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P. Diddy wants to be James Bond

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Ripclawe

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But first we see P Diddy in the remake of Black Caesar

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ShadowRed

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DCharlie said:
""The world is ready for a black James Bond," Combs revealed."

erm.... no.

James bond is the quintesential white British gent.
That's the whole 007 deal.

Let's do the flip side - Jarvis Cocker as Axel Foley in new Beverly hills cop!

""The world is ready for a white BHC!", Cocker revealed."

just... no...




That's so much BS. A black man can't be a British gent, huh? I don't know if you are trying to be funny or if you are an actual racist, kind of hard to tell on this board sometimes.
 

ShadowRed

Banned
Substance said:
ShadowRed please...
Why don't you go after bishoptl for remarking that a 'black' Kingpin was ridiculous?




Cause he can ban me...'nuff said. :D




PS cool a laughing emote now. :lol
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
WTF does banning have to do with making a statement and then backing it up with an argument? It's not like he said, "Blacks can't be superspies".

What I'm saying is that James Bond's character should stay true to the Bond mythos. Which happens to be a white British guy. Not a black rapper. Or lesbian Samoan. Or whatever. It's nothing to be ashamed of, folks. Why do you think I got so worked up when Michael Clarke Duncan played the Kingpin? That's not the Kingpin I grew up reading about.

There's being inclusive, and then there's being fucking ridiculous. You can guess what category I think this falls into. :p
 

ShadowRed

Banned
bishoptl said:
WTF does banning have to do with making a statement and then backing it up with an argument? It's not like he said, "Blacks can't be superspies".

What I'm saying is that James Bond's character should stay true to the Bond mythos. Which happens to be a white British guy. Not a black rapper. Or lesbian Samoan. Or whatever. It's nothing to be ashamed of, folks. Why do you think I got so worked up when Michael Clarke Duncan played the Kingpin? That's not the Kingpin I grew up reading about.

There's being inclusive, and then there's being fucking ridiculous. You can guess what category I think this falls into. :p




So motherfucking what you didn't grow up with a Black Kingpin, that doesn't mean that there shouldn't never be one. Did you shit bricks when Denzel Washington played Othello, I mean you didn't grow up with a black Othello either. You ask me to back up my argument and all you have to back your up with is "I didn't grow up with one. :rolleyes" The race of either the Kingpin or Bond is not relevent to their character. There are black thugs running around as well as well mannered and educated black British men. So fucking what if there hasn't been a black man in either of these roles before. I take it you have a stick up your butt about Jackie Robinson joining the white baseball leagues, I mean baseball with a black man playing wasn't a league that most white people grew up watching. I take it you think that uppity nigger should have stayed in his place. Man you Canadian blacks are something else.



PS Goodbye board it's been fun. :D
 

ShadowRed

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Ninja Scooter said:
im not an expert on the subject or anything, but wasn't the character of Othello always black?




Nope. Othello is a Moor and a Moor is one. but in particular a person from Spain who converted to Islam. I believe it was iether Denzel or Larry Fishburn who was the first black man to play the part. Up until then only whites played the part. Then suddenly whenever a black man was acussed of killing a white woman people would scream Othello so the lay person, such as yourself began to associate a black man as Othello.
 
ShadowRed said:
Nope. Othello is a Moor and a Moor is one. but in particular a person from Spain who converted to Islam. I believe it was iether Denzel or Larry Fishburn who was the first black man to play the part. Up until then only whites played the part.

ok, yeah i was thinking of Fishburne. I think Denzel was in some other Shakespear play/movie, the one with Keanu Reeves.
 

ShadowRed

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Let me be the first to say I have been OWNED!!!!!! Just did a quick yahoo search and found out that I was totally wrong in regards to the Othello not being black as well as Larry Fishburn being the first black to play him. The rest of my post stands. The race of Bond or the Kingpin are irrelevent to their character.
 
ShadowRed said:
Nope. Othello is a Moor and a Moor is one. but in particular a person from Spain who converted to Islam. I believe it was iether Denzel or Larry Fishburn who was the first black man to play the part. Up until then only whites played the part. Then suddenly whenever a black man was acussed of killing a white woman people would scream Othello so the lay person, such as yourself began to associate a black man as Othello.

Wow, you know shit about Shakespeare AND Bond. Good job.

Othello's ALWAYS been black. That's like the WHOLE POINT of the play.
 

methodman

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P. Diddy has made some great beats in his time. He has a lot more he has made but these are the only ones i can remember right now.

Nas - Hate Me Now
Can't nobody hold me down - Puff Daddy f/ Mase
Been Around the World - Puff Daddy f/ Mase and Biggie
Notorious B.I.G. - Biggie
Hypnotize - Biggie
You dont want Drama - 8 Ball and MJG
Pass the Courvoisier - Busta Rhymes
After School - LL Cool J
I dont wanna Know - Mario Winans
It's About that Money - Too Short
 

ShadowRed

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JackFrost2012 said:
Wow, you know shit about Shakespeare AND Bond. Good job.

Othello's ALWAYS been black. That's like the WHOLE POINT of the play.



First of all I acknowledged that I screwed up on the Othello not being black. Put a fucking feather in it, it's over. What exactly do I not know shit about Bond?
 

nitewulf

Member
yeah othello is black, its mentioned pretty specifically in the play. and denzel did "much ado about nothing", he was the prince IIRC.
as for bond being black, you have to realize that the mythos is associated with a white man because it was written to be a white man. a white british spy in the post ww2, cold war era. i dont think anyone is saying there cant be a suave black spy, its just that, bond isnt supposed to be black. much like toranaga from shogun isnt black.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
I've got the perfect Black Bond... and we've already seen him in Bond movies... AND he's British.

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He's got a great accent and a very distinct voice.

Ok maybe he's too prominent to become Bond... he's played the Charles Robinson character in the last 3 Bond movies... but hey he could still be an MI6 spy.....
 

Anyanka

Member
I could live with it if it was done seriously with a good actor and not just a gimmick or a way to have a hip edgy rapper to get young people interested. It'd be weird, but it's already weird that James never ages(despite everyone around him aging).
 
methodman said:
P. Diddy has made some great beats in his time. He has a lot more he has made but these are the only ones i can remember right now.

Nas - Hate Me Now
Can't nobody hold me down - Puff Daddy f/ Mase
Been Around the World - Puff Daddy f/ Mase and Biggie
Notorious B.I.G. - Biggie
Hypnotize - Biggie
You dont want Drama - 8 Ball and MJG
Pass the Courvoisier - Busta Rhymes
After School - LL Cool J
I dont wanna Know - Mario Winans
It's About that Money - Too Short


i won't be bothered to research it, but im almost positive that 90% of those beats were just ripped off from popular 80s songs.
 

ShadowRed

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Ninja Scooter said:
i won't be bothered to research it, but im almost positive that 90% of those beats were just ripped off from popular 80s songs.



:lol I was going to say the same thing.
 

Defensor

Mistaken iRobbery!
DarienA said:
I've got the perfect Black Bond... and we've already seen him in Bond movies... AND he's British.

keen.jpg
I thought he interested in taking over as Bond when Pierce steps down?
 
Bond should be 'Asian'. They're are probably the largest minority group in Britain. Make him do song and dance when he kills the villain and then sing a song of sorrow when he realises that it's long lost half brother.

Anyway this is useless call me when they get a proper bond girl for the next role (hopefully not Kiera Knightley).
 

Jim Bowie

Member
I think we're missing the point, gents. Nobody's casting Puff Daddy as James Bond. He just said, "Hey, I think it'd be cool to play James Bond," something all of us have probably said at one point or anonther. He can say, "Jeez, I wish I could be a dragon. Flying 'round, breathing fire, it'd be the tits!" But it's not going to make him a fucking dragon.

Lighten up, guys. Puff Daddy just wants to be Bond. He's not becoming Bond.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
i won't be bothered to research it, but im almost positive that 90% of those beats were just ripped off from popular 80s songs.

Can't nobody hold me down - Puff Daddy f/ Mase
I think it's a remake of an 80's song.

I dont wanna Know - Mario Winans
Beat was used for the Fugees song "Ready or Not" around 1996, don't know if originated from there.

I don't know the about the other songs, but i'm sure there are more.
 

Matlock

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Bond Villain: I killed everyone you know! What will you do now?
*Bond pulls out a machine gun, starts firing*
Bond: Takethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethattakethat
 
DarienA said:
I've got the perfect Black Bond... and we've already seen him in Bond movies... AND he's British.

keen.jpg


He's got a great accent and a very distinct voice.

Ok maybe he's too prominent to become Bond... he's played the Charles Robinson character in the last 3 Bond movies... but hey he could still be an MI6 spy.....

EXCELLENT choice.
 

refreshZ

Member
DarienA said:
I've got the perfect Black Bond... and we've already seen him in Bond movies... AND he's British.

keen.jpg


He's got a great accent and a very distinct voice.

Ok maybe he's too prominent to become Bond... he's played the Charles Robinson character in the last 3 Bond movies... but hey he could still be an MI6 spy.....

Shame he can't act for shit.
 
I dont wanna Know - Mario Winans
Beat was used for the Fugees song "Ready or Not" around 1996, don't know if originated from there.

so now he's stealing beats from hit songs that aren't even 10 years old yet? Pretty fuckin pathetic.
 

COCKLES

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I think EON are happy to continue to cast a 'B' grade actor written and directed by 3rd rate directors/writers like Robert Spottiswood.
 
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