briefly on screen in For Your Eyes Only, and film credits describe her as "girl at pool," a designation she shared with ten other actresses."
 
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Doth Togo

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One word.

NO.

If anyone's ever read all of Ian Fleming's novels besides me, you'd know he's racist. It would be most amusing to see Bond portrayed in a way that Fleming countered in his books.
 
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robochimp

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BobbyRobby said:
The world is ready for a gay James Bond.
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They should make that be the condition for P Diddy being Bond.

P Diddy Here is your leading "lady" the notorious Otto VonHandjob
 
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8bit

Knows the Score
If P. Diddy proves his worth by hunting down and killing everyone that didn't vote as he said he would, I figure he deserves a shot at it.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
P. Diddy wants to be James Bond?

How can he do that when he hasn't even accomplished his goal of being a rapper yet? (all those lame ass lyrics he sticks in various songs...)
 
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
I was never a fan of Biggie, but I am now convinced of his greatness after two worthless rappers have created careers based on connections to him alone.
 
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GDGF

Soothsayer
Is this the only scenerio he can think of where he'd be able to have sex with Angelina Jolie?
 
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FortNinety

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Puffy is seriously one of the most worthless entertainers alive today. The fact that he's gone so far in life, and people actually look up to him is a very sad thing.
 
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bishoptl

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Here's an idea, P Diddly - instead of piggybacking on an already established franchise and shoehoring your new "interpretation", why not take some of your bling and finance your own super-spy movie. Call it "Double-O Jiggy" or whatever. Carl Weathers gave it a shot in "Action Jackson" some time ago, so put your rep on the line and CREATE something from the ground up.

But that goes completely against your modus operandi. Man, like turning the Kingpin black wasn't ridiculous enough.
 
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MetatronM

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AssMan said:
isn't collin farrell going to be the next bond?
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For some reason, I read that as Colin Quinn for a second, and I thought if I had to pick one man out there who would be the exact opposite of James Bond, that would be it.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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bishoptl said:
Here's an idea, P Diddly - instead of piggybacking on an already established franchise and shoehoring your new "interpretation", why not take some of your bling and finance your own super-spy movie.
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You've never heard any of PDiddy's music, have you? I think he's pretty much incapable of creating anything remotely original.
 
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